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Posted: 5/20/2013 11:24:38 AM EST


now that you have opened this you will never look at TC the same way.

more proof



Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:25:59 AM EST
Wtf
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:26:07 AM EST
Im pretty sure he just likes smirking to the right.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:26:07 AM EST
Yeah? Post YOUR face and we'll see what we can find wrong with it.  
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:27:17 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:27:29 AM EST
All true children of Xenu have that feature.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:27:46 AM EST
Originally Posted By Stlkid:
Im pretty sure he just likes smirking to the right.


wrong. google search him its every picture.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:28:17 AM EST
Tom Cruise pulled Katie Holmes with a tooth in the middle of his face.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:28:49 AM EST
Oddly enough, this is probably one of the more normal things about him.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:29:17 AM EST
That's quite odd looking.  
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:29:22 AM EST
Originally Posted By andrasik:
Tom Cruise pulled kidnapped Katie Holmes with a tooth in the middle of his face.


FIFY
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:30:18 AM EST
BFD.

Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:31:09 AM EST
"Maverick you big, dentally deformed stud, take me to bed or lose me forever."
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:31:34 AM EST
Or maybe his nose and eyes are not centered!
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:32:21 AM EST



Originally Posted By Sturmgeist:


"Maverick you big, dentally deformed stud, take me to bed or lose me forever."


took me 3 times..  then I ROST IT

 
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:32:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/20/2013 11:33:13 AM EST by DarkNite]


That's why the naked mole rat is much more attractive than Tom Cruise.  Symetry is so beautiful.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:33:46 AM EST
He's an alien from outerspace. They just cant get it right.......never........
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:33:55 AM EST
The things that interest arfcom.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:36:08 AM EST
I'd actually noticed this years ago. Quite odd.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:36:45 AM EST
At least they are straight now.  For years is front two teeth were slanted which drove me nuts watching his movies.  

For some reason I notice teeth on people and will identify jacked up teeth in .001 seconds.  I suppose it may be do to all the orthodontic work I had done as a kid.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:36:57 AM EST
I noticed that a long time ago and even said that it bugged me.  

Then I realized I have pretty much the same thing.  

When I smile, the cupid's bow of my lip seems to slide over to one side and centers itself over one of my front teeth.  

That's what I get for making fun.  
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:40:26 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/20/2013 11:41:30 AM EST by Alien]
Who cares? Not everybody has perfectly formed teeth/gums. I don't really see the point in poking fun at something that's apart of somebody's physical development (which they have no control over) like that. He's a nut case but he usually makes a decent movie, is rich, and bangs hot chicks and has countless hot chicks wanting to bang him. I wouldn't mind having an off center set of teeth if it meant I could have all of those other things without the nuttiness.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:40:28 AM EST
[Last Edit: 5/20/2013 11:42:49 AM EST by RED_5]


this got more of a response from me than the OP
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:40:35 AM EST
So I guess that means you won't fuck him, right?
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:42:41 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:42:48 AM EST
Originally Posted By ServiceGun:
So I guess that means you won't fuck him, right?


Let's not jump to conclusions.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:43:00 AM EST
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
I noticed that a long time ago and even said that it bugged me.  

Then I realized I have pretty much the same thing.  

When I smile, the cupid's bow of my lip seems to slide over to one side and centers itself over one of my front teeth.  

That's what I get for making fun.  


A picture would help us to picture what you're describing, Madam.  

Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:43:19 AM EST
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:43:46 AM EST
First time I've noticed that about his manpleaser.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:44:25 AM EST
Originally Posted By andrasik:
Tom Cruise pulled Katie Holmes with a tooth in the middle of his face.


well sure..

that and $50 million in the bank and the offer of prime movie parts..
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:45:18 AM EST
Originally Posted By macros73:
Originally Posted By ServiceGun:
So I guess that means you won't fuck him, right?


Let's not jump to conclusions.


I don't care who ya are, that was funny..
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:45:40 AM EST
I noticed this 20 years ago
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:45:55 AM EST
Originally Posted By DarkNite:
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/006/cache/mole-rat_629_600x450.jpg

That's why the naked mole rat is much more attractive than Tom Cruise.  Symetry is so beautiful.


It's a dick with teeth!
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:46:01 AM EST
I LOL'D.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:46:18 AM EST
its just like the old Gypsy woman said!
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:46:22 AM EST



Originally Posted By FrankDrebin:


All true children of Xenu have that feature.


Confirmed.





 
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:47:19 AM EST
OP was checking out Tom Cruise.  Alright, then.

Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:48:02 AM EST
That kate upton pic freaked me out WAY more
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:52:11 AM EST
Originally Posted By XMM:
Originally Posted By OnlineAllTheTime:
I noticed that a long time ago and even said that it bugged me.  

Then I realized I have pretty much the same thing.  

When I smile, the cupid's bow of my lip seems to slide over to one side and centers itself over one of my front teeth.  

That's what I get for making fun.  


A picture would help us to picture what you're describing, Madam.  



You want me to zone in on one of my flaws?  

One of the few times you'll catch me with my mouth shut is when smiling for pictures.  
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:52:33 AM EST
And this is inportant, why?
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:58:46 AM EST
He has a wierd body shape too. His hips are super wide.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 11:59:10 AM EST
Originally Posted By Silver_Surfer:
And this is inportant, why?


Because none of us have his cash or pull in the poon that he does.

Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:00:01 PM EST
Reptilian

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Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:07:42 PM EST
Instead of a Cyclops he's a Cychops.




Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:19:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 5/20/2013 1:32:54 PM EST by griderhill]
I knew the the dentist that repaired his front tooth
with a crown while they were filming Risky Business.
I was in dental school at that time.  Crown looked long and of coarse  
Cruise's midline is way off so repair looked jacked.  A very attractive
model for Catos has the same midline shift.  She is beautiful but all I see is that midline defect.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:23:09 PM EST
I've known this for years. It's just so hard to focus on when you're getting lost in his eyes...
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:23:10 PM EST
Originally Posted By StewartTR:
At least they are straight now.  For years is front two teeth were slanted which drove me nuts watching his movies.  

For some reason I notice teeth on people and will identify jacked up teeth in .001 seconds.  I suppose it may be do to all the orthodontic work I had done as a kid.


Cruise's teeth is the only straight thing about him.

I walked on him and his male friend entertaining themselves on a sofa while visiting a patient in the UCLA Med Center(8th floor).

I told my wife and daughter about it. To this day they still insist that I'm just jealous/envious

Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:26:46 PM EST
Originally Posted By 91bulletcatcher:
Originally Posted By StewartTR:
At least they are straight now.  For years is front two teeth were slanted which drove me nuts watching his movies.  

For some reason I notice teeth on people and will identify jacked up teeth in .001 seconds.  I suppose it may be do to all the orthodontic work I had done as a kid.


Cruise's teeth is the only straight thing about him.

I walked on him and his male friend entertaining themselves on a sofa while visiting a patient in the UCLA Med Center(8th floor).

I told my wife and daughter about it. To this day they still insist that I'm just jealous/envious



How "entertaining" we talking here?
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:26:48 PM EST
Originally Posted By Fat_McNasty:
its just like the old Gypsy woman said!


Tom Cruise will die in a dessert.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:27:40 PM EST
So that's what's strange about him. I knew there was something odd about him but couldn't quite put a finger in it.
Link Posted: 5/20/2013 12:28:22 PM EST
Originally Posted By IAMLEGEND:
Instead of a Cyclops he's a Cychops.



I thought that was actually pretty funny.
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