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Posted: 12/13/2013 4:01:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 4:12:07 PM EST by GiggleSmith]
Me?

6 tablets of Motrin and one dose of Doan's Pills.

ETA: Fixed, It's been that kind of week.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:05:20 PM EST
Whats a Mortin? hmmm?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:07:15 PM EST
Played golf, drank beer and whiskey.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:08:06 PM EST
Took a long nap at the fire station.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:08:20 PM EST
Had my wisdom teeth pulled out .

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Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:08:37 PM EST
Goose Island Ten Hills Pale Ale

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:09:03 PM EST
Went to Lowes and bought stuff for a repo Im rehabbing. All in a days work
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:09:06 PM EST
It ain't over yet......
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:09:44 PM EST
Awww sheet forgot today was Friday...
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:10:25 PM EST
Fell out of an airplane and had a shitty landing. Now drinking and taking airborne candy in order to sooth some bumps/bruises.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:12:08 PM EST
Hell, I was born on Friday the 13th.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:14:21 PM EST
Took a sick day from work to take my 90 year old grandma to the hospital for an outpatient procedure.

The waiting room was hilarious though with all the elderly people and their smart phones. One old guy was ranting into his phone about RGIII and the Redskins, another was playing some game that sounded like loud water drops, and a lady had Christmas music blaring out of hers.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:17:23 PM EST
I found out that the rims I was going to put on my truck, in order to use my awesome tires, won't work.
Next...
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:17:54 PM EST
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:18:52 PM EST
Hockey mask and a machete, choppin' up teenagers.

Things were going great until that one blond chick had to hit me in the head with that damn axe.

Oh well, mom fixed her canoe good.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:21:06 PM EST
my larue shirt came in and I got a new chainsaw. good day.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:21:43 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 4:22:01 PM EST by ilikeporkchops]
Too busy to notice.guess I made it.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:21:43 PM EST
day ain't over yet...
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:21:50 PM EST
Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
Me?

6 tablets of Motrin and one dose of Doan's Pills.

ETA: Fixed, It's been that kind of week.
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Those are your kidneys, and you can do with them what you want, but you're fucking them up if you do this too often.
Go get some narcs while you can.

Elsewise, MERRY CHRISTMAS. I had great day, not too busy at all. Bell will be slowing down for the Christmas and Festivus holidays!
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:22:23 PM EST
Went to scheels bought my lil guy a .22 for his second birthday.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:26:21 PM EST
A $450 dollar trip to the grocery store, made some money in my line of work, ordered a bunch of 3' sub-sammys for my boy's bday party.

Started drinking and now watch 3-6 inches of snow fall.

damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:26:53 PM EST
I had a great day. Of course I am not a Knights Templar either
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:27:33 PM EST
days not over yet. people are drinking it's cold out. and I'm waiting for the fire tones to go off....
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:28:59 PM EST
I celebrate my birthday
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:31:02 PM EST
hoping to be lucky enough to win the Megamillions
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:31:42 PM EST
I avoided Marc Antony.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:32:16 PM EST
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I avoided Marc Antony.
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Successfully?
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:33:51 PM EST
Bad day.

Teenage son problems.

Didn't even realize it was Friday the 13th until now.

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:34:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 4:34:34 PM EST by mangyrat]
Smoked a cigar while I was reloading some 9mm right next to 18 lbs of powder.
I like pushing my luck.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:34:12 PM EST
I'm not a Templar, I did fine.


Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:35:04 PM EST
by not realizing it was friday the 13th until just now.

now I have to dodge doom until 11.59
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:37:30 PM EST
Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
Me?

6 tablets of Motrin and one dose of Doan's Pills.

ETA: Fixed, It's been that kind of week.
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I did an RO duty at my range today. I didn't realize it was Fri. the 13th. I guess I should consider myself lucky. LOL!
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:37:58 PM EST
tried to paint my daughters room today (she will be born in april) dropped opened paint bucket on carpet.
Moved bookshelf after painting wall, it collapsed and had to be taken apart immediately.
Put crib together downstairs, wouldnt make the turn in the hallway, had to take it apart and re-assemble in the room.

I did not know it was friday the 13th today. It all makes sense now...
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:41:08 PM EST
Haven't yet.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:41:23 PM EST
It sucked. I hauled cattle all day. At one point this pedophile named Jason tried to hitch a ride. I said I only give rides to hot half naked college chicks trying to get out of the rain.

Shit got ugly. I couldn't catch all of what he said, because he was wearing a mask that keeps retarded kids from biting the people who feed them, but bottom line is that I had to put him down like a colt with a crooked spine.

Last I hear a deputy drug him off the road and called his owner.

I am now sipping PBR comfortably.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:42:26 PM EST
I'm not superstitious, so I didn't pay any attention to it.


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Originally Posted By ilikeporkchops:
Too busy to notice.guess I made it.
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Your avatar reminds me of Blood - In this moment


Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:47:39 PM EST
Sharted
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:48:17 PM EST
No it's the 14th. I survived it by being on quarters all day.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:48:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 4:51:34 PM EST by LMTRocks]
Lady and I dad dinner at Tom and Chee's. Shot a little bit tonight for the first time since we started dating. She likes the Glock 22 RTF

Some tea at the house.

Playing texas hold'em online.

Watching 5 candles burn---she likes candles....

Back at work in 11 hours. Going to have someone come in and sign their Form 4s.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 4:50:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 4:50:49 PM EST by Enlightenme556]
I was married on Friday the 13th.


It was in June though, and we're divorced.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 5:05:08 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Enlightenme556:
I was married on Friday the 13th.


It was in June though, and we're divorced.
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This is the funniest thing I've read in the last 3 minutes!

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 6:18:14 PM EST
I'm retired, have no idea of of the date or even what day of the month it is.
Link Posted: 12/13/2013 6:23:35 PM EST
My lucky day.....I bought a 1948 Remington Model 31 16 ga for $150.00.

Link Posted: 12/13/2013 6:37:56 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/13/2013 6:38:23 PM EST by Enlightenme556]
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Originally Posted By scottfire1957:




This is the funniest thing I've read in the last 3 minutes!

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Originally Posted By scottfire1957:
Originally Posted By Enlightenme556:
I was married on Friday the 13th.


It was in June though, and we're divorced.




This is the funniest thing I've read in the last 3 minutes!




And her birthday is Halloween.
To say the writing was on the wall is an understatement.
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