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Posted: 1/30/2011 5:53:46 PM EDT
Discuss
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:56:20 PM EDT
[#1]
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:56:27 PM EDT
[#2]
We have a cow.  




Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:56:30 PM EDT
[#3]
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:57:45 PM EDT
[#4]
Twister: best movie ever made?


Not sure if serious?
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:58:55 PM EDT
[#5]

I don't think I'd even put it in the top 1,000.

Link Posted: 1/30/2011 5:59:29 PM EDT
[#6]
The fuck?
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:00:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Kansas is full of growling tornadoes.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:00:30 PM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:00:31 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Twister: best movie ever made?


Not sure if serious?


Do you  dare criticize the shakespearean god that is Bill Paxton?

Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:00:47 PM EDT
[#10]
It was fun to watch once in a while at the time.  It's ok.  

If you think it's the best ever, though, have a friend drive you to the ER or call 911.  Clearly you have ingested a toxic substance.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:01:04 PM EDT
[#11]
Waiting for

NO FUCKIN WAY on the poll.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:01:23 PM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:01:26 PM EDT
[#13]
No.



Next question.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:03:51 PM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
The fuck?


Next time you watch it, put a box fan in front of you on high.

Blows your fucking mind...
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:03:55 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:

I don't think I'd even put it in the top 1000000000.





Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:03:59 PM EDT
[#16]
No.

No way.

What kind of F5 tornado can't even suck off Helen Hunt's top?
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:05:14 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
No.

No way.

What kind of F5 tornado can't even suck off Helen Hunt's top?


Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:06:01 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The fuck?


Next time you watch it, put a box fan in front of you on high.

Blows your fucking mind...


At least if the fan dried out my contacts I could feel the burning for this movie that you obviously do.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:06:42 PM EDT
[#19]
It was a pretty good comedy.

Come on up to Kansas this April/May and we can show you the real thing.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:06:45 PM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Twister: best movie ever made?


Not sure if serious?


Do you  dare criticize the shakespearean god that is Bill Paxton?



Why yes I do dare to criticize the shakespearean god that is Bill Paxton!!!!
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:07:03 PM EDT
[#21]
Helen Hunt should have gotten neked while she was still hot.




Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:07:09 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
Quoted:
No.

No way.

What kind of F5 tornado can't even suck off Helen Hunt's top?




Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:08:52 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Waiting for

NO FUCKIN WAY on the poll.


You say that until Bill Paxton comes to your door and beats you to within an inch of your life...

Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:10:01 PM EDT
[#24]
Maybe if you like tornadoes like that kid likes turtles.

 
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:11:11 PM EDT
[#25]
Quoted:
No.

No way.

What kind of F5 tornado can't even suck off Helen Hunt's top?


Well Rick, if you had bought the uncut directors edition of Twister like I did, you would have...
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:15:00 PM EDT
[#26]
The Extreme! He walked naked up to a tornado, and threw an empty whiskey bottle at it. It never even touched the ground because it got caught in the suck zone.

Greatest movie ever made.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:15:06 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The fuck?


Next time you watch it, put a box fan in front of you on high.

Blows your fucking mind...


I'm gonna try this.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:15:10 PM EDT
[#28]
Uhh, NO!
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:18:00 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Uhh, NO!


Technical knowledge of the subject tends to ruin movies, therefore your opinion doesn't count.  
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:19:07 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
Uhh, NO!


Clearly you have never been in that situation... You would have appreciated the realism.


Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:21:08 PM EDT
[#31]
It was better than Speed II.
(Maybe not as good as Speed 1.)


Really.




I felt certain theatrical fundamentals were lacking in this wonderful saga of those invdiduals sometimes taunting Mother Nature, terrified of her, while flaunting the lack of concern for their own well being.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:21:31 PM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
No.

No way.

What kind of F5 tornado can't even suck off Helen Hunt's top?


She's so mediocre looking that even god doesn't want to see her naked.

Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:23:25 PM EDT
[#33]
Ya, Bishop should go, good idea.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:25:17 PM EDT
[#34]
The only good movie Bill Paxton has ever made was True Lies, where he was a coward used car salesman that wet himself.


ETA: and he was pretty good in Apollo 13
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:26:13 PM EDT
[#35]
I'm afraid not.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:26:45 PM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
The only good movie Bill Paxton has ever made was True Lies, where he was a coward used car salesman that wet himself.


ETA: and he was pretty good in Apollo 13


Aliens

Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:29:21 PM EDT
[#37]
He was also a punk thug in Terminator.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:31:29 PM EDT
[#38]



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:

The fuck?




Next time you watch it, put a box fan in front of you on high.



Blows your fucking mind...




At least if the fan dried out my contacts I could feel the burning for this movie that you obviously do.




 
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:31:53 PM EDT
[#39]
Quoted:
Quoted:
The only good movie Bill Paxton has ever made was True Lies, where he was a coward used car salesman that wet himself.


ETA: and he was pretty good in Apollo 13


Aliens



meh...
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:32:08 PM EDT
[#40]
Fun movie. I bought it on Blu Ray for cheap and the CG does not hold up.

I wouldn't mind if someone like George Lucas took a stab at improving the special effects but he'd probably make Bill Paxton blow first.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:34:51 PM EDT
[#41]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Uhh, NO!




Clearly you have never been in that situation... You would have appreciated the realism.





lol  



A small treat just for fun since we are on topic.









 
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:37:36 PM EDT
[#42]


The only good things were Helen Hunt's boobs and the bowl of mashed potatoes.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:38:31 PM EDT
[#43]
I sometimes think chasing tornados would be interesting but after watching Twister and countless chaser documentaries I realize I just don't have the right stuff.  I have been very close to a couple of tornados in a vehicle where I could see them very clearly and in neither situation did I yell "OH MY GOD!  OH MY GOD!"  I may have mumbled an "uh oh" or "oh crap" under my breath but I was clearly below the standard.

Atomic Tornado was a better movie to me just because of the imagination that went into it and the hot ladies.  It was not the best movie ever made either.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:42:20 PM EDT
[#44]
 Ok?
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:43:55 PM EDT
[#45]
Even an old black and white John Wayne could beat it.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:44:39 PM EDT
[#46]



Quoted:


I sometimes think chasing tornados would be interesting but after watching Twister and countless chaser documentaries I realize I just don't have the right stuff.  I have been very close to a couple of tornados in a vehicle where I could see them very clearly and in neither situation did I yell "OH MY GOD!  OH MY GOD!"  I may have mumbled an "uh oh" or "oh crap" under my breath but I was clearly below the standard.



Atomic Tornado was a better movie to me just because of the imagination that went into it and the hot ladies.  It was not the best movie ever made either.


Its all theatrics. They need to add excitement to the footage to engage the audience. The camera guy that used to follow me was always on me about it. We need you to be more exciting he would say. lol



 
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 6:57:35 PM EDT
[#47]
I wouldn't say it's one of the best movies ever but it did bring the two actresses I most lusted after at the time to my home town for a couple of months.  Jaime Gertz (mainly as she appeared in Lost Boys) and Helen Hunt...........  

My cousin even served Helen Hunt blueberry pancakes every Sunday morning.  
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 7:00:50 PM EDT
[#48]
No gratuitous nudity, not even a side shot, so no.
Link Posted: 1/30/2011 7:02:07 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Twister: best movie ever made?


Not sure if serious?


Do you  dare criticize the shakespearean god that is Bill Paxton?



Shit, dude, you're KILLIN' me here!

Link Posted: 1/30/2011 7:04:25 PM EDT
[#50]
you mean worst?


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