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Posted: 10/4/2005 10:25:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/4/2005 11:21:47 PM EDT by Bad_Aim]
There you are, with a full roll of tin foil in an unopened box. Which one is better to keep the commies/zombies/batfe/feinswine/rain at bay during a possible SHTF situation that you dreamt about on some golden tablets in your mind?
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 10:29:47 PM EDT

I say the pole, with the foil formed around the top, to keep the rain off of you.

Link Posted: 10/4/2005 10:30:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/4/2005 10:31:10 PM EDT by Bad_Aim]
You say an answer, yet did not vote! I will keep an eye on your treachery...

ETA nevermind, apparently you did vote :D
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 10:38:12 PM EDT
you are an asshat
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 10:47:44 PM EDT
I voted asshat, only because there wasn't any stronger launguage.
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 10:48:24 PM EDT
Maybe you need a POLL to see if you should wrap your POLE
in tin foil
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 10:51:37 PM EDT
Wrap the goat is at 5.56 is that a coincidence? I think not!
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 10:56:07 PM EDT
Just for the record, I know I misspelt poll. It is almost like I wrote it in caps on purpose...
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 10:56:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/4/2005 11:37:23 PM EDT
HEY DID YOU KNOW YOU SPELLED POLE WRONG?

Link Posted: 10/4/2005 11:41:29 PM EDT
All of the local stores do not carry tin foil. Now aluminum foil...
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 12:13:22 AM EDT
5
Link Posted: 10/5/2005 2:47:54 AM EDT
You are an asshat

My second answer is to use the entire roll to make one huge foil hat for myself. That's usually what I do anyway.

And that's my final answer.
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 11:31:35 PM EDT
bump because I god damn feel like it! FEEL MY ANGHST!
Link Posted: 10/6/2005 11:43:38 PM EDT
make a crack pipe and burn up your mind before they can steal it



Also doubles as a good weight loss strategy
Link Posted: 10/7/2005 3:10:23 AM EDT
I voted asshat.
Link Posted: 10/7/2005 6:58:22 AM EDT
just one goat? you sir, are screwed.
Link Posted: 10/7/2005 7:04:30 AM EDT
Attach it to a bunch of helium-filled mylar balloons and let it go up near a major airport.

It will freak the hell out of air traffic controllers.
Link Posted: 10/7/2005 7:06:32 AM EDT
Did anyone ever think that the .gov would not allow stores to sell tin foil if it actually interfered with their mind reading stuff? The tin foil you buy may actually be a signal enhancer for the U.N.

The only way to be sure is to sell Certified .gov-free tin foil - oh man, I think I see a new business opportunity. It worked for those hippie organic produce people.

R.


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