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Posted: 5/4/2004 9:31:35 PM EST
Top 10 signs you're not hurting for money

10 There has been $40 sitting on the kitchen table all day long and neither you nor the wife has taken it yet.

9 You get phone calls at dinner time for credit card offers instead of from collection agencies

8 You switch from Pabst to Ginuess beer

7 All of a sudden you think Hielo isn't an asshole after all.

6 Democratic fund raisers start to call you

5 Your wife's breast have gotten larger

4 You own a chrome AK47 with jewell encrusted trigger

3 Women like you

2 You used to stop to pick up a penny, now your nose doesn't go down that far.

and the #1 sign your not hurting for money......

1 You finally have enough mags and ammo.

Thank you and have a great night!!!

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:33:04 PM EST
You can NEVER have enough mags and ammo.....I am so dissapointed in you Sarge.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:33:39 PM EST
#1 of coz.....

Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:36:21 PM EST
You run over 74 highway barrels in a new car when you are "drowsy", and have no problem buying new pylons and fixing up your car, so long as it doesn't go on your record.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:52:52 PM EST
You wake up in the morning and have to decide which Patek (watch) to wear today.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:55:02 PM EST
you go to work and need to deside which Lamborgheney to drive
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 9:56:11 PM EST
None of them fit me atleast.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 10:03:03 PM EST
You start buying preban ARs on Sept 13 just for laughs.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 10:19:07 PM EST
Patek Phillipe.....mmmmm.....want one........

I guess the Omega will have to do for now though.

For non watch people, a new Patek Phillipe starts around $8,000. Think Rolex's are nice? Not even in the same league.

Link Posted: 5/4/2004 10:26:36 PM EST

Originally Posted By drew5337:
For non watch people, a new Patek Phillipe starts around $8,000. Think Rolex's are nice? Not even in the same league.



Do they blow ya for that price too? Cuz for $15 I can have a nice watch that tells me the time just as well.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 10:28:48 PM EST
yeah but it still won't have BOOBIES!

but then again, maybe for a few more grand they can add them on.
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 10:33:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By ProfessorEvil:

Originally Posted By drew5337:
For non watch people, a new Patek Phillipe starts around $8,000. Think Rolex's are nice? Not even in the same league.



Do they blow ya for that price too? Cuz for $15 I can have a nice watch that tells me the time just as well.




No shit!! For an alarm, a big titted blond should come to your house and blow you!

Every day!

Sgtar15
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 11:10:56 PM EST
or once every few hours!
Link Posted: 5/4/2004 11:26:28 PM EST
You own the same gun Al Pacino used in "Heat".
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 1:55:28 AM EST
<yawn>.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 1:58:07 AM EST
You can fill the car up with gas.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:04:16 AM EST

Originally Posted By sick:
you go to work and need to deside which Lamborgheney to drive



11) You know how to spell Lamborghini, Patek Phillipe, and Beneteau.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 4:19:03 PM EST
You have no trouble buying Registered Mini-guns.

You have no trouble shooting them with either Hitlery or Fienstink as a house guests.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 4:28:15 PM EST
I have money, but I came from poor stock.

To waste it on a 8,000.00 watch is retarded to me.
I have a 100.00 Wenger, and I like it.



But that is me.

Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:27:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By QuietShootr:

Originally Posted By sick:
you go to work and need to deside which Lamborgheney to drive



11) You know how to spell Lamborghini, Patek Phillipe, and Beneteau.




Actually it IS Patek Philippe, one L and two Ps. I own two, so either take my word for what I'm lookin at on my wrist or visit www.patek.com.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:48:06 PM EST
You own two Pateks and consider them badass.... (Titanium Fossil all the way! They dont make them like this anymore... older model....)

You dont have to work through college and end up with no loans.

You have at least 3 major caliber rifles, 2 serious shotguns, and 4 major caliber pistols by the time you are 24.

You own an Alienware and are considering buying a Voodoo

You order $100 wines in a restaurant.

You always have the latest high-end Sony Clie and latest cellphone...

You have an apartment facing Central Park

You drive a Mercedes SL600 to work every day

You wear Armani Classic line of suits

You have a Bang & Olufsen sound system

You can make out a $100,000 check on the spot and actually be able to clear in easily and still have enough left to buy a Ferrari Scagletti

You buy your 16 year old son a Mitsubishi Evo RS for his birthday...

Your wife owns some Tifanny's jewlery worth more than $10,000

You have three Wilson Combat Super Tacticals, a Chandler M24, and a SIG 550 or an AUG

You only use Blackhills ammo....

You have at least 50 mags for every weapon that you have

You have a whole safe room...

You are connecting to AR15 right now via the AT&T EDGE wireless network on a Sony X505

You have enough time to read all this and check your $1,000,000+ stock portfolio

Link Posted: 5/5/2004 5:55:53 PM EST

Originally Posted By cyanide:
To waste it on a 8,000.00 watch is retarded to me.
I have a 100.00 Wenger, and I like it.

But that is me.


I spent $30 on a Timex.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:23:26 PM EST
I have an Audemars Piguet Royal Oak timepiece, but usually wear a Luminox or a Timex. I have two Parkers and a Superposed (inherited), but I turkey hunt with a H&R single shot. I'm also a fountain pen nut. I'll carry expensive pens, or just as often, a refurbished 50's vintage pen from Ebay bought for 3-5 dollars. I always have the latest laptop and newest PDA, but I drive a '87 Ford Bronco II with 220,000 miles. I'll get a new vehicle when the Ford dies. I'm eying my neighbor's '99 Maxima...
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:39:38 PM EST
Your Class III collection just keeps growing and growing...
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 6:52:30 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/5/2004 6:56:33 PM EST by SS109]
It is so funny to see what people consider extravangant.

I would have no problem buying myself a Hummer or a F/A M2HB, but I could never justify a $1000 watch or a $1000 suit.

I would love to buy 1000 acres of sagebrush, but couldn't buy a $5K shotgun.

1)For me, having enough money is not having the bill collectors call,
2)Being able to go out to eat any night to anywhere in town.
3)To being able to enjoy the weekend on my 160 acres.
4)Having a dependable car.
5)Ability to buy a new gun every couple of months.
Link Posted: 5/5/2004 7:20:46 PM EST
this is your gun room
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