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Posted: 10/5/2005 4:47:33 PM EDT

It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is absolutely hilarious. Just on a Canadian TV show. There was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him. his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton! Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.

Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of crap he can't fly.

Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do the Hanky Panky ... between Bushes."

Link Posted: 10/5/2005 4:53:49 PM EDT
Yeah, Clinton was a guy you just had to laugh at. Liberals thought he walked on water, an enlightened philosopher-king who was the best prident in their lifetimes. I thought he was a terrible liar and a completely unprincipled politician who thought that just saying he cared was the equivalent of doing something. And if he actually DID sit down to do something it's because Dick Morris told him the polls demanded it. Invariably, Clinton thought that was way more important than what he and his friends believed in their hearts and followed the polls.
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