Long story short, guy accused my engine company (and specifically me) of knocking over his mail box. (shit happens, if it happens, FD's have good insurance to handle the situations, if it happens, call the fd up, nicely explain, the problem is fixed within a day, usually less) Thing is, his mailbox wasn't knocked over. That doesn't stop him from calling, threatening everyone on the recorded line, and making a general ass of himself. The brass calls the SO, who come over, listen to the tapes, then go have a visit with Mr Jackass.
He wasn't home, but he returned before they left. Seems he had some alcohol on his breath. One deputy put him through FSTs while another ran him. Positive FSTs lead to a positive bac test and he had extraditable felony warrants from another county.
Stupid people amuse me.