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Posted: 1/4/2012 1:12:00 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 1:12:58 PM EDT by caduckgunner]
Do you use them?



Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:13:29 PM EDT
Flying dump technique for me.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:14:16 PM EDT
Depends on whether I'm strolling in to the shitter or running.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:14:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By midnitecreeper:
Flying dump technique for me.

I failed. I forgot to add "hover" to the poll.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:15:36 PM EDT
Free cowboy hats
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:17:49 PM EDT
"Only faggots sit on the toilet in a public restroom. I retain my feces until they are hard, white little dust turds that cut my asshole on the way out, because I always shit at home."
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:18:24 PM EDT
No, most NY bathrooms don't have them. I have used them while traveling and they don't work well. Between getting stuck to your ass and the round ones not fitting the oval bowls, they're a PITA. I just wipe the seat down with toilet paper every time or find a different stall/restroom if it's gross.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:20:51 PM EDT
"No, because I am not a pansy/woman."
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:21:08 PM EDT
No, I am the reason all of you use them so I dont see the point.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:21:54 PM EDT
I used to work on a cattle farm. I'm not worried about a damned toilet seat.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:24:01 PM EDT
Oh, you mean ass gaskets.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:25:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wombat:
Oh, you mean ass gaskets.

Yes, I had that in the title, but I think ASS is considered a cuss word.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:27:49 PM EDT
I make a crows nest from toilet paper.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:31:37 PM EDT
I use the target bomber technique. Stand on both handicap rails and hold onto the top of the stalls, hover and drop a sonar buoy from about 3ft above the bowl.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:32:50 PM EDT
Poll fail. No option for "I don't shit in public toilets."
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:35:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sm711:
Poll fail. No option for "I don't shit in public toilets."

Pussy
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:53:34 PM EDT
I clean a dentist office as extra income and in the patients bathroom there is this hygienic toilet seat what a nasty thing
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:55:44 PM EDT
I use it for the front flap, not the seat itself.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:56:34 PM EDT
I just put down strips of toilet paper. It's easier than fucking with those ass gaskets.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:58:06 PM EDT
its funny some of you think going "raw" on a public toilet is manly. if you dont use an ass gasket there is something wrong with you.

go to wal mart on the weekend and just look at people.....yep thats whats all over your ass. i try not to take a dump in public period......but what do i know? i'm a guy that washes his hands BEFORE he pees.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 1:59:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 1:59:13 PM EDT by zeekh]

I wear Depends
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:01:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 2:02:00 PM EDT by sm711]
Originally Posted By caduckgunner:

Originally Posted By sm711:
Poll fail. No option for "I don't shit in public toilets."

Pussy



Maybe but I just won't unless it is an emergency
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:01:29 PM EDT
Alright! A poop thread!

IN!
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:02:51 PM EDT
I wipe the seat off with TP and go with that. Your skin is an extremely good barrier. Much better than paper, I'd wager.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:13:15 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 2:13:57 PM EDT by intheundertow]
Originally Posted By Zenvo:
its funny some of you think going "raw" on a public toilet is manly. if you dont use an ass gasket there is something wrong with you.

go to wal mart on the weekend and just look at people.....yep thats whats all over your ass. i try not to take a dump in public period......but what do i know? i'm a guy that washes his hands BEFORE he pees.



It isn't that not using an ass gasket is manly, it's that using one is womanly. The difference is subtle.

I just don't get anyone, man or woman, being so worried about it. Unless you have open sores/cuts on your cheeks, your skin is as good or better a barrier as that thin paper. Just give any splash on the seat a quick wipe with TP and you're good to go.

My .02.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:16:36 PM EDT
Poll fail... No Ron Paul option. OP is obvious Obama fan.



Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:21:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:21:57 PM EDT
I shit at home.

Nothing pisses me off like taking a piss in a public restroom, and someone is in a stall fucking it all up.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:23:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:34:48 PM EDT
I use the hover technique on the rare time that I have to shit while out and about.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:34:54 PM EDT



I ain't puttin' my bare ass where you dumbasses put your bare ass.

Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:37:32 PM EDT
I used the TP nest technique long before the ass gaskets came about. Just call me old school
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 2:37:37 PM EDT
I hate people that shit in public so much, I always piss on the seat.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:04:15 PM EDT
A real man doesn't even look before he sits down
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:15:25 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/4/2012 3:17:06 PM EDT by icebrain]
Originally Posted By ElectricSheep556:
I just put down strips of toilet paper. It's easier than fucking with those ass gaskets.


This, unless the seat is too nasty or the shit too urgent; then I just hover.

What's just as bad is all of you fuckers with short dicks or huge guts who can't hold it over the toilet and dribble all over the floor in front of the shitter . I don't want my shoes or pants hitting that.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 3:49:00 PM EDT
I thought those were free cowboy hats...
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:03:33 PM EDT
Upper decker FTMFW.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:06:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By mattimeo:
"Only faggots sit on the toilet in a public restroom. I retain my feces until they are hard, white little dust turds that cut my asshole on the way out, because I always shit at home."


You are my hero.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:31:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Strider47:
Upper decker FTMFW.


Always the correct answer.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:35:51 PM EDT
I thought Mythbusters tested this and they found far more germs and bacteria on everyone's face then then public toilet seats.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:39:25 PM EDT
Just an FYI for everyone in this thread....

You MUST i repeat your MUST tear the center flap out of the toilet seat covers... if you do not you will essentially smear shit all over yourself.

That is all.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 9:46:54 PM EDT
Hell mofuckin' yeah I use them. As well, they DO in fact work. You just need to triple up on them...or more. That's what I do.

And don't forget to wipe one way up, discard. Wipe the other way down, discard. Alternate until that shit comes out white. The toilet paper, that is. I'm sort of an expert on the subject.
Link Posted: 1/4/2012 10:01:16 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TangoPapa:
Just an FYI for everyone in this thread....

You MUST i repeat your MUST tear the center flap out of the toilet seat covers... if you do not you will essentially smear shit all over yourself.

That is all.



Guy I work with is really, really short. He was in a rush to the shitter and would up shitting inside his shirt. It was a nice new - tan - polo shirt.


Link Posted: 1/4/2012 10:14:48 PM EDT
Simple Solution Hover that ass over the Seat Duh
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