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Posted: 9/20/2005 8:50:41 AM EDT
breakfast. I love biscuits and gravy and grits.

Iced tea.

the RKBA attitude.

and FWIW, Texans are generally pretty well mannered.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 8:52:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Iced tea.




Sweet or Unsweet?

(not adding sugar, but brewed that way)

Oh and you forgot one other thing, you are in beef country,

New York steaks aren't as fresh as OK and TX.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 8:52:55 AM EDT
No snow...At least that's what *I* liked about Texas when *I* was there <<sigh>>
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 8:53:19 AM EDT
The best thing is that the men act like men and the women act like women. None of this metrosexual faggotry.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 8:53:42 AM EDT
BBQ!!!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 8:57:40 AM EDT

1. kindness/morals

2. chivarly

3. most definitely, the best food on the planet. (next to Italian)
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:00:54 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 9:06:13 AM EDT by TimJ]

Originally Posted By happycynic:
The best thing is that the men act like men and the women act like women. None of this metrosexual faggotry.



Don't even get me started......retrosexuals have an uphill battle here.

in point, a lady at work said my haircut looked like Matt Lauers and couldn't understand why I was jerked. Now I'm off for another haircut, dammit!

When I used to roam around Tennessee and Kentucky when I got back from Korea it was the girls, their *ahem* accessability, and their accents. dayum! Those Bible Belt girls are sweet!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:02:29 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:06:13 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 9:06:28 AM EDT by jmarkma]

Originally Posted By Ghostchild:

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Iced tea.




Sweet or Unsweet?

(not adding sugar, but brewed that way)

Oh and you forgot one other thing, you are in beef country,

New York steaks aren't as fresh as OK and TX.



Umm, In the south if you ask for tea its going to be sweet.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:07:25 AM EDT
The women are prettier down here in the South.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:07:38 AM EDT
Ya'll forgot about the fishing, food, and women.

Oh yeah, the word "Ya'll," too.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:07:40 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:08:07 AM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:
The best thing is that the men act like men and the women act like women. None of this metrosexual faggotry.



never been to atlanta, huh?



1. grits
2. gravy
3. girls


roy d....in that order
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:10:21 AM EDT
Girls
Hospitality
Did I mention girls?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:13:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jmarkma:

Originally Posted By Ghostchild:

Originally Posted By piccolo:
Iced tea.




Sweet or Unsweet?

(not adding sugar, but brewed that way)

Oh and you forgot one other thing, you are in beef country,

New York steaks aren't as fresh as OK and TX.



Umm, In the south if you ask for tea its going to be sweet.



You would think so, but here in OK its about 50/50.
Weird, cause everyone thinks I'm strange for ordering it all the time.

ITS GOOD!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:14:02 AM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:
The best thing is that the men act like men and the women act like women. None of this metrosexual faggotry.



LOL right on. And I'm not even from the south.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:17:25 AM EDT
of all the places ive lived i have found it is most easy to get laid in the south. Amen Y'all
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:19:04 AM EDT

Originally Posted By DvlDog:
of all the places ive lived i have found it is most easy to get laid in the south. Amen Y'all



I guess that shows our "Moral Fiber," huh
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:19:11 AM EDT
When you walk past a stranger, you and he both nod and say, "Howdy".
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:21:13 AM EDT
Long live the South!!!


ByteTheBullet (-:
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:23:03 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 9:24:19 AM EDT by EricTheHun]
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:24:29 AM EDT
I know quite a few Texans (not from Austin) that don't like to associate with the South. They just prefer to be Texans. What say you?
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:29:06 AM EDT

Originally Posted By happycynic:
The best thing is that the men act like men and the women act like women. None of this metrosexual faggotry.

We've got some gay enclaves in a few blocks of Austin and Houston. The EMT guys get real nervous when responding, they don't want to catch STD's from blood contamination.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:42:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 9:43:50 AM EDT by EricTheHun]
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:53:05 AM EDT

They are asshats.

Even in Texas, yep, we have asshats.

What was it that General Lee said about Texans?

Ah, yes....

My Texans, they never fail me!

Lee knew them well. Hood's Texas Brigade is sometimes called Lee's Grenadier Guard, his shock troops, the men he relied upon in the tightest places.

He took off his wide-brimmed hat and yelled, "Hurrah for Texas!"

His men had never seen him act this way. As they completed their alignment, the Texans were ordered forward by their commander, Brigadier General John Gregg with the command, "Attention Texas Brigade! The eyes of General Lee are upon you! Forward... March!

The Texans were shocked to see Lee ride into position in their front. It was obvious to all of them that Lee himself, their beloved commander, intended to lead them in this attack, which was clearly suicidal.

The stage is now set for what was arguably the most electrifying moment of the war. The Texas Brigade, without orders, slacked its pace, not wanting to see Lee accompany them on the attack.

From one throat a cry arose, "Lee to the Rear! Lee to the Rear!", and it was echoed again and again, through the Virginia countryside. One bold private even stepped forward and grabbed the reins of Lee's horse, Traveller.

Gregg rode to Lee and assured him that his men would drive the Yankees off if only he would ride to the rear and safety. Finally, a kind staff officer arrived with what was probably a little white lie about Lee being needed elsewhere, giving the stately Virginian a face-saving compromise.

He rode to the rear, and the Texans again swept forward. As they moved out, Lee stood in his stirrups and yelled, "Texans always move them!" In ten minutes of savage combat, over half the Texans were killed or wounded, but they bought Lee the time he needed to set up a devastating flank attack that Union General Hancock later said "rolled me up like a wet blanket."

As he rode to the rear, he encountered the next brigade, from Alabama. Upon learning their identities, Lee said "God Bless the Alabamians!" They asked him for orders, and they were simple:

"Just try to keep up with the Texans."



Yeah. Texans are Southerners, pure and simple!

Eric The(Doo-Dah,Doo-Dah)Hun



God bless Texas and the Confederacy
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 9:56:25 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 10:02:06 AM EDT
Gotta tell you, I got the idea that almost all Texans were pretty much assholes until I've found this board.

Now I believe they're well centered individuals with their act together

Except Micheal, he's still an asshole
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 10:30:06 AM EDT
1. People are friendly

2. The accent

3. The FOOOOOOD!

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 10:45:31 AM EDT

Originally Posted By deimos:
Gotta tell you, I got the idea that almost all Texans were pretty much assholes until I've found this board.



Don't get me wrong, Texans are STILL one of my favorite targets for a good natured ribbing.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 10:47:52 AM EDT
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee."
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 10:48:00 AM EDT
1.God bless southern accents on those girls.
2.Biscuits, taters, and gravy.
3.Elvis.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:01:30 AM EDT

Originally Posted By jmarkma:
Umm, In the south if you ask for tea its going to be sweet.



That's what I thought until I went to Dallas - half the restaurants I went to didn't even have sweet tea!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:05:39 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/20/2005 11:07:14 AM EDT by PanzerOfDoom]
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:06:20 AM EDT
1. Friendly People
2. BBQ
3. RKBA
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:07:10 AM EDT
KKK
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:08:28 AM EDT

Originally Posted By graywolf:
KKK


I'd venture to guess it is more active North of the Mason-Dixon.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 11:08:36 AM EDT

Originally Posted By graywolf:
KKK

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:38:50 PM EDT
Best Things About The South:

10. Collard Greens, Fresh.
9. People who live (and speak) in first gear, not sixth.
8. More guns does seem to lead to less crime, and it certainly helps reenforce #3.
7. Mustard BBQ.
6. Vinegar BBQ.
5. Fried chicken, homemade. Bojangles is a close second; KFC is not.
4. The majority of us natives actually passed the driver's ed test the first time.
3. Courtesy and tact.
2. Sweet tea. There is no other kind.
1. It's not Yankeedom.

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:45:30 PM EDT
Virginia Baked Ham
Biscuits with Red Eye Gravy!!.........yummy

Used to be a resturant near the Yorktown VA Battlefield that had a very good portion and price!!.......that was back in the 80's!!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:49:37 PM EDT
The Grand Ole Opry!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 2:57:20 PM EDT
Metrosexual faggotry tends to be more apparent in the Texas youth. Personally, I make friends much more quickly with older Texans than with those my age, particularly hunters and war vets.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 3:05:37 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing (ready) to jump.

She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee."

He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb ass Yankee."



Thats funny, Im tellin' that one at work tomorrow.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 3:05:52 PM EDT
Down here in GA most men still open doors for ladies, regardless of color.

Those that do not show an extreme lack of manners which speaks volumes of the upbringing provided by their parents, and their parents' level of poor education and social backwardsness.



Link Posted: 9/20/2005 3:25:02 PM EDT
I'm thankfull for the 5 guys I never met before that let me go to the Lodge with them... even after the driver , yeah I know his name...said " Who the fuck are you"?

Thanks again.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:29:31 PM EDT
Tea (a stand-alone term which, by southern definition, means sweetened and on ice)
Grits.
Biscuits.
Red-eye gravy.
Fish fries.
Whittling on the county square.
Sir.
Ma’am.
The Pledge of Allegiance.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:31:29 PM EDT
Has anyone mentioned the girls yet?

Athens, Georgia is the epicenter of all things beautiful concerning Southern women.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:38:09 PM EDT
You can't get good tea up north.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:39:08 PM EDT
The women in Lafayette Parish are the most beautiful in the world.
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:41:20 PM EDT
Three things I like about the South (in no particular order)

1. Freedom

2. The ability to be free.

3. The lack of not being free.

Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:44:00 PM EDT
The fact that TEXASS has my ex wife! Good riddance!
Link Posted: 9/20/2005 5:47:49 PM EDT
tomato gravy
cat head biscuits
fried gizzards
chilli
brunswick stew
blackeyed peas & onions
catfish
chicken wings
cole slaw
pickled okra

I could go on and on!
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