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Posted: 12/15/2003 7:32:07 AM EST

Okay, so it's well-known now that Saddam had $750G in cash and some documents with him when captured. Well here's some details of items that were found in the hole with him that were NOT reported by the media:


Top Ten "Other" Items Found In Saddam Hussein's Spiderhole:

10) Spiders

9) Cute Hallmark "Miss You" greeting card from Jacques Chirac

8) Autographed copy of "Living History"

7) Viagra

6) Unpaid bar tab from Baghdad Chippendale's

5) Complimentary tickets to the Dixie Chicks concert.

4) 72 unwrapped condoms (size small)

3) "Dean For President" bumpersticker

2) Buttplugs



And the number one "other" item found in Saddam's spiderhole...
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1) NIB/Never-Fired SW89 pistol (jammed)


Link Posted: 12/15/2003 7:33:43 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/15/2003 7:33:54 AM EST by Aimless]
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 7:46:09 AM EST
a tattered copy of "It Takes A Village" by Hitlery Klinton
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 7:49:06 AM EST
A box of Softkins and an extra large pine tree shaped air freshener.
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 7:49:26 AM EST
You taking my gig? Sgtar15
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 7:51:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/15/2003 7:51:43 AM EST by The_Macallan]
Originally Posted By sgtar15: You taking my gig? Sgtar15
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Ya' snooze ya' loose! [:P] j/k... Okay, I'll split the royalties with ya' - how's that?
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 8:37:39 AM EST
Did you hear about how they confirmed his identity? They compared a DNA sample taken from him to one taken from a stain on Hillary's dress...
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 9:14:11 AM EST
His DU membership card.
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 9:22:59 AM EST
A love letter from Arock.
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 9:32:46 AM EST
... a baby's arm holding an apple < sorry Tubes >
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 10:00:21 AM EST
DNA from Hillary.
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 10:05:39 AM EST
26,000 liters of anthrax 38,000 liters of botulinum toxin 1,000,000 pounds of sarin gas, mustard gas, and VX nerve gas 30,000 munitions to deliver these agents uranium from Niger al Qaeda terrorists closely associated with Hussein
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 10:18:08 AM EST
Piss stained skivies. You can't tell me a man who hid in a hole faced 600 armed American soldiers and DIDN'T loose bowl/bladder control.
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 10:28:01 AM EST
And a 5-gallon bucket used as a toilet (full).
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 12:01:34 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Macallan: j/k... Okay, I'll split the royalties with ya' - how's that?
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Okay....you can be my side kick. The straight man. We tour Iraq and entertain the troops. ANd bring back a few presents[;)] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 12:42:53 PM EST
Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Originally Posted By The_Macallan: j/k... Okay, I'll split the royalties with ya' - how's that?
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Okay....you can be my side kick. [red]The straight man.[/red] We tour Iraq and entertain the troops. ANd bring back a few presents[;)] Sgtar15
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Sounds great! But... if I'm the "straight" man - what does that make you? [img]http://members.cox.net/_themacallan/RichardSimmons.jpg[/img] [:D]
Link Posted: 12/15/2003 1:25:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By The_Macallan: 1) NIB/Never-Fired SW89 pistol (jammed)
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At least you didn't say Glock. Thanks!! ByteTheBullet (-:
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