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Posted: 10/31/2004 1:05:16 PM EDT
Give me some candy bitch.


ETA: the "d" in candy.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:08:24 PM EDT
[#1]

Quoted:
Give me some cany bitch.



"Cany"???
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:09:08 PM EDT
[#2]
Anybody got a little animation so we can cane this guy?
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:09:45 PM EDT
[#3]
I get pissed at all of these little freeloading bastards knocking on the door.

Candy?! Fuck you, you get get the garden hose.


humbug!
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:11:51 PM EDT
[#4]

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
I get pissed at all of these little freeloading bastards knocking on the door.

Candy?! Fuck you, you get get the garden hose.


humbug!



We know who got all the BABYRUTHS don't we.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:18:33 PM EDT
[#5]

Quoted:
I get pissed at all of these little freeloading bastards knocking on the door.

Candy?! Fuck you, you get get the garden hose.


humbug!



I love Halloween - it's a great opportunity for me to get rid of all the straight pins from all the dress shirts I've purchased throughout the year.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:44:40 PM EDT
[#6]
I don't understand why it's OK for me to give candy to kids who come to my door, but everyone gets all bent out of shape when I do it from my car down at the playground.

Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:57:26 PM EDT
[#7]

Quoted:
I don't understand why it's OK for me to give candy to kids who come to my door, but everyone gets all bent out of shape when I do it from my car down at the playground.




Because you have your dick in your hand when your at the play ground.  Thats kind of a turn off ya know.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:00:25 PM EDT
[#8]
Candy is just bribing the kids not to mess with your property later on tonight.

Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:03:25 PM EDT
[#9]
I'm glad puff daddy isn't big on halloween....


"Treat or DIE"
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:16:21 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:
I'm glad puff daddy isn't big on halloween....


"Treat or DIE"



I don't know about that - I hear he has adopted a new slogan after realizing how stupid "Vote Or Die" was.


Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:19:53 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't understand why it's OK for me to give candy to kids who come to my door, but everyone gets all bent out of shape when I do it from my car down at the playground.




Because you have your dick in your hand when your at the play ground.  Thats kind of a turn off ya know.



You're one of those people that put a hole in the bottom of the candy dish and set it on your lap aren't you? Go ahead kids, make sure you get the ones off the bottom first!
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:50:20 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't understand why it's OK for me to give candy to kids who come to my door, but everyone gets all bent out of shape when I do it from my car down at the playground.




Because you have your dick in your hand when your at the play ground.  Thats kind of a turn off ya know.



You're one of those people that put a hole in the bottom of the candy dish and set it on your lap aren't you? Go ahead kids, make sure you get the ones off the bottom first!



Yup. But I only do it to their hot moms though.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:53:29 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Candy is just bribing the kids not to mess with your property later on tonight.



Bribery? Hell, it's extortion plain and simple. The mafia wishes it had it this good.

CW
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:33:20 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
I don't understand why it's OK for me to give candy to kids who come to my door, but everyone gets all bent out of shape when I do it from my car down at the playground.




Because you have your dick in your hand when your at the play ground.  Thats kind of a turn off ya know.



You're one of those people that put a hole in the bottom of the candy dish and set it on your lap aren't you? Go ahead kids, make sure you get the ones off the bottom first!




You mean like this guy?

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