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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:27:27 AM EDT
She gave me the "WHAT?" I chuckled and said, "No, just kidding. I just bought a shotgun."
Sometimes you have to out-smart them. 
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:28:13 AM EDT
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Is she going to use it on you now?
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:28:42 AM EDT
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Ok so you said you cheated on her but then said you bought a gun? She could get sick of it and shoot you with your new purchase!
 edit: too late |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:29:10 AM EDT
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No, she's afraid of guns. But now that you mention it I better check my food for funny odors. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:31:23 AM EDT
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"Oh dear, I'm so relieved that he didn't get a hooker. All he got was a shotgun. I love shotguns."
Reality - "That bastard is playing games with me again. And he has too many guns." |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:31:30 AM EDT
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It's the drink she will poison 
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Posted: 3/31/2006 10:33:31 AM EDT
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Your username is great!!!
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:43:08 PM EDT
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Just kidding y'all. Mrs. Gaspasser knows I'm not out cruising. Besides, here's a sample of what's available on the MN metro whore market, courtesy of the St. Paul PD's "pimps and ho's" website:
www.stpaul.gov/depts/police/prostitution_photos_current.html |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:45:13 PM EDT
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Love the Avatar too! |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:49:12 PM EDT
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How fitting. |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:50:35 PM EDT
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If you click on the St. Paul prostitution link, check out the moustache on Ella White. That's a tickler if you ask me.
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:52:22 PM EDT
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Frogtown = Bad part of town. 
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Posted: 3/31/2006 1:53:03 PM EDT
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seven people in 18 months?? and they are proud enough of that to have a website? |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 2:14:00 PM EDT
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  THAT'S A MAN!! wganz ¶ |
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Posted: 3/31/2006 2:27:40 PM EDT
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I think that preacher in TN tried the same trick but it didn't work out so well for him.
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Posted: 3/31/2006 2:33:03 PM EDT
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I'd hit it With a rock maybe, as I ran away, screaming like a little girl ! 
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Posted: 3/31/2006 2:33:22 PM EDT
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Your avatar is hilarious.
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Posted: 3/31/2006 2:48:29 PM EDT
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Somebody PAYS to have sex with them? I will whack it in the middle of the street before I stick it in any of them... 
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