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Posted: 3/27/2009 1:51:23 PM EDT
"CLALLAM BAY, Wash. (AP) –– An inmate's attempt to heat up sausages in his toilet went up in smoke when the cooking fire forced a unit evacuation at a Washington prison. Clallam Bay Corrections Center spokeswoman Denise Larson says 130 inmates were evacuated to a dining hall when smoke was spotted coming from a sewer vent pipe Wednesday evening.

She says the smoke was traced to the inmate's cell and he admitted to trying to heat up snack sausage bought from a prison store in the stainless steel toilet. The inmate's identity has not been released.

The toilet chef has been placed in segregation pending discipline at the prison on Washington's Olympic Peninsula."


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Link Posted: 3/27/2009 1:56:33 PM EDT
mmmm.... toilet sausage..
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 1:58:35 PM EDT

no guns, no staplers, etc...
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 1:59:14 PM EDT
This is what I thought you were talking about when you said "toilet sausages"
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 2:03:39 PM EDT
no guns, no staplers, etc... "

That's the funniest shit I've read all day.
Well done.

Link Posted: 3/27/2009 2:04:50 PM EDT
sounds good.
Link Posted: 3/27/2009 2:07:14 PM EDT
I thought he was going to be cooking his own shit sausage.
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