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Posted: 5/13/2004 8:51:09 AM EST
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you are on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup piece.

6. Your handgun will stay with you, even if you run out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun doesn't ask, "do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after using it.

And the number one reason that a handgun is better than a wife......................

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 8:56:28 AM EST
I'll be one to guess this is a repost times 70 thousand, but thats okay, because it's pretty funny.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 8:57:56 AM EST
I am not sure that any Jennings owners would agree with number 4., but other than that it is a very funny list.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 8:58:21 AM EST
I never seem to get tired of it.
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 9:04:01 AM EST
Old and Lame!
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 9:49:07 AM EST
New to Me, that some funny shit, wish I didnt share this with my wife, I was told go fuck your guns then, I'm going to go bang my backup piece now
Link Posted: 5/13/2004 9:56:11 AM EST
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