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Posted: 4/25/2014 5:31:59 AM EDT
Where the fuck are they going?

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider,
Sat down beside her, And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, bitch?"
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 5:37:00 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/25/2014 5:39:06 AM EDT by Jahdai42]
Thank you Mr Clay...

EDT:
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many kids, her uterus fell out
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 5:42:48 AM EDT
Little boy blew....
He needed the money.
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 5:43:01 AM EDT
So I got my tong up this chicks ass! Well what else you going to do when you're in line at the bank ! Hey!
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 5:52:53 AM EDT
old mother hubbard went to the cubbard to get her poor dog a bone....
when she bent over, old rover ran the fuck away, because a dog can't live on fucking peanut butter and shmegma smeared bones...
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 6:23:10 AM EDT
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came back with two fifty! Ohhhh!
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 6:25:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/25/2014 9:45:08 AM EDT by Mikhail_86]
I don't quite remember how the rhyme went but I did stick my finger in a dike once
Link Posted: 4/25/2014 6:26:13 AM EDT
Georgie Porge, pudding and pie,
Jacked off in his girlfriend's eye,
When that eye was dried and shut,
Georgie fucked that one eyed slut.

Oooh!
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