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Posted: 7/19/2002 10:20:26 AM EST
Advantages: Easy to maintain. Cool in the summer. Use less shampoo, shorter showers. Don't look like as much of a dork when you wake up in the morning. Don't look as farked up after working and sweating all day. Can always grow it out again. Disadvantages: Wife might hate it. Keeping the tail I grew back in high school helps me pretend I'm not old. If I cut it, the guys in my fencing club will bag on me, we ALL grew them at the same time. I might look like even more of a dork with a crew. Gives the impression that I still have hair. I know I can trust you guys to give me advice that would be in my best interest. Do I buzz it or not? Please note: I asked you guys during the day on the off chance you might not be inebriated yet.
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:22:41 AM EST
Okay, first off....aren't you already bald on top? Second, ponytails are for little girls, be a man and cut your damn hair!![;)] Sgtar15
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:24:17 AM EST
I knew I could count on you to help. LOL.
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:25:27 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:28:40 AM EST
Cut it! Hell, if you don't like it, just grow it back out. Won't take too long. YOu forgot to mention under advantages that haircuts are quicker and cheaper if you go to a barber. Keving67
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:34:18 AM EST
This may help.... I just got my dome buzzed today. So if you do.... YOU CAN BE LIKE GARANDMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [}:D]
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:34:50 AM EST
buzzit...
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:36:12 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:37:06 AM EST
Get a buzz cut every 6 months, if you need it or not. DA
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:41:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/19/2002 10:41:37 AM EST by SteyrAUG]
Originally Posted By garandman: This may help.... I just got my dome buzzed today. So if you do.... YOU CAN BE LIKE GARANDMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [}:D]
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Dang, and I was so close to doing it.
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:44:12 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/19/2002 10:45:32 AM EST by antiUSSA]
Originally Posted By SteyrAUG: Advantages: Easy to maintain. Cool in the summer. Use less shampoo, shorter showers. Don't look like as much of a dork when you wake up in the morning. Don't look as farked up after working and sweating all day. Can always grow it out again. Disadvantages: Wife might hate it. [red]Keeping the tail I grew back in high school helps me pretend I'm not old. If I cut it, the guys in my fencing club will bag on me, we ALL grew them at the same time.[/red] I might look like even more of a dork with a crew. Gives the impression that I still have hair. I know I can trust you guys to give me advice that would be in my best interest. Do I buzz it or not? Please note: I asked you guys during the day on the off chance you might not be inebriated yet.
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Not to bag on you, but I could swear that you had mentioned that you had either a military or LEO background..? Either way, you would have had to have chopped the tail while in training. [>:/] [*] If you have a high school era tail, then you have no military/LEO experience, in which case you lied to us dammit![/*] [:\] [*] If you have military/LEO experience, then you do not have a high school era tail, in which case you lied to us dammit![/*] [:\] Either way, enquiring minds want to know! [}:D]
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:45:01 AM EST
My wife LOVES it :)
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:49:04 AM EST
Just crew it.
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:50:47 AM EST
Don't half-ass it. Shave your head. the_reject
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 10:52:51 AM EST
Speaking as another reformed longhair... You can have a buzz-cut and still be cool. After all... I'm in a band... I couldn't be old and uncool... Could I? [B)] Cheers, Chris
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 11:01:05 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 11:06:26 AM EST
A tail??? I thought only steers and [edited for content] had tails[flame]!!! Back to anti's question[?]
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 11:12:00 AM EST
Originally Posted By Aimless: Gotta have the right shape of head to shave it-some guys look cool w/ a shaved head, others look like escaped mental patients.
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Nah. Just grow a goatee. You'll look evil enough that no one will mess with you, even if you do have a misshapen dome. They'll be too afraid that you might rip out their intestines and begin eating them while they are still alive. the_reject
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 11:20:30 AM EST
High and Tight for all the aforementioned reasons. I tell the barber to give me a head like a cat's tongue.
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 11:20:36 AM EST
anti, I got drafted into the Navy SEALs/DELTA/MARINE RECON division of the SAS right out of middle school because I was so fucking hard core. Since, I was working in a totally undercover capacity I had to look like a hippie. But in reality, it's been pretty short before. Was just never high and dry. i even cut it way back for a restraunt job once a long time ago. So technically it has been gone before, but I was out of state away from my fencing buds. Since I've been with the wife I've always had a bit of hair (mostly on the sides). I'm just worried she will freak. The fencing club thing, is mostly me trying to convince myself not to do it. For a good indicator, go dig up my wedding day pic and you would see I was regulation.
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 11:25:10 AM EST
Originally Posted By SteyrAUG: For a good indicator, go dig up my wedding day pic and you would see I was regulation.
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Hehehe... I've seen that pic, dude, you're all forehead! [}:D] As for my post, I have been paying close attention though, haven't I..? [;)]
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 11:31:10 AM EST
[Last Edit: 7/19/2002 11:32:39 AM EST by SteyrAUG]
Hey, I understand. And I guess it is flattering. But dude, I'm married. Editted to add [:D] so anti knows I'm only fucking with him.
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 11:34:55 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 11:50:09 AM EST
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 12:26:02 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/19/2002 12:26:49 PM EST by Muad_Dib]
Okay Steyr, what you need to do is cut that sweet mullet off of your head and then post some before and after pics. I'm thinking of the post long ago with you running around in your pajamas at 5am playing kendo [:)] [sarcasm] It was a sweet mullet then. It's a sweet mullet now. [sarcasm] Get rid of it!
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 12:27:57 PM EST
I might look like even more of a dork with a crew.
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I dont think thats possable[;)] Say the word & I'll come over with my clippers. E6
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 12:41:54 PM EST
[Last Edit: 7/19/2002 12:48:08 PM EST by Raptor22]
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 1:01:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 1:09:26 PM EST
Your PRO list is what you should lean to. Bald?...whats wrong with that.....the good lord only made so many perfect heads and the rest he had to cover up with hair! [;)]
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 1:10:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 1:16:46 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 1:20:27 PM EST
Keep it long,not enough long hairs left as is! If it's getting thin,by more hats. Sclap sunburn sucks![peep] Plus shampoo is't that expensive.
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 1:59:23 PM EST
Go with it. High and tight. Chicks love to rub on it.
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 2:03:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 2:48:41 PM EST
Originally Posted By the_reject:
Originally Posted By Aimless: Gotta have the right shape of head to shave it-some guys look cool w/ a shaved head, others look like escaped mental patients.
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Nah. Just grow a goatee. You'll look evil enough that no one will mess with you, even if you do have a misshapen dome. They'll be too afraid that you might rip out their intestines and begin eating them while they are still alive. the_reject
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And if you're afraid of being out of style tip it with blonde about every two weeks. Works for me, and my 21 year old wife loves it! However when your 6'2", 300 lbs, and about 15% of your body is tattooed not a lot of people make fun of you anyway. Jake
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 3:10:09 PM EST
I went with a high and tight about 1 year ago. The wife came home and thought an army buddy was in the back yard talking to me. When I came in the house there was silence for about an hour. F' em. I like it. [-=(_)=-]
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 4:16:47 PM EST
I'm not sure exactly what constitutes a buzz cut. I get my hair cut every 2-3 weeks with a #4 clipper on top and a #2 on the sides. Short hair is the way to go, low maintenaince. I really like how it dries so quickly after getting out of the shower. Plus, if you know you are going to go bald just shave your head and keep your dignity.
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 4:27:51 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 4:31:19 PM EST
Originally Posted By GSG9: And if you're afraid of being out of style tip it with blonde about every two weeks. Works for me, and my 21 year old wife loves it! However when your 6'2", 300 lbs, and about 15% of your body is tattooed not a lot of people make fun of you anyway. Jake
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Heh... 6'6" and 235. I look like a bull-moose version of Anton LeVay with my head shaved and my goatee. the_reject
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 5:40:41 PM EST
Okay I admit it I love it when a gal buzzes down my head!!.I find it arousing.X-tra points for the straight razor touch up's (YUMMY!)press your body against mine girl! with that Razor Mastery you Mynx's!!!
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 6:43:38 PM EST
I like to wear mine in a flattop during the summer but I've reached that point in life where it has a runway in the middle of it now. Have the barber take a number 3 guard on his clippers and give you an old fashoned burr cut. Short enough to be cool and low maintance but still long enough for momma to run her fingers thru. (kinda)
Link Posted: 7/19/2002 6:53:58 PM EST
Cut it. Be THE trend setter in your fencing club!
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 4:40:24 PM EST
Steyre this ain't got nothing to do with looks,remmember steve in bullet,how about him in later life with long hair. How about Lee Marvin in Paint My Wagon verses Lee in most of his picts,and the way he really wore his hair. If you want to look good wear brown shoes with a brown belt! Nice slacks and a really exp shirt and tie. If you look like shit with long hair,you will look like shit with a buzz. But with a buzz the woeman just can't keep thier hands off your head,feels like an african Violet or Mounds Vienous flower! Of course you live where it is allways warm,here where i live you had better allready done it,so you can grow a full head of hair for the winter,when it is really needed. Bob [8D]
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 4:51:31 PM EST
Another High and Tight vote.
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 5:11:22 PM EST
Rumor has it that the Mullet hair doo is expected to make a strong come back in the Florida area. Something to consider. [img]http://kingquadro.hypermart.net/captmullet.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 8:03:08 PM EST
When my hair got thin on top, I looked silly trying to pretend it wasn't... At the advice of many,(mostly girls[:D]) I chose to shave my head, and grow a goatee... I've got the "Goldberg" shaped head and face, so the buzz cut & goatee works for me... I use the electric trimmer (with no attachments) on my head about once a week... It leaves a nice short fuzz... Shaving with the raczor feels nice & clean, but then my hat sticks to my head... The goatee gets it with a #2 attachment once a month... Tried the baby smooth head & face, and my wife flipped... She said keep the goatee & buzz cut, it makes you look tough...[:D] Besides, it's the "In thing" right now...
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 8:30:12 PM EST
Shave that fugly mellon. [peep]
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 8:36:49 PM EST
WHAT THE FUCK JUST CUT IT.
Link Posted: 7/21/2002 11:11:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/22/2002 1:12:58 AM EST
Originally Posted By kpel308: ...now, she does my hair twice a week, I save 15 bucks a pop, and she enjoys doing it and how it feels. Everybody's happy![8D]
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[b][red][size=6]$15.00!![b][red][size=6] I paid 9 bucks last time I was in the states and thought I got ripped off! If my head was costin me $60+ a month I'd be going bald quick! Incidentally Steyr, I am a bad one to give advice, as I felt the actors' hair in "Blackhawk Down" was too long! Standard clippers just don't cut close enough. Adam
Link Posted: 7/22/2002 3:02:23 AM EST
Buzz it. It's a renewable resource. DrMark
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