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1/25/2018 7:38:29 AM
Posted: 12/20/2005 4:33:41 AM EST
---------- Twas the night before Christmas and all through San
Quentin, the crips were protesting, and liberals were ventin'.

The cyanide hung by the chamber with care, in hopes that the reaper
soon would be there.

The inmates were nestled all snug in their bed ; except for Old
Tookie, who soon would be dead.

And me with my beer mug, dressed warm in my flannel, had curled up to
watch it, on the Fox News Channel.

I set up my TIVO to record the news station, and thoroughly loved the
momentous occasion.

It seemed lady justice had gotten her way, and that there would be one

less savage today.

When outside the jail there arose such a clatter, the cameras had
turned to see what was the matter.

When what to my civilized eyes did appear, but a lineup of actors, all

liberal, half queer.

The misguided freaks drew some curious looks, as they proclaimed his
innocence; clutching his books.

The tears then flew out from Sarandon's eyes, as she nominated him
again for the Nobel Peace Prize.

The actors were tethered to an ACLU sleigh, all towing the line of the

urban decay.

On Asner, on Penn, on liberal cop-haters, On Sharpton, on Jesse and
other race-baiters.

Then at 3:01 all curled up like a beetle, Tookie cried like a bitch as

they gave him the needle.

When up from the actors there arose such a cry, they had failed in
their mission, and Tookie DID DIE !!

I heard Bill O'Reilly say, as I turned out my light, Merry Christmas
to all .
there was justice tonight !!
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:34:34 AM EST
I think this will go down as the most duped item in ARFCOM history.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:38:14 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:42:14 AM EST
My bad......just got it this morning
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:43:56 AM EST
No harm, no foul. Merry Christmas.
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:44:41 AM EST
Dupe x1000, but funny nonetheless
Link Posted: 12/20/2005 4:51:42 AM EST
Thanx for the dupe, I had'nt read it yet.
Link Posted: 12/23/2005 1:10:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/23/2005 1:10:53 PM EST by tc6969]
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