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Posted: 10/25/2002 9:05:58 PM EDT
[url]http://www.flash.net/~carlton2/telemark.htm[/url]

-kill-9
Link Posted: 10/25/2002 9:18:10 PM EDT
[#1]
Just give em Sam Jackson.

[url]www.ebaumsworld.com/sjackson.html[/url]
Link Posted: 10/26/2002 7:49:34 AM EDT
[#2]
Do what I did a coupla years ago.

The guy was saving grave sites, so I told him I needed one, as I was planning suicide. I signed right up and gave him a bogus cc# and when he said It would be mind as soon as the cc cleared, I lit a firecracker and dropped the phone.

The bastard thought I'd shot myself and called the para medics, when they arrived I denied everything and the telemarketers got whacked with a fine for issuing a false report.$250.
Link Posted: 10/26/2002 7:55:51 AM EDT
[#3]
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Do what I did a coupla years ago.

The guy was saving grave sites, so I told him I needed one, as I was planning suicide. I signed right up and gave him a bogus cc# and when he said It would be mind as soon as the cc cleared, I lit a firecracker and dropped the phone.

The bastard thought I'd shot myself and called the para medics, when they arrived I denied everything and the telemarketers got whacked with a fine for issuing a false report.$250.
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No thanks.  No need to give false CC information and lieing to create a false emergency.  You were lucky you didn't go to jail with that one.
Link Posted: 10/26/2002 9:41:04 AM EDT
[#4]
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Quoted:
Do what I did a coupla years ago.

The guy was saving grave sites, so I told him I needed one, as I was planning suicide. I signed right up and gave him a bogus cc# and when he said It would be mind as soon as the cc cleared, I lit a firecracker and dropped the phone.

The bastard thought I'd shot myself and called the para medics, when they arrived I denied everything and the telemarketers got whacked with a fine for issuing a false report.$250.
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No thanks.  No need to give false CC information and lieing to create a false emergency.  You were lucky you didn't go to jail with that one.
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All I got to say is I LMFAO. Damn piccolo, that is a riot. [:D]
Link Posted: 10/26/2002 9:44:15 AM EDT
[#5]
tom mabe kicks ass!
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