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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 9/18/2002 12:57:12 PM EDT
A Senate Committee composed of Senators Daschle, Clinton, and Feinstein have announced that the recent rescue of the Pennsylvania coal miners was illegal and will be reversed. The miners, by recommendation of the Committee, will be placed back in the mine. The Senators noted the following violations in the rescue process: 10. Heavy diesel equipment was moved to the rescue site without concern for possible air pollution. 9. Water was pumped out of the mine without first determining if it was polluted, or providing an environmentally safe catchment area for the water. 8. Numerous holes were drilled in the ground during the rescue, without first performing an Environmental Impact study. 7. No effort was made to ensure racial, ethnic, and sexual diversity of the rescue workers. 6. The Governor of Pennsylvania was heard to "Thank God" during a live television broadcast of the rescue, violating the separation of church and state. 5. Several people at this public, government supported, rescue mentioned praying. 4. The trapped miners did not represent a diversified cross section of American society. 3. Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Hillary Clinton were not given sufficient time to make speeches at the site. 2. The Senate was not given sufficient time to determine whether or not any Republican officeholder owned stock in the coal company, thus being responsible for the conspiracy that caused the mine to flood. And Number 1. No one mentioned that Al Gore invented mine rescues.
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