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Posted: 3/6/2015 3:59:23 PM EDT

CK SUCKING, TURD SLOPPING, COMMUNIST, OBAMA LOVING, TWINKLE TOED, SISTER FUCKING, KIDDIE TOUCHING, BOOGER EATING, NOT RE-WINDING THE GODDAMN VIDEO TAPES, VIRUS WRITING, BASEMENT DWELLING, PAJAMA BOY BLOWING, SELF IMPORTANT, JIT BAG, PETER PUFFING, FAGGOTY FAGGOT, MOTHER FUCKERS!

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:00:18 PM EDT

[#1]

LOUD NOISE!!!

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:00:54 PM EDT

[#2]

Here, take this little pill, feel better now?

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:01:11 PM EDT

[#3]

Don't drive so close.

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:01:25 PM EDT

[#4]

Tell us how you really feel OP .

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:01:32 PM EDT

[#5]

I like watching it fly off when I go fast.

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:03:33 PM EDT

[#6]

You mean driving 100 mph isn't a good way to get the snow off?

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:06:50 PM EDT

[#7]

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Posted: 3/6/2015 4:07:36 PM EDT

[#8]

You mean clearing a 4" tall, by 12" wide hole in the snow on the windshield isn't enough?

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:08:00 PM EDT

[#9]

Iirc they can pull you over for not doing it here now. Or its just some bs going around, never looked Into it

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:08:27 PM EDT

[#10]

You could ram them a few times to help shake it off.

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:09:13 PM EDT

[#11]

Drive fast enough and it'll blow off

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:09:32 PM EDT

[#12]

How about the motherfuckers who clear 1sqft worth of snow from the part of the windshield directly in front of their stupid fucking faces and leave 2 feet of snow covering the rest of the goddamn windows??

ETA: beat by 2 mins.

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:10:01 PM EDT

[#13]

Why would I go through all that effort when it will just blow off if I drive fast enough?

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:12:00 PM EDT

[#14]

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Don't drive so close.

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I know when I see a guy with a big pile of ice on top of his car, I get right up on his fuckin bumper.

I also enjoy driving underneath pickup trucks' overhanging loads and driving as close as possible to trailers.

Just good clean fun, really.

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:14:09 PM EDT

[#15]

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I like watching it fly off when I go fast.

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Yup, me too, LOL

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:18:23 PM EDT

[#16]

Total bliss is just one more regulation away...

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:19:48 PM EDT

[#17]

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Won't someone please just think of the children??

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:20:47 PM EDT

[#18]

Video tapes? You ARE from Pennsylvania, aren't you?

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:21:13 PM EDT

[#19]

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CK SUCKING, TURD SLOPPING, COMMUNIST, OBAMA LOVING, TWINKLE TOED, SISTER FUCKING, KIDDIE TOUCHING, BOOGER EATING, NOT RE-WINDING THE GODDAMN VIDEO TAPES, VIRUS WRITING, BASEMENT DWELLING, PAJAMA BOY BLOWING, SELF IMPORTANT, JIT BAG, PETER PUFFING, FAGGOTY FAGGOT, MOTHER FUCKERS!

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You tailgating again? Isn't that unsafe?

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:23:25 PM EDT

[#20]

No. Why do it when physics can do it for me? That, and get off my ass.

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:24:14 PM EDT

[#21]

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don't you mock the snowscope!

where's your sense of fun and adventure?

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:24:50 PM EDT

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No. Why do it when physics can do it for me? That, and get off my ass.

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Shitstain tailgaters

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:25:12 PM EDT

[#23]

Here I am on my way to work, OP.

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:25:12 PM EDT

[#24]

Don't tailgate my plow.

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:26:24 PM EDT

[#25]

How I roll.

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:30:14 PM EDT

[#26]

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You mean clearing a 4" tall, by 12" wide hole in the snow on the windshield isn't enough?

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That much huh? You put a lot more effort into it than I do.

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:31:49 PM EDT

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Here I am on my way to work, OP.

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Posted: 3/6/2015 4:32:59 PM EDT

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seems to be GTG for the guy behind me

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:35:05 PM EDT

[#29]

Methinks OP has some road rage/tailgating issues.

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:39:35 PM EDT

[#30]

Why does it seem that prius' are just the perfect enough shape to send their snow chunks directly into your windshield? I'm with you OP, you can clear most of that shit off with one sweep of your arm how fucking hard is it to have a little concern for others.

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:43:28 PM EDT

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That's what the salter and the wtf bright rear lights are for ;-)

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:47:09 PM EDT

[#32]

FUCK YOU BECAUSE FREEDOM, BESIDES THE SHIT CLEANS ITSELF EVENTUALLY!

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:50:53 PM EDT

[#33]

here have a snickers, you act like a douche when you're hungry.

Posted: 3/6/2015 4:51:03 PM EDT

[#34]

no need when the heater warms up the roof and melts the snow a bit and the driver pushes on the breaks and it slides down over the windshield and they cant see is when they stop to clear off the snow

Posted: 3/6/2015 5:03:14 PM EDT

[#35]

Try driving behind a semi with a flatbed full of snow on the interstate. It's like driving in a blizzard.

I bet the OP's head would explode if he did that.

Posted: 3/6/2015 5:06:13 PM EDT

[#36]

Not even a 1/10....no real sense of commitment to your rant. Just a bunch of yelling and I find it hard to believe that you're serious.

Posted: 3/6/2015 5:07:22 PM EDT

[#37]

Meh, we had a big icing, I'm not scraping my whole damn vehicle.

Heads up!

Posted: 3/6/2015 5:08:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 3/6/2015 5:11:49 PM EDT

[#39]

I don't rewind DVDs.

Posted: 3/6/2015 5:14:10 PM EDT

[#40]

lol

Posted: 3/6/2015 5:15:40 PM EDT

[#41]

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no need when the heater warms up the roof and melts the snow a bit and the driver pushes on the breaks and it slides down over the windshield and they cant see is when they stop to clear off the snow

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Um, that would be "brakes".

Posted: 3/6/2015 5:17:02 PM EDT

[#42]

Or you could, I don't know, maybe follow a little further back?

Posted: 3/6/2015 5:19:30 PM EDT

[#43]

Why would I want all that snow on my driveway where I'd have to shovel it?

Posted: 3/6/2015 5:21:43 PM EDT

[#44]

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I know when I see a guy with a big pile of ice on top of his car, I get right up on his fuckin bumper.

I also enjoy driving underneath pickup trucks' overhanging loads and driving as close as possible to trailers.

Just good clean fun, really.

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Don't drive so close.

I know when I see a guy with a big pile of ice on top of his car, I get right up on his fuckin bumper.

I also enjoy driving underneath pickup trucks' overhanging loads and driving as close as possible to trailers.

Just good clean fun, really.

What about when a two inch refrozen piece the size of a ford explorer roof, helicopters off at 70 and crosses an empty lane and almost slams into the side of my new truck? Got a smart ass answer to cover for other peoples laziness and carelessness for the others on the road?

Posted: 3/6/2015 5:21:46 PM EDT

[#45]

Fuck that.

Suck snow, bitches!@

Posted: 3/6/2015 5:21:57 PM EDT

[#46]

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Or you could, I don't know, maybe follow a little further back?

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How the hell can you tailgate when you follow at a safe distance?

That makes no sense.

Posted: 3/6/2015 5:24:20 PM EDT

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What about when a two inch refrozen piece the size of a ford explorer roof, helicopters off at 70 and crosses an empty lane and almost slams into the side of my new truck? Got a smart ass answer to cover for other peoples laziness and carelessness for the others on the road?

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Don't drive so close.

I know when I see a guy with a big pile of ice on top of his car, I get right up on his fuckin bumper.

I also enjoy driving underneath pickup trucks' overhanging loads and driving as close as possible to trailers.

Just good clean fun, really.

What about when a two inch refrozen piece the size of a ford explorer roof, helicopters off at 70 and crosses an empty lane and almost slams into the side of my new truck? Got a smart ass answer to cover for other peoples laziness and carelessness for the others on the road?

You have insurance right?