We're parked in a roadside rest area, sitting in a camper. Playing cribbage, doing nothing illegal, ready to sack out.

Car pulls up behind. LEOs.

Neither of us is in the mood to be a part of a fishing expedition.

Poor LEO gets out. I tell her.

She whispers wait until he's 15 feet away and wink at me. Then she starts moaning and squealing.

I wink.

" OMG! OMG! Take it out of my (unt and give it to me in the ass!" she screams.

I peek out. LEO is returning to his car and drives off.

"Fifteen two, fifteen four, a pair is eight, and a pair is ten." I move my peg.

Then the laughter ensues. We laughed ourselves silly.

Sacked out in the rest area and slept all night with no interference whatsoever.

Had an 18 year old Argentine try to pick me up in SF. Idiot I am, I didn't take her up.

Talked to a really smart italian petroleum engineer about the internet bubble in 2000.

Otherwise, I dont really talk to people I end o next to on travel.