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Posted: 6/17/2003 7:02:36 PM EDT
Kosher Hot Dogs. They make 'em. I'm eating one now, and they're damned good hot dogs. Hebrew National makes 'em.(motto:'we answer to a higher authority') I'm sure that they've gone through the proper Koshering process and are in compliance with the strict dietary rules of the Jewish faith. But something doesn't sound right. Sorta like the term 'clean dirt'. Hell, we've all heard hot dog horror stories all of our lives. Hot dogs are SUPPOSED to be full of floor sweepings and kitty litter, aren't they? a KOSHER HOT DOG????!!!! I'd sure buy then again, though. They're pretty good.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 7:04:05 PM EDT
so it's lips and assholes that have blessed by a Rabbi.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 7:09:16 PM EDT
it's ok, all the bits and pieces are off the floor of a rabbi's garage [;)]
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 7:12:55 PM EDT
lol
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 7:17:18 PM EDT
and ... foreskins?
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 7:18:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 7:25:05 PM EDT
Originally Posted By sherrick13: [hijack]Hey pic, any new SEC stories? I was telling some of the people at work about them.[hijack]
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About a week or so ago I posted one. some idiot woman thought I was blind and changed panty hose in front of me in the park.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 7:27:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By phonegunner: and ... foreskins?
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YOU WIN
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 7:30:45 PM EDT
Kosher means fit to eat. No by products, and from the front portion of the animal, head and neck not included. No foreskins. Sorry, I knowe some folks get joy from eating foreskin, but not here.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 7:33:25 PM EDT
are you Jewish?
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 7:38:11 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Red_Beard:
Originally Posted By phonegunner: and ... foreskins?
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YOU WIN
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FORESKINS ARE NOT GROUND UP AND PUT INTO KOSHER HOT DOGS!!!!!!! (They are carefully saved and taken to a tannery and made into special wallets. These wallets can double as suitcases if you rub them the right way.)
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 7:43:48 PM EDT
Originally Posted By NoVaGator: so it's lips and assholes that have blessed by a Rabbi.
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And here I was lead to believe it's only Catholic priests who do that.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 7:52:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Kar98:
Originally Posted By NoVaGator: so it's lips and assholes that have blessed by a Rabbi.
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And here I was lead to believe it's only Catholic priests who do that.
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ROFLMAO Point to Kar!! Kosher means it was a rabi that slit the animals throat and bled it out- quite a juxtiposition. Looks a whole lot like an animal sacrifice if ya ask me. And what's up wit that whole 'front parts only' policy??? come on- no one's [b]that[/b] uptight. ' course I like pork too.
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 8:10:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By phonegunner: and ... foreskins?
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Or, as they said in the animated Lipton Iced Tea commercials... [Sammy Davis Jr.]That's Bris, Baby![/Sammy Davis Jr.]
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 9:15:13 PM EDT
No,no,no!!!! Foreskins are not made into hotdogs. With all due respect to Wave and a couple others, they are sent to Ireland where they are planted in the ground. They sprout and grow into policemen. Hebrew National are good but I have found that Sinai 48 brand are better. (if they still make them.)
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 9:32:49 PM EDT
Originally Posted By piccolo: FORESKINS ARE NOT GROUND UP AND PUT INTO KOSHER HOT DOGS!!!!!!! (They are carefully saved and taken to a tannery and made into special wallets. These wallets can double as suitcases if you rub them the right way.)
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[LOL]
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 9:36:35 PM EDT
From food to foreskins in 13 posts. [ROFL2] AB
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 9:59:02 PM EDT
Look for "Hebrew National" in yer supermarket!! Them's some GOOD DOGS!!! [:D]
Link Posted: 6/17/2003 10:31:35 PM EDT
"The government of Holland has banned kosher slaughter, becoming the sixth European country to do so. The local Agriculture Ministry informed Jewish community leaders there that they would no longer be permitted to slaughter cows in a kosher manner [shechitah] because of its “cruelty” to the animals." it on the net- it's gotta be true.
Link Posted: 6/18/2003 9:05:51 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Red_Beard: are you Jewish?
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Not that I know of.
Link Posted: 6/18/2003 9:34:30 AM EDT
My friend worked in an abbatoir and told me about the Rabbi's methods of killin. Not pretty if it went well and it didnt always go well. Sometimes the cows would get loose and go runnin with blood spurting out their throats. Ack!
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