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Posted: 8/13/2005 5:25:12 PM EDT
So I go to a wedding today for one of my
friends friends (I hate weddings). At the
reception I meet up with these two girls
that one of my buddies is talking to.

Turns out he has banged one of them
and the other is married (I already know
this)

I introduce myself and they introduce
themselves as Michelle and Stephanie.
We are chatting a bit and it doesn't go
anywhere. Turns out that they gave me
fake names: WHAT THE FUCK? I didn't
even hit on them, all I did was introduce
myself. That is FUCKING disrespectful.
I know that I am not fucking Don Juan,
but that does not mean that I deserve
to be treated like some fucking pickup
line artist.

Fuck those bitches. If I didn't have to
deal with that shit everytime I went out
to bars, I guess I would not care as much.
These were not college chicks, either.
They were in their late 20s - too old for
that fucking game shit.

So, I ask again: WHAT THE FUCK?!?!


Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:27:06 PM EDT
What are they like 14 or what?
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:27:37 PM EDT
too old for games?

they never grow out of that
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:27:55 PM EDT
You should have asked them if they wanted to go fisting.

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:29:52 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:
too old for games?

they never grow out of that



I know, I know, but I still take shit like
that personally. I am still trying to get
that "Treat women like princesses" shit
that I was taught as a kid out of my
head.

It still pisses me off to be treated like
a fucking mark.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:34:14 PM EDT
Your only option then is drawing down on 'em.

HH

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:34:33 PM EDT
Fuck 'em.....oh wait........nevermind!


Thier loss, right?

Travis
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:35:59 PM EDT
They sensed stalker in you.

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:36:43 PM EDT
You must be hideous!

JK, if they pull shit like that, then you don't want them.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:37:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
Your only option then is drawing down on 'em.

HH




+1 I would have, it's the only answer
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:42:34 PM EDT

Originally Posted By HoustonHusker:
Your only option then is drawing down on 'em.

HH



+2
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:42:57 PM EDT
That's a real shitty thing for them to do. I would never dream about doing something like that. And even if I did, some guy would be able to tell that I was lying because I CAN'T LIE!!! It's the same with numbers...if I didn't wanna give out my number, simple, I don't give it out....I don't even take the time to think of a fake number.

Sorry that happened to you. But, they weren't worth your time, even if you were being polite. It's stupid bitches like that that give the rest of women a really bad name and rep.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:43:54 PM EDT
You must be one ugly Mother Fucker.

As old as I am, still can get the real names.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:44:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By A_G:
You should have asked them if they wanted to go fisting.




That is gross and totally inappropriate.

And I found it f**king hilarious!


Woody
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:45:02 PM EDT
Self centered and superficial.

But that's okay according to Oprah. Afterall, it's all about them.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:46:54 PM EDT
they gave you fake names because they are so insecure with themselves that they can't be honest with other people.

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:49:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Rem700PSS:
You must be hideous!



My pics in in the Team forum - I'm not
THAT bad.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:52:04 PM EDT
And women wonder why many of us are assholes.............love em and leave em!
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:55:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By frtloop85:
It's the same with numbers...if I didn't wanna give out my number, simple, I don't give it out....I don't even take the time to think of a fake number.



Right. I don't care if they said "WOW. You are
one ugly MFer." At least that would be honest,
albeit incorrect (), assessment. But to take
a minute to think up a "stage name," goes a
bit beyond the pale.


Originally Posted By frtloop85:
But, they weren't worth your time, even if you were being polite. It's stupid bitches like that that give the rest of women a really bad name and rep.



I hope you are right, because I am slowly
turning misogynistic. I'm still trying to figure
out why the married one did it? What was the
point?
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 5:57:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheCynic:
WTF is wrong with women today



You're asking the wrong people. If any one of us knew then we would write a book and make one million one billion dollars.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 6:16:24 PM EDT
next time strap your watch on your unit and ask them if they can tell time
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 6:17:00 PM EDT
It's really tempting just to go with the gay marriage thing, I mean, you get tax cuts, better fiancial assests, it'd be just like hanging out with your friends, no stupid mind games, and you both would be okay with having mistresses of the opposite sex.

hmmm... I smell a scam...
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 6:21:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 19suburban96:
next time strap your watch on your unit and ask them if they can tell time



I had a buddy whose pickup line was to
whip out his dong. According to the skanks
that he picked up, this method was quite
effective.

I'm not sure that I am qualified to attempt
that, as I am not Catholic.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 6:26:55 PM EDT
They've been watching that damn Las Vegas commercial, you know, "What happens here stays here". "Hi I'm Lucy and this is my friend Ethel" "Really I'm Cliff and this is my buddy Norm" type of thing.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 6:30:00 PM EDT
They aren't worth your time. I still practice the treat women with respect and so far it has worked. Being forward and honest seems to work, for me atleast.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 6:31:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 6:34:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 6:35:31 PM EDT
My wife used to give outa fake phone # when guys wouldn't take no for an answer. She at one point gave out the local undertakers # to one guy
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 6:37:49 PM EDT
Stupid Bitches!

F-Them! Your better off!
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 6:58:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2005 7:00:22 PM EDT by WesDesRat]

Originally Posted By MrsGloftoe:
I recently found out some information on a woman a friend had dated. She had given a fake name, fake age, and fake marital status.



I don't know that woman.


I'm still in shock.


I'm not.
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