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Posted: 3/6/2015 3:59:23 PM EDT
CK SUCKING, TURD SLOPPING, COMMUNIST, OBAMA LOVING, TWINKLE TOED, SISTER FUCKING, KIDDIE TOUCHING, BOOGER EATING, NOT RE-WINDING THE GODDAMN VIDEO TAPES, VIRUS WRITING, BASEMENT DWELLING, PAJAMA BOY BLOWING, SELF IMPORTANT, JIT BAG, PETER PUFFING, FAGGOTY FAGGOT, MOTHER FUCKERS!
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:00:18 PM EDT
LOUD NOISE!!!
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:00:54 PM EDT
Here, take this little pill, feel better now?
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:01:11 PM EDT
Don't drive so close.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:01:25 PM EDT
Tell us how you really feel OP .
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:01:32 PM EDT
I like watching it fly off when I go fast.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:03:33 PM EDT
You mean driving 100 mph isn't a good way to get the snow off?
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:06:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mrkma:
Tell us how you really feel OP .
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Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:07:36 PM EDT
You mean clearing a 4" tall, by 12" wide hole in the snow on the windshield isn't enough?
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:08:00 PM EDT
Iirc they can pull you over for not doing it here now. Or its just some bs going around, never looked Into it
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:08:27 PM EDT
You could ram them a few times to help shake it off.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:09:13 PM EDT
Drive fast enough and it'll blow off
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:09:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/6/2015 4:10:45 PM EDT by tombr0]
How about the motherfuckers who clear 1sqft worth of snow from the part of the windshield directly in front of their stupid fucking faces and leave 2 feet of snow covering the rest of the goddamn windows??

ETA: beat by 2 mins.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:10:01 PM EDT
Why would I go through all that effort when it will just blow off if I drive fast enough?
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:12:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By sitdwnandhngon:
Don't drive so close.
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I know when I see a guy with a big pile of ice on top of his car, I get right up on his fuckin bumper.

I also enjoy driving underneath pickup trucks' overhanging loads and driving as close as possible to trailers.

Just good clean fun, really.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:14:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Molotov357:
I like watching it fly off when I go fast.
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Yup, me too, LOL
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:18:23 PM EDT
Total bliss is just one more regulation away...
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:19:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By heavily_armed:
Total bliss is just one more regulation away...
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Won't someone please just think of the children??
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:20:47 PM EDT
Video tapes? You ARE from Pennsylvania, aren't you?
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:21:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By dogsplat:
CK SUCKING, TURD SLOPPING, COMMUNIST, OBAMA LOVING, TWINKLE TOED, SISTER FUCKING, KIDDIE TOUCHING, BOOGER EATING, NOT RE-WINDING THE GODDAMN VIDEO TAPES, VIRUS WRITING, BASEMENT DWELLING, PAJAMA BOY BLOWING, SELF IMPORTANT, JIT BAG, PETER PUFFING, FAGGOTY FAGGOT, MOTHER FUCKERS!
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You tailgating again? Isn't that unsafe?
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:23:25 PM EDT
No. Why do it when physics can do it for me? That, and get off my ass.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:24:14 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Lord_Grey_Boots:
You mean clearing a 4" tall, by 12" wide hole in the snow on the windshield isn't enough?
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don't you mock the snowscope!

where's your sense of fun and adventure?
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:24:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Murooka:
No. Why do it when physics can do it for me? That, and get off my ass.
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Shitstain tailgaters
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:25:12 PM EDT
Here I am on my way to work, OP.

Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:25:12 PM EDT
Don't tailgate my plow.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:26:24 PM EDT
How I roll.

Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:30:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/6/2015 4:30:51 PM EDT by Attman]


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Originally Posted By Lord_Grey_Boots:
You mean clearing a 4" tall, by 12" wide hole in the snow on the windshield isn't enough?
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That much huh? You put a lot more effort into it than I do.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:31:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FrankDrebin:
Here I am on my way to work, OP.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--V57YBxDM--/weya2vlhybaxqivazvyr.jpg
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Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:32:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Lord_Grey_Boots:
You mean clearing a 4" tall, by 12" wide hole in the snow on the windshield isn't enough?
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seems to be GTG for the guy behind me

Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:35:05 PM EDT
Methinks OP has some road rage/tailgating issues.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:39:35 PM EDT
Why does it seem that prius' are just the perfect enough shape to send their snow chunks directly into your windshield? I'm with you OP, you can clear most of that shit off with one sweep of your arm how fucking hard is it to have a little concern for others.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:43:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By GreenBastard:
Don't tailgate my plow.
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That's what the salter and the wtf bright rear lights are for ;-)
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:47:09 PM EDT
FUCK YOU BECAUSE FREEDOM, BESIDES THE SHIT CLEANS ITSELF EVENTUALLY!
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:50:53 PM EDT
here have a snickers, you act like a douche when you're hungry.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 4:51:03 PM EDT
no need when the heater warms up the roof and melts the snow a bit and the driver pushes on the breaks and it slides down over the windshield and they cant see is when they stop to clear off the snow
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:03:14 PM EDT
Try driving behind a semi with a flatbed full of snow on the interstate. It's like driving in a blizzard.

I bet the OP's head would explode if he did that.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:06:13 PM EDT
Not even a 1/10....no real sense of commitment to your rant. Just a bunch of yelling and I find it hard to believe that you're serious.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:07:22 PM EDT
Meh, we had a big icing, I'm not scraping my whole damn vehicle.

Heads up!
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:08:19 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:11:49 PM EDT
I don't rewind DVDs.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:14:10 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:15:40 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mdw:
no need when the heater warms up the roof and melts the snow a bit and the driver pushes on the breaks and it slides down over the windshield and they cant see is when they stop to clear off the snow
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Um, that would be "brakes".
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:17:02 PM EDT
Or you could, I don't know, maybe follow a little further back?
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:19:30 PM EDT
Why would I want all that snow on my driveway where I'd have to shovel it?
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:21:43 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:


I know when I see a guy with a big pile of ice on top of his car, I get right up on his fuckin bumper.

I also enjoy driving underneath pickup trucks' overhanging loads and driving as close as possible to trailers.

Just good clean fun, really.
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Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Originally Posted By sitdwnandhngon:
Don't drive so close.


I know when I see a guy with a big pile of ice on top of his car, I get right up on his fuckin bumper.

I also enjoy driving underneath pickup trucks' overhanging loads and driving as close as possible to trailers.

Just good clean fun, really.



What about when a two inch refrozen piece the size of a ford explorer roof, helicopters off at 70 and crosses an empty lane and almost slams into the side of my new truck? Got a smart ass answer to cover for other peoples laziness and carelessness for the others on the road?
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:21:46 PM EDT
Fuck that.

Suck snow, bitches!@
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:21:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By DarkCharisma:
Or you could, I don't know, maybe follow a little further back?
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How the hell can you tailgate when you follow at a safe distance?

That makes no sense.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:24:20 PM EDT
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What about when a two inch refrozen piece the size of a ford explorer roof, helicopters off at 70 and crosses an empty lane and almost slams into the side of my new truck? Got a smart ass answer to cover for other peoples laziness and carelessness for the others on the road?
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Originally Posted By Pokernut:
Originally Posted By TrojanMan:
Originally Posted By sitdwnandhngon:
Don't drive so close.


I know when I see a guy with a big pile of ice on top of his car, I get right up on his fuckin bumper.

I also enjoy driving underneath pickup trucks' overhanging loads and driving as close as possible to trailers.

Just good clean fun, really.



What about when a two inch refrozen piece the size of a ford explorer roof, helicopters off at 70 and crosses an empty lane and almost slams into the side of my new truck? Got a smart ass answer to cover for other peoples laziness and carelessness for the others on the road?


You have insurance right?
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:24:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By tcrpe:



How the hell can you tailgate when you follow at a safe distance?

That makes no sense.
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Originally Posted By tcrpe:
Originally Posted By DarkCharisma:
Or you could, I don't know, maybe follow a little further back?



How the hell can you tailgate when you follow at a safe distance?

That makes no sense.


One of the necessary sacrifices of life.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:27:47 PM EDT
I DONT WANT TO AND YOU CANT MAKE ME.
Link Posted: 3/6/2015 5:31:24 PM EDT
But I like watching in my rearview mirror as it goes flying off.






*I had to Google "jit bag"
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