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Posted: 11/21/2017 11:37:12 AM EDT
For when you need to feel fresh on the road, this product is for you.

https://www.amazon.com/Danco-GB2013T-Travel-Bidet/dp/B00U7P2NW6
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 11:40:15 AM EDT
[#1]
Poop thread !!
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 11:42:36 AM EDT
[#2]
One of the questions...

Q: Any idea how to increase the pressure?
A: I think the harder you squeeze the more pressure.

We’re a fucking lost cause...
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 11:42:44 AM EDT
[#3]
Perfect stocking stuffers.
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 11:44:57 AM EDT
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Perfect stocking stuffers.
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As long as you pre fill it with ketchup.
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 11:57:05 AM EDT
[#5]
uh....
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:02:17 PM EDT
[#6]
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:06:15 PM EDT
[#7]
I just use a squirt bottle with windex.  Cleans my windows and my ass.
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:07:28 PM EDT
[#8]
If I'm traveling, I'd rather just have wet wipes.
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:07:55 PM EDT
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It's a floor wax and a dessert topping!
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:08:32 PM EDT
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It’s goinna turn your brown eye blue......
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:10:44 PM EDT
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It’s goinna turn your brown eye blue......
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Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:11:12 PM EDT
[#12]
Sometimes I learn too much stuff in GD  ;-P
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:13:12 PM EDT
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One of the questions...

Q: Any idea how to increase the pressure?
A: I think the harder you squeeze the more pressure.

We're a fucking lost cause...
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Q: Is it okay to drink from it?
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:15:05 PM EDT
[#14]
This is too spray off poop?
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:15:51 PM EDT
[#15]
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:17:45 PM EDT
[#16]
I use a champagne ass blaster because luxury

Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:18:47 PM EDT
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Slipping and a-sliding
All along the waterfall
With you, my brown-eyed girl
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:19:03 PM EDT
[#18]
sweet, i can give myself anal pleasure and an enema at the same time
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:20:00 PM EDT
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Video-

Crystal Gayle - don't it make my brown eyes blue
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:21:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:23:59 PM EDT
[#21]
Who shoots coke up their asshole?
Shake the coke to get more pressure
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:24:28 PM EDT
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Who shoots coke up their asshole?
http://i.imgs.fyi/img/1x3j.png
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That tickles.
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:26:38 PM EDT
[#23]
I'm gonna try mine with a 2 liter of Diet Dr. Pepper.
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:27:20 PM EDT
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Don't forget the mentos!
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 12:49:47 PM EDT
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Don't forget the mentos!
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I'm gonna try mine with a 2 liter of Diet Dr. Pepper.
Don't forget the mentos!
"The Freshmaker!"
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 1:07:16 PM EDT
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I get that reference!
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 1:09:20 PM EDT
[#27]
I really expected to see a picture of a spray bottle
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 1:17:35 PM EDT
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Shove a dozen Mentos in first. Instant Ass Geyser.
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 1:23:42 PM EDT
[#29]
So what were you searching for when you discovered the portable ass blaster?
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 1:25:19 PM EDT
[#30]
For when the buffet kicks in really bad!
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 2:42:34 PM EDT
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I'm not sure that's what Crystal Gayle had in mind...or maybe it was.
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 2:44:51 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/21/2017 2:46:16 PM EDT
[#33]
All this time I was duped into thinking mine was a fancy sports drink bottle, wait until I see my wife!
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 3:21:55 PM EDT
[#34]
Dishwasher safe, I hope.

Hello, roomservice?  Please remember to sanitize my travel bidet while you're changing the towels.
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 3:23:27 PM EDT
[#35]
Great gift for prostitutes!
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 3:27:48 PM EDT
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Yep.
If you had some on your arm, would you just wipe it with a piece of paper and call it good?
Of course not.
You'd wash it off with soap and water.
That's why things like this exist.
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Wow. I can't count the number of times I've had poop on my arm. This invention is totally awesome. I'm going to bring it everywhere: work, gym, movie theater, Walmart. And if I'm thirsty, I can just drink from it.
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 7:49:55 PM EDT
[#37]
If there's one thing I hate, it's that not-so-fresh feeling.
Link Posted: 11/21/2017 7:52:30 PM EDT
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That sounds remotely sexual....
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