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Posted: 8/24/2004 6:49:17 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/24/2004 6:59:43 AM EST by sgtar15]
Top 10 ways John Kerry might self destruct

10 Shows up at the White House and throws his AFL/CIO card over the fence.

9 He starts doing Enzyte commercials hoping to get an upswing in the poles.

8 Makes a surprise announcement on Jerry Springer that he is gay and leaving Mrs Heinz for John Edwards

7 Accidental announces on "Night Line" that he has flip-flopped and has now decided to vote for Bush in November.

6 Pulls a Kennedy and shows up drunk at the RNC Convention next week.

5 Hillary takes him out in October and wins the election as a write in.

4 Found floating on a sail boat in Martha's vineyard mumbling "but I have 3 purple hearts..."

3 Goes "postal" on the EIB Network

2 Logs on to ARFCOM seeking political advice from Rik_Writer and The_Mac

and the number 1 way John Kerry might self destruct....

<drum roll Paul....>


1 Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!



Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 6:51:05 AM EST
I'm assuming you are gonna be here all week, and you want us to enjoy the buffet???

Link Posted: 8/24/2004 6:51:33 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 6:51:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

8 Makes a surprise announcement on Jerry Springer that he is gay and leaving Mrs Heinz for John Edwards



Link Posted: 8/24/2004 6:55:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By garandman:
I'm assuming you are gonna be here all week, and you want us to enjoy the buffet???





Try the pork...it's kosher.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 6:57:19 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 6:59:03 AM EST
Frog blast the vent core!



Aw, who am I kidding, nobody's going to get that...
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 6:59:22 AM EST
Bwahaha!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 7:00:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By mace:
Frog blast the vent core!



Aw, who am I kidding, nobody's going to get that...




One of the strongest selling games for the Macintosh is the Marathon trilogy, which consists of Marathon, Marathon Two: Durandal, and Marathon Infinity: Blood Tides of Lh'owon. One might think it's just another Doom clone, but Marathon has something few other first-person shooting games have: a fully realized literary plot. Sure, you start out as a lowly Security Officer on the colony ship Marathon, but as the games progress you find out there is a lot more to the Marathon universe than meets the eye.



Sgtar15
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 7:01:48 AM EST
He can self-destruct these days by just being himself from the sounds of it!
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 7:07:18 AM EST
Yea, and his fuse is getting shorter and shorter
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 7:10:08 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Try the pork...it's kosher.


SGtar15



Did I ever mention....


I ate with Jews once??



Link Posted: 8/24/2004 7:26:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By mace:
Frog blast the vent core!



Aw, who am I kidding, nobody's going to get that...




One of the strongest selling games for the Macintosh is the Marathon trilogy, which consists of Marathon, Marathon Two: Durandal, and Marathon Infinity: Blood Tides of Lh'owon. One might think it's just another Doom clone, but Marathon has something few other first-person shooting games have: a fully realized literary plot. Sure, you start out as a lowly Security Officer on the colony ship Marathon, but as the games progress you find out there is a lot more to the Marathon universe than meets the eye.



Sgtar15



Not bad, but it's more like this:



The Pfhor also utilize the 'Conditioned Ranks', or enslaved soldiers, who are forced to fight for the empire. Conquered races make up the majority of the conditioned ranks.

These are otherwise known as Assimilated Bobs. They run towards you and explode. They always wear green uniforms. Shoot them with your pistol and they bleed yellow blood, unlike regular bobs. They also say strange things like "Don't shoot!" and "Frog blast the vent core!" and "I'm out of ammo!"



Being assimilated would explain Kerry's flip-flops pretty well. So, if you see John Kerry running towards you bleeding yellow blood, make sure you take him out before he gets too close.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 11:44:37 PM EST
btt
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 11:48:16 PM EST
Good ones.

Also starts crying during the debates about the questions being based on real situations.
Link Posted: 8/24/2004 11:50:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
1 Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!


Link Posted: 8/24/2004 11:57:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
1 Yeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!


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Kerry might have to send out his wife for that one, I dont know if he could pull it off.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 12:23:39 AM EST
I figured "His batteries might die" would be in there somewhere.
Link Posted: 8/25/2004 12:24:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By SchlaffTablett:
I figured "His batteries might die" would be in there somewhere.



Maybe they will mix the tpyes they use and they will explode like the package promises.
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