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Posted: 8/20/2004 6:47:51 AM EDT
Ok, so I'm sitting here working on the computer and BAM! I hear something hit my window. I look up and here is what I see.



Then the bastard starts tapping on the window like he wants to come in.

Normally bugs don't bother me, but this guy was at least 10" long. EEEEwwwwww....
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:49:11 AM EDT
Reminds me of that picture of the big ass spider under the clock.....
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:49:56 AM EDT
You should have a fucking shot-gun for that.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:51:14 AM EDT
my god its a land lobster!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:52:20 AM EDT
Here's a thought.... Move away from the nuclear cesspools...
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:53:16 AM EDT
How'd it taste?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:53:24 AM EDT
very large.....

how big is that window?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:53:59 AM EDT

Originally Posted By livefreeordieNH:
my god its a land lobster!



Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:54:40 AM EDT
locus plague
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:55:34 AM EDT
Are you serious? 10" ?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:55:45 AM EDT
I'd keep it


and name her Teresa.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:56:01 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Triumph955i:
very large.....

how big is that window?



51"x49"
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 6:56:58 AM EDT
One of the guys I play poker with was driving home one afternoon, this week. He had his windows down and, as he rounded a tight curve, one of these big bastards flew right thu the window and smacked him in the face. Wound up with his car in a field and a load in his shorts.

Swears that he thought it was a bird.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 7:18:57 AM EDT
God damn, I would have shit my pants if that thing got near me.
You didnt have any birdshot handy?

Kharn
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 7:29:10 AM EDT
Oh... my... f'ing...

What the he!! is that?

Link Posted: 8/20/2004 7:40:39 AM EDT
nice specimen, you should have tried to capture it in net, then preserved it with a coating of "shellac" and mounted it on a plywood board as a trophy.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:16:44 AM EDT
Alright I have to know too, wtf is that? A giant giant grasshopper?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:18:51 AM EDT
They GET that big here in the states?!?! I figured that bugs here in NA were tiny compared to the ones I was used to seeing in the jungles growing up in SE Asia.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:21:11 AM EDT
Holy cow!

That thing is huge! If it starts raining frogs and your water turns to blood...RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:32:34 AM EDT
Noticed you're in Florida. Would you happen to live by the Turkey Point Nuclear power plant?!?!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:42:25 AM EDT
WTF?




I'm calling a photoshop or exaggeration on this.... that just aint right.

- BUCC_Guy


If I'm wrong.... SHOTGUN
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:45:04 AM EDT
We get big ones here in Pensacola this time of year. The ones I see are usually orange and black, but still pretty freakin' big.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:45:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:48:11 AM EDT
That's it I'm not going to Florida cause a bug that size would give me a heart attack
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:51:17 AM EDT
Thats a funny looking dildo you got there.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:53:31 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 10:53:39 AM EDT
The Camera adds 10lbs....
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:07:57 AM EDT
I call PHOTOSHOPPED!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:08:54 AM EDT
Shotgun my ASS!


Get the 105mm howitzer with a beehive round!
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:09:19 AM EDT
Florida, the land that time forgot
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:19:32 AM EDT
How would that sucker score Boone & Crockett?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:34:00 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
WTF?




I'm calling a photoshop or exaggeration on this.... that just aint right.

- BUCC_Guy


If I'm wrong.... SHOTGUN



Gonna give me a shotgun? Sweet.

I don't have photoshop.
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:34:36 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 11:38:59 AM EDT by Q3131A]
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Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:43:52 AM EDT
I rather deal with those than them damn spiders
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:49:29 AM EDT

Originally Posted By 223DEVIL:
I rather deal with those than them damn spiders



+1

Link Posted: 8/20/2004 11:50:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 11:52:59 AM EDT by rayra]

Originally Posted By Stoney-Point:
How'd it taste?

Like Chicken. what else?
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 12:01:14 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/20/2004 12:04:51 PM EDT by Alien]

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Ok, so I'm sitting here working on the computer and BAM! I hear something hit my window. I look up and here is what I see.

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=28858

Then the bastard starts tapping on the window like he wants to come in.

Normally bugs don't bother me, but this guy was at least 10" long. EEEEwwwwww....



They do get about that big in Florida. Last time I was there I killed several of the evil bastards with a pellet gun at my aunt's house. I can remember the ants (not to be confused with aunt) eating a HUGE dead one in hours. Next time, maybe I'll bring a suppressed P22. You can travel with a can, right?

Now to go buy one...
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 12:21:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Alien:

Originally Posted By Q3131A:
Ok, so I'm sitting here working on the computer and BAM! I hear something hit my window. I look up and here is what I see.

photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=28858

Then the bastard starts tapping on the window like he wants to come in.

Normally bugs don't bother me, but this guy was at least 10" long. EEEEwwwwww....



They do get about that big in Florida. Last time I was there I killed several of the evil bastards with a pellet gun at my aunt's house. I can remember the ants (not to be confused with aunt) eating a HUGE dead one in hours. Next time, maybe I'll bring a suppressed P22. You can travel with a can, right?

Now to go buy one...



5320.20
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 1:59:35 PM EDT
not a photoshop I've seen them down here too
Link Posted: 8/20/2004 4:28:48 PM EDT
CRAP!

I have only lived here for a little over a year...if I would have known about bugs that big in FL I may have had second thoughts on moving!
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 5:59:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By guncrazy69:
not a photoshop I've seen them down here too



Can we get soe more pics with items to help us northerners put this into prespective please. I'm guessing this thing is about a foot long????
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:07:14 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:07:46 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/23/2004 6:29:17 AM EDT
Now those are drumsticks!!!!
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