A husband and wife were watching the devastation
on TV of the World Trade Center; the videos of
different countries around the world; crying with
Americans over the events of the past few weeks;
reporters updating and attempting to analyze
political strategy; President Bush making speeches.

The wife turns to the husband and says, "I'm so
thankful that Bush is our President.  He is doing
such a wonderful job."

The husband turns to the wife and says, "Shut up,
Tipper!"