Tucker Carlson is Comedy Gold right now

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Posted: 12/15/2016 8:16:53 PM EDT

Tucker: 'You said Trump was in a mental institution. Was he in a mental institution?'

Fat Reporter: Lots of words, never getting to the answer.

Tucker: 'Can you just answer the question.'

Fat Reporter: I'm answering the question, can you let me answer the question?

Tucker: You're not answering the question.

Fat Reporter: You won't let me answer the question. Don't have guests if you won't let them answer the question! <pulls out binder titled Tucker's Falsehoods> Do you want to go over some of the things you said?

Tucker: No, I want you to answer the question. You said Trump was in a mental institution. Is that true?

Fat Reporter: I'm trying to answer your question, if you'll let me talk then I'll give you the answer. But you're not letting me answer the question.

Tucker: OK, let's move on to something else.

Fat Reporter: Well, I have a message for you and for Trump from the CIA.

Tucker: OK, let's hear it. You've got 30 seconds.

Fat Reporter: Tucker, I know a lot of people in the CIA, officers who are patriots, who serve this country and I have been in their homes and they are great people, and 119 officers of the CIA have lost their lives....lots and lots of words.

Tucker: OK but where's the secret message from the CIA?

Fat Reporter: Lots of words....

Tucker: OK times up.

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:18:30 PM EDT

[#1]

that shit was crazy

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:19:17 PM EDT

[#2]

That fella was just talking in circles...

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:19:49 PM EDT

[#3]

Tucker's awesome. It's like everyday one of his interviews makes it around social media. The one with the the math professor was the best so far.

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:21:45 PM EDT

[#4]

Ive noticed that almost every night I find myself searching YouTube for the latest Tucker Carlson clips.

Some may say hes reaching for low hanging fruit but damn is it entertaining as all hell.

My favorite is the intense stare he gives while the guest is giving their bullshit explanation. He leading them into a corner and then just unloads. It really is priceless.

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:22:03 PM EDT

[#5]

Damn. In for vid

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:22:07 PM EDT

[#6]

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Tucker: 'You said Trump was in a mental institution. Was he in a mental institution?'

Fat Reporter: Lots of words, never getting to the answer.

Tucker: 'Can you just answer the question.'

Fat Reporter: I'm answering the question, can you let me answer the question?

Tucker: You're not answering the question.

Fat Reporter: You won't let me answer the question. Don't have guests if you won't let them answer the question! <pulls out binder titled Tucker's Falsehoods> Do you want to go over some of the things you said?

Tucker: No, I want you to answer the question. You said Trump was in a mental institution. Is that true?

Fat Reporter: I'm trying to answer your question, if you'll let me talk then I'll give you the answer. But you're not letting me answer the question.

Tucker: OK, let's move on to something else.

Fat Reporter: Well, I have a message for you and for Trump from the CIA.

Tucker: OK, let's hear it. You've got 30 seconds.

Fat Reporter: Tucker, I know a lot of people in the CIA, officers who are patriots, who serve this country and I have been in their homes and they are great people, and 119 officers of the CIA have lost their lives....lots and lots of words.

Tucker: OK but where's the secret message from the CIA?

Fat Reporter: Lots of words....

Tucker: OK times up.

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I would have lost it...

ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION.

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:24:08 PM EDT

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"Yes. No. I don't know. Pick one."

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:27:01 PM EDT

[#8]

TARD on display.

The insane projecting their ilness, as usual.

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:27:14 PM EDT

[#9]

Well, I posted the video below, don't know why it's not showing....
Here's the link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs1LABi5eCA

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Posted: 12/15/2016 8:27:43 PM EDT

[#10]

I want to go smoke a cigar with him.

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:27:56 PM EDT

[#11]

I'd hate to be in line behind him at Burger King.

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:29:23 PM EDT

[#12]

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Tucker: 'You said Trump was in a mental institution. Was he in a mental institution?'

Fat Reporter: Lots of words, never getting to the answer.

Tucker: 'Can you just answer the question.'

Fat Reporter: I'm answering the question, can you let me answer the question?

Tucker: You're not answering the question.

Fat Reporter: You won't let me answer the question. Don't have guests if you won't let them answer the question! <pulls out binder titled Tucker's Falsehoods> Do you want to go over some of the things you said?

Tucker: No, I want you to answer the question. You said Trump was in a mental institution. Is that true?

Fat Reporter: I'm trying to answer your question, if you'll let me talk then I'll give you the answer. But you're not letting me answer the question.

Tucker: OK, let's move on to something else.

Fat Reporter: Well, I have a message for you and for Trump from the CIA.

Tucker: OK, let's hear it. You've got 30 seconds.
I saw that . What a buffoon.
Fat Reporter: Tucker, I know a lot of people in the CIA, officers who are patriots, who serve this country and I have been in their homes and they are great people, and 119 officers of the CIA have lost their lives....lots and lots of words.

Tucker: OK but where's the secret message from the CIA?

Fat Reporter: Lots of words....

Tucker: OK times up.

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Posted: 12/15/2016 8:29:42 PM EDT

[#13]

Fucking awesome

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:34:52 PM EDT

[#14]

Then the guy went on some weird CIA rant at the end, proving just how crazy the fat asshole really is!

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:35:20 PM EDT

[#15]

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Well, I posted the video below, don't know why it's not showing....
Here's the link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs1LABi5eCA

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The CIA part was the best!

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:36:25 PM EDT

[#16]

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Well, I posted the video below, don't know why it's not showing....
Here's the link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs1LABi5eCA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs1LABi5eCA

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It's showing depending on what browser I'm looking at. No embedded youtubes showing in Chrome today for me.

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:38:13 PM EDT

[#17]

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It's showing depending on what browser I'm looking at. No embedded youtubes showing in Chrome today for me.

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Ah, you are correct.
It's showing in Edge but not in Chrome - hmmmm.

Posted: 12/15/2016 8:39:11 PM EDT

[#18]

Cant cuck The Tuck!

Posted: 12/15/2016 9:22:57 PM EDT

[#19]

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The CIA part was the best!

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I at least wanted the answer to that one, but he just wouldn't get to the point.

Posted: 12/15/2016 9:25:38 PM EDT

[#20]

But...but...but...what about the poorly paid analysts? LOL

That guy was seriously unhinged.

Posted: 12/15/2016 9:34:39 PM EDT

[#21]

Tucker Carlson is outstanding...

Posted: 12/15/2016 9:41:00 PM EDT

[#22]

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I at least wanted the answer to that one, but he just wouldn't get to the point.

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The CIA part was the best!

I at least wanted the answer to that one, but he just wouldn't get to the point.

agreed. on the longshot that what he had to say might actually be important/of consequence, i wanted to hear the "message from the people at the CIA," but the answer never came. dude just went on rambling, & never getting to the point.

one of the strangest interviews i have ever seen.

Posted: 12/15/2016 9:42:37 PM EDT

[#23]

wtf was that

Fuck that fat bald nutjob

Posted: 12/15/2016 9:48:44 PM EDT

[#24]

Lol, did you see the last portion where he was talking to the other Fox News host about hunting. Tucker mentioned he was taking his son bird hunting this weekend and the guy asked if he was going to eat what he killed. Tucker said "heck yeah, I'm going to wrap it in bacon, I'd eat a pine-cone if someone wrapped it in bacon".

Posted: 12/15/2016 9:51:30 PM EDT

[#25]

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Well, I posted the video below, don't know why it's not showing....
Here's the link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs1LABi5eCA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs1LABi5eCA

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LOL. He let that dude ramble on for thirty seconds at a time about nothing, then would demand an actual answer, "you won't let me answer the question." The look on Tucker's face when he starts rambling about nothing about the CIA.

Posted: 12/15/2016 9:58:39 PM EDT

[#26]

They're replaying it now.

Posted: 12/15/2016 10:03:07 PM EDT

[#27]

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Lol, did you see the last portion where he was talking to the other Fox News host about hunting. Tucker mentioned he was taking his son bird hunting this weekend and the guy asked if he was going to eat what he killed. Tucker said "heck yeah, I'm going to wrap it in bacon, I'd eat a pine-cone if someone wrapped it in bacon". <img src=http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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Tucker for President 2024

Posted: 12/15/2016 10:04:09 PM EDT

[#28]

He gives them just enough rope.

Posted: 12/15/2016 10:04:10 PM EDT

[#29]

damn it was a simple question too.

That guy was a moron.

Posted: 12/15/2016 10:04:14 PM EDT

[#30]

Wow, that guy from Newsweek is a dumbass.

Posted: 12/15/2016 10:09:16 PM EDT

[#31]

I think it's time to start donating liberal brains to science. At this point, it's beyond mental illness. It's like it's a different species' brain.

What the hell was wrong with that guy?

Posted: 12/15/2016 10:13:18 PM EDT

[#32]

Carolyn McCarthy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospNRk2uM3U

Carlson's been knocking heads for years.

ETA: Goddamn new site bullshit.
Carlson vs Carolyn McCarthy on barrel shrouds

Kharn

Posted: 12/15/2016 10:19:28 PM EDT

[#33]

I wanted to see all the crayon drawings in the "journalists" book.

I bet everything was colored along tyhe lines and only 3 "R"s were backward.

Posted: 12/15/2016 10:24:01 PM EDT

[#34]

He likes to give his guests rope at the start of the segment.

Posted: 12/15/2016 10:25:26 PM EDT

[#35]

Bacon......because it's the only thing that makes Newsweek palatable.

Tucker's securing his place in history, one interview at a time. His 2017 highlights reel will be comedy gold.

Posted: 12/15/2016 11:02:18 PM EDT

[#36]

Tucker's show is really starting to shine.

It really is classic to watch these insane libs blowing toes off.
Shit some of them are shooting themselves in the knee.

Posted: 12/15/2016 11:16:59 PM EDT

[#37]

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Lol, did you see the last portion where he was talking to the other Fox News host about hunting. Tucker mentioned he was taking his son bird hunting this weekend and the guy asked if he was going to eat what he killed. Tucker said "heck yeah, I'm going to wrap it in bacon, I'd eat a pine-cone if someone wrapped it in bacon". <img src=http://www.ar15.com/images/smilies/icon_smile_big.gif border=0 align=middle>

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good stuff!

Posted: 12/15/2016 11:27:36 PM EDT

[#38]

Tucked and triggered

Posted: 12/15/2016 11:30:12 PM EDT

[#39]

when was the last time you beat your wife

after that I would have kicked him of the show

what a moron that dude is (not Tucker)

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Well, I posted the video below, don't know why it's not showing....
Here's the link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs1LABi5eCA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hs1LABi5eCA

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Posted: 12/15/2016 11:33:04 PM EDT

[#40]

^ Kurt, you're freaking nut's

Posted: 12/15/2016 11:35:02 PM EDT

[#41]

I try to watch his clips daily. He is fantastic.

Posted: 12/15/2016 11:39:14 PM EDT

[#42]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospNRk2uM3U
Carlson's been knocking heads for years.

ETA: Goddamn new site bullshit.
Carlson vs Carolyn McCarthy on barrel shrouds

Kharn

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I forgot that was him.

Posted: 12/15/2016 11:41:31 PM EDT

[#43]

Kurt Eichenwald frantically deletes post-Tucker Carlson interview meltdown tweets; We’ve got them!

Posted: 12/16/2016 12:01:28 AM EDT

[#44]

Mr. Carlson has four children and several spud guns. He closely supervises their use, he said.

"I like them. They are fantastic toys, but dangerous toys," Mr. Carlson said. "They’re all capable of hurting you. I had a stockade fence in my back yard and in one afternoon, we disintegrated it."

Posted: 12/16/2016 12:08:23 AM EDT

[#45]

I'm pretty sure that guy Tucker was interviewing was talking about himself being in an Mental Institution back in 1999.

What in the actual FUCK.

Guy was off his ROCKER.

Posted: 12/16/2016 12:32:03 AM EDT

[#46]

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ospNRk2uM3U
Carlson's been knocking heads for years.

ETA: Goddamn new site bullshit.
Carlson vs Carolyn McCarthy on barrel shrouds

Kharn

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ahhhh, the old shoulder thing that goes up.

Posted: 12/16/2016 12:43:30 AM EDT

[#47]

Saying that Trump is a speed freak and has been institutionalized with out any proof seems to be actionable to me. I think that his whole song and dance was an attempt to distance himself from liability.