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Posted: 5/20/2013 12:24:38 PM EDT
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Yeah? Post YOUR face and we'll see what we can find wrong with it.
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Im pretty sure he just likes smirking to the right. wrong. google search him its every picture. |
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Tom Cruise pulled Katie Holmes with a tooth in the middle of his face.
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Oddly enough, this is probably one of the more normal things about him.
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Tom Cruise pulled kidnapped Katie Holmes with a tooth in the middle of his face. FIFY |
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"Maverick you big, dentally deformed stud, take me to bed or lose me forever."
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Quoted: "Maverick you big, dentally deformed stud, take me to bed or lose me forever." took me 3 times.. then I ROST IT |
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He's an alien from outerspace. They just cant get it right.......never........
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At least they are straight now. For years is front two teeth were slanted which drove me nuts watching his movies.
For some reason I notice teeth on people and will identify jacked up teeth in .001 seconds. I suppose it may be do to all the orthodontic work I had done as a kid. |
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I noticed that a long time ago and even said that it bugged me.
Then I realized I have pretty much the same thing. When I smile, the cupid's bow of my lip seems to slide over to one side and centers itself over one of my front teeth. That's what I get for making fun. |
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Who cares? Not everybody has perfectly formed teeth/gums. I don't really see the point in poking fun at something that's apart of somebody's physical development (which they have no control over) like that. He's a nut case but he usually makes a decent movie, is rich, and bangs hot chicks and has countless hot chicks wanting to bang him. I wouldn't mind having an off center set of teeth if it meant I could have all of those other things without the nuttiness.
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this got more of a response from me than the OP |
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So I guess that means you won't fuck him, right? Let's not jump to conclusions. |
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I noticed that a long time ago and even said that it bugged me. Then I realized I have pretty much the same thing. When I smile, the cupid's bow of my lip seems to slide over to one side and centers itself over one of my front teeth. That's what I get for making fun. A picture would help us to picture what you're describing, Madam. |
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Tom Cruise pulled Katie Holmes with a tooth in the middle of his face. well sure.. that and $50 million in the bank and the offer of prime movie parts.. |
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So I guess that means you won't fuck him, right? Let's not jump to conclusions. I don't care who ya are, that was funny.. |
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http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/006/cache/mole-rat_629_600x450.jpg That's why the naked mole rat is much more attractive than Tom Cruise. Symetry is so beautiful. It's a dick with teeth! |
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Quoted: All true children of Xenu have that feature. Confirmed. |
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I noticed that a long time ago and even said that it bugged me. Then I realized I have pretty much the same thing. When I smile, the cupid's bow of my lip seems to slide over to one side and centers itself over one of my front teeth. That's what I get for making fun. A picture would help us to picture what you're describing, Madam. You want me to zone in on one of my flaws? One of the few times you'll catch me with my mouth shut is when smiling for pictures. |
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And this is inportant, why? Because none of us have his cash or pull in the poon that he does. |
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I knew the the dentist that repaired his front tooth
with a crown while they were filming Risky Business. I was in dental school at that time. Crown looked long and of coarse Cruise's midline is way off so repair looked jacked. A very attractive model for Catos has the same midline shift. She is beautiful but all I see is that midline defect. |
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I've known this for years. It's just so hard to focus on when you're getting lost in his eyes...
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At least they are straight now. For years is front two teeth were slanted which drove me nuts watching his movies. For some reason I notice teeth on people and will identify jacked up teeth in .001 seconds. I suppose it may be do to all the orthodontic work I had done as a kid. Cruise's teeth is the only straight thing about him. I walked on him and his male friend entertaining themselves on a sofa while visiting a patient in the UCLA Med Center(8th floor). I told my wife and daughter about it. To this day they still insist that I'm just jealous/envious |
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At least they are straight now. For years is front two teeth were slanted which drove me nuts watching his movies. For some reason I notice teeth on people and will identify jacked up teeth in .001 seconds. I suppose it may be do to all the orthodontic work I had done as a kid. Cruise's teeth is the only straight thing about him. I walked on him and his male friend entertaining themselves on a sofa while visiting a patient in the UCLA Med Center(8th floor). I told my wife and daughter about it. To this day they still insist that I'm just jealous/envious How "entertaining" we talking here? |
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its just like the old Gypsy woman said! Tom Cruise will die in a dessert. |
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So that's what's strange about him. I knew there was something odd about him but couldn't quite put a finger in it.
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Instead of a Cyclops he's a Cychops. I thought that was actually pretty funny. |
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