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Posted: 8/20/2005 5:01:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 6:53:24 AM EDT by bblake00]
For thouse of you guys that have dated (seeing) older women what was the bigest age gap?

How old where you and how old was she?


Me I was 25 and she was 51 when we parted ways, so she was shy over 25 years my senior.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:22:37 AM EDT
One was 2 years older.

25 and 51?

Damn.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:24:09 AM EDT
Currently she's 7 years older
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:32:53 AM EDT
I'm 20. I dated a 28 year old Hooter's girl that was going back to school.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:43:47 AM EDT

Originally Posted By VooDoo3dfx:
One was 2 years older.

25 and 51?

Damn.




When we started going out I thought she was in her early 40's. She was smoke'n hot. I think all she saw was the youngness in me. But it was all good.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:52:52 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 5:53:30 AM EDT
When I was 18, I dated a 28 year old. It was awesome!!! I feel in love and she broke my heart. It was worth it though.

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:05:28 AM EDT
I've pretty much always dated older women, the biggest gap was about 15 years. My ex wife, and my current wife are 5 years my senior.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:07:38 AM EDT
hah, i was um.. 14 and they were 17.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:09:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Aalmeron:
hah, i was um.. 14 and they were 17.



They?
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:10:08 AM EDT
We didn't date...we just got it on.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:11:00 AM EDT
Not yet, but theres this cutie at the gym thats atleast 15 years older than me..
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:13:33 AM EDT
Is it true............... the older the berry the sweeter the juice?

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:18:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Dru:
Is it true............... the older the berry the sweeter the juice?




As long as it hasn't turned into wine yet
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:22:34 AM EDT
I met her at the Tuesday morning senior bowling league.

I just turned 62. I got my first check & was ready to set the town on fire. I think she was 77. She fell for my best line "I'd like to slip you outa those depends and have my way with you"

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sorry about your keyboard
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:23:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By Dru:
Is it true............... the older the berry the sweeter the juice?




As long as it hasn't turned into wine yet



I thought it was "the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice"?
At least that's the way I've heard it anyways.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:24:15 AM EDT
When I was 17 I was in a band playing a show when my drummer (Chris, Also 17) brought his 33 year old GF... she was sitting backstage and she asked a buddy of mine, Huey, if he knew where her boyfriend was.... Huey goes upstairs to the stage where we were doing a soundcheck and tells my drummer "Hey Chris, your mom is looking for you."

We about busted up laughing
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:30:38 AM EDT

Originally Posted By RiffRandall:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By Dru:
Is it true............... the older the berry the sweeter the juice?




As long as it hasn't turned into wine yet



I thought it was "the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice"?
At least that's the way I've heard it anyways.



Wellllllllllllllll I guess if the berrys are black then yea that rings true too!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:46:55 AM EDT
I was 26 she was 36. It was mostly sex not really dating.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:47:21 AM EDT
19 and 36..............nursing student in college.............
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 6:54:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:27:56 AM EDT
If you count a one night stand, 20 years....

But that is a story for another time and place........
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:29:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 8:48:05 AM EDT by piccolo]
about 20 years.



ETA Once I took out a fiesty old broad, maybe 40 years older than me.

She was funny and was working in a 7-11. She made me laugh so I asked her out.
We both had a truly good time, I laughed myself sore.

Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:38:14 AM EDT
I was 18 she was 32.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:46:25 AM EDT
I was 26 and she was 42... 16 years. My wife is 6 months older than me.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:49:33 AM EDT
I have dated multiple older women; first time I was 19 she was 29, second time I was 20 she was 24, then the woman I am currently "seeing" is 34 and I just turned 21.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:53:05 AM EDT
I was 29 and she was 30...



It took WEEKS of scrubbing to get the word "Meal Ticket" off of my forehead. Yeah, just what I need... a former "welfare mom" and some other dude's f*cked up kid...

Never again!

Now where them 20 year old wiminz at???
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 8:55:48 AM EDT

Originally Posted By nationwide:
I
It took WEEKS of scrubbing to get the word "Meal Ticket" off of my forehead. Yeah, just what I need... a former "welfare mom" and some other dude's f*cked up kid...

Never again!






BTDT. At least the leeches I got in the Jungle I could remove with a cigarette.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:00:22 PM EDT
I was 27 and she was 40. I was the "Special friend". Fun lady.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:03:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
For thouse of you guys that have dated (seeing) older women what was the bigest age gap?

How old where you and how old was she?


Me I was 25 and she was 51 when we parted ways, so she was shy over 25 years my senior.





Geez, what do you work at the nursing home or something?
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:07:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dru:

Originally Posted By RiffRandall:

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By Dru:
Is it true............... the older the berry the sweeter the juice?




As long as it hasn't turned into wine yet



I thought it was "the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice"?
At least that's the way I've heard it anyways.



Wellllllllllllllll I guess if the berrys are black then yea that rings true too!



I think if you change some of the words around it makes more sense. Instead of "older" berry's or "blacker" berries, think, the riper the berry, or the darker the berry. Because traditionally the darker berries, are less bitter.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:17:26 PM EDT
18 and 33. Good times.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:19:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By Dru:
Is it true............... the older the berry the sweeter the juice?




As long as it hasn't turned into wine yet



Or vinegar!
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:22:37 PM EDT
Hmmmm

a few years back, I was about 21-22 and she was 30. We met at a lake party, I showed up late and she was on a raft in her small bikini!!! I played it real cool, she was the best looking one there.
A little while later, she started hittin' on the ole Shinster! She was after me!he

Man, that lady, Linda, did things to me........hell
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:47:11 PM EDT
I was 23 and going to college, I rented an off-campus room from a 43yr old lady. We came to an "arrangement" on the utilities costs.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:49:00 PM EDT
Had a buddy/coworker who managed to date two sisters without geting his balls cut off. Not at the same time,first one than the other. He was like 23 and the sisters were 20 and 22 at the time. Next thing we know he has moved in with the mother ! Truth be told although the daughters were pretty good looking the mother was smokeing hot. There was no big time period between any of this,just one after the other. The mother had had the first doughter when she was like 14 or 15 so she was 36 or 37 at the time . Although they were together a couple of years this was years ago and he has been married for many years. His best buddy married the oldest daughter so everyone still hangs out together (everyone but the mother has bunches of kids so they all do the pool,picknik,and beach thing together) This guy should work for the state dept.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:52:20 PM EDT
Me 22, she 32. A few busy years, then her baby alarm started to screech. I said nyet.

Current missus is 6yrs older, we've been together for over a decade.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:53:31 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2005 1:54:03 PM EDT by vito113]
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:55:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:56:53 PM EDT
When I met my wife, I was 25 and she was 36. I am currently 42 and she is 53. I have ALWAYS been attracted to older women. My first time I was 16 and she was a smoking hot red head of 28.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:58:40 PM EDT
Me 19..........Her 29

Most were older than me, by at least 5 or 6 years, till I met my wife.

She's 6 months younger, been togrther 15 years!


Travis
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 1:58:59 PM EDT
I date an older wiminz. She's four months older than I am.
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:16:38 PM EDT
And heres to you Mrs.Robertson
Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:23:29 PM EDT
ex-GF's mom.
I was 24, she was 48.
She used me for one night, and I was happy to help.
10 years later, she is still pretty hot.


Link Posted: 8/20/2005 2:27:20 PM EDT
Me 18, she 23
Me 25, she 40
Me 28, she 34
I never did like silly, giggly women.
On the 40 year old 5 of us picked up 5 of them. Dark nightclub, I picked out the one that seemed to have the most sense. Turned out she was the chaperone for the others. I had the most fun.

CC Ryder
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 2:42:40 AM EDT

Originally Posted By senorFrog:

Originally Posted By bblake00:
For thouse of you guys that have dated (seeing) older women what was the bigest age gap?

How old where you and how old was she?


Me I was 25 and she was 51 when we parted ways, so she was shy over 25 years my senior.





Geez, what do you work at the nursing home or something?






No. But she was a nurse.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 2:45:33 AM EDT
I was 27 and she was 63... it was all good though
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 4:26:43 AM EDT

Originally Posted By cduarte:
I was 27 and she was 63... it was all good though



Link Posted: 8/21/2005 4:52:12 AM EDT
.....You should have seen the look on eveyones faces when I wheeled her out of the nursing home....

I was 22 and she was 34.
I was trying to pick up a bithday girl (just turned 21) and after some smooth talking she was "this close" to saying yes when she asked where my house was. At the time I lived in the barracks, so I told her I was thinking motel room.

The birthday girl turned me down flat and told me she was not that kind of a girl that went to motel rooms.

One of the women from her party had been listening to the conversation and told me that she was that kind of a girl that went to motel rooms.

Never saw that birthday girl again after that, however, I did date the 34 year old on and off for the next couple of years.
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 12:18:00 PM EDT
I was 19 or 20 in college, and hooked up a few times with a 36 year old. She was a friggin' nympho...
Link Posted: 8/21/2005 12:29:56 PM EDT
I was 29 she was 47. Smoking hot too!
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