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10/30/2020 2:42:12 PM
Posted: 12/30/2003 8:15:06 AM EST


1. You can take the Lords name in vain without pissing them off.
2. Prayer rugs in their cubicles really class up the office.
3. They don’t hang Roman execution devices all over the place.
4. They never say “have a blessed day”
5. No chitchat about Christmas shopping or Easter!
6. Burning incense smells better than stinky church sale candles
7. no passive aggressive tendencies.  If they are pissed off at you they will tell you.
8. They don’t brag about how bad they were before they found Jesus.
9. The office radio doesn’t play born again heavy metal.

and #10...

For their birthdays all they want is ammo!
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 8:17:55 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/30/2003 8:18:52 AM EST by DriftPunch]
That's pretty good!  I can't imagine how bad the counter list against muslims is going to be...
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 8:18:40 AM EST
[cricket]chirp chirp[/cricket]
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 8:20:37 AM EST
When they piss you off, and they will, you get revenge by eating pork.  Playing with a football (pigskin).  Cursing with allahdamn.
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 8:20:52 AM EST
Originally Posted By 308wood:
7. no passive aggressive tendencies.  If they are pissed off at you they will tell you.
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Hmmm... not sure how "funny" any of this is. And trust me, I like poking fun at some of the hipocritical "Christians" I know as much as the next guy. But most are good people.

At any rate -- I would say that the so-called sleeper cells of radical Islamisists are THE ULTIMATE in passive-aggresive. They will be your neighbor for some time, and then blow you up or poison your water or slit your throat. This arguement simply does not hold up. And the 9/11 highjackers were pretty passive-agresive too.
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 8:23:21 AM EST
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[size=6]YAWN![/size=6]
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 8:24:01 AM EST
Originally Posted By BillofRights:
Working with muslims is fun................. when your office is a C-130 Gunship, and your co-workers are 10,000 feet below.
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classic [rofl2]
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 8:24:16 AM EST
this is in jest.  can we leave out the radical Islamisists, sleaper cells and crap.

i don't know which is worse.  a radical Muslim or a radical Christian.  both will kill you.  
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 8:30:58 AM EST
Originally Posted By 308wood:
this is in jest.  can we leave out the radical Islamisists, sleaper cells and crap.

i don't know which is worse.  a radical Muslim or a radical Christian.  both will kill you.  
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I have been called a radical Christian before and I have never killed anyone...

And I hope (& pray) that I never have to.

Some people say you are paranoid if you think you need to CCW...I say because I CCW I have no reason to be paranoid.[:D]

BTW...I thought most of them to be funny![lol]

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 8:34:53 AM EST
ROR!
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 11:43:32 AM EST
a muslim will never steal your pork chops from your lunch pail
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 12:27:28 PM EST
I knew a beautiful, sweet muslim girl in Highschool who was just one year younger than me.  I asked if she would go to the Senior Ball with me.  Unfortunately, her parents wouldn't give her permission to go.  Too bad the parents didn't try getting to know me.  I was the safest date she could have possibly had.  Not only was I a complete gentleman, but I'd have defended the girl's virtue and personal safety with my life.

She might have converted to Christianity once she had a chance to be treated correctly by a devout Christian.
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 1:01:50 PM EST
i know some muslims, and they hate the us
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 9:18:33 PM EST
I like #3
Link Posted: 12/30/2003 9:30:32 PM EST
they can bitch all they want...i thought it was great [:D]
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