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Posted: 12/12/2005 3:18:41 PM EST
A great day for death penalty proponents. Crips founder burn in hell. You'll see red now! Cheap killer of senior citizens.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 3:25:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 3:34:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By FREEFALLE7:
From red-dawn.net:

Twas the night before execution
And right on Death Row
Little Tookie had insomnia
He knew he was next to go.

"I'm innocent! I swear!"
Was Tookie's recurrent claim
(100% of inmates polled said the same).
He'd just about finished taking his evening crap

After which he'd lie down for his last voluntary nap.
Then out in the courtyard he heard quite a roar
He sprang from his seatless toilet to try and learn more
As he gazed out his barred window he saw quite a scene

A gathering of stars like he'd never seen.
Cameras and microphones, oh what a sight!
By the looks of the crowd it could have been Oscar night!
There was Dreyfuss and Danson, Mike Farrell looked snazzy.
(All right maybe not "Oscar", but at very least "Razzie")

"Free Tookie!" they cried.
"He's a convicted killer!" Arnold shot back.
"Yeah... well... that's not his fault.
He was born poor and black."

They protested quite fiercely as elitists can
When defending a murderer (his victims be damned).
But Arnold held firm and gave the thumbs down
The Hollywooders finally left with a collective frown.

Tookie stepped back from the window, resignation in his eyes
And thought-"Damn. A little more time I'd have nabbed the Nobel Peace Prize!"
There is one bright spot for Tookie as he nears his end of days
His t-shirt is finally outselling Che's.

Link Posted: 12/12/2005 6:34:54 PM EST
.... and then the cities burned....

No shit, I think you are going to see some rioting. Job security. It's times like this I'm glad I live in North Dakota. It's too damn cold to riot.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 9:09:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/12/2005 10:18:03 PM EST by npd233]
he's had 25 years to prepare.
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 9:58:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 10:26:24 PM EST
It's like waiting for X-mas.
Kill him already!
Link Posted: 12/12/2005 10:46:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/12/2005 11:25:30 PM EST by Eric]

Originally Posted By sherm8404:
It's like waiting for X-mas.
Kill him already!

They did at 0035 hrs.
Link Posted: 12/13/2005 12:49:45 AM EST

Originally Posted By Eric:

Originally Posted By sherm8404:
It's like waiting for X-mas.
Kill him already!

They did at 0035 hrs.

About time
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 3:03:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/14/2005 3:10:59 PM EST
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