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Posted: 1/13/2015 12:52:37 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2015 1:55:22 AM EST by ThePontificator]
Ya know, I am somewhat tempted.

And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!"

And so i just go with the $2 plain one.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 12:54:00 AM EST
Lol. That read like a deep thought by Jack Handey.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 1:01:01 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Hyperformer:
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Ha yes it did. I actually read it in his voice before I saw your post
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 1:01:16 AM EST
Remove the fun one before calling the law.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 1:01:48 AM EST
Originally Posted By ThePontificator:
Ya know, I somewhat tempted.

And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!"

And so i just go with the $2 plain one.
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I just think that having something like that on my gun is immature and stupid. I'd rather be caught with a bunch of tapco stuff on my gun.
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Link Posted: 1/13/2015 1:03:46 AM EST
Still waiting for something like that to actually have any bearing on a real case...
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 1:23:08 AM EST
My biggest problem with the show is that anybody serious about prepping wouldn't be putting it on TV.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 1:26:06 AM EST
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My biggest problem with the show is that anybody serious about prepping wouldn't be putting it on TV.
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Wrong thread
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 1:26:30 AM EST
Maybe you could just have "exhibit A" put on the cover.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 1:34:18 AM EST
The "Surprise Cockfags!" one is the only one I ever considered seriously. That movie cracked me up. If your so uptight that this would bother you, I wouldn't want to go shooting with you anyways.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 1:44:22 AM EST
Originally Posted By ThePontificator:
Ya know, I somewhat tempted.

And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!"

And so i just go with the $2 plain one.
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Get whatever you fancy. Something bad happens, use this and in two seconds Bob's your Uncle.

Link Posted: 1/13/2015 1:47:39 AM EST
Lol I'll pass
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 1:49:58 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2015 2:07:00 AM EST by Winston_Wolf]
... yeah, I've always considered them to be juvenile
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 1:54:14 AM EST
Never interested me, but zero fucks given - if I'm on a jury and someone used their firearm lawfully, I will process it as such and not by any dust cover.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 1:57:15 AM EST
I like em and the anxiety about legal issues is plain silly.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 2:00:08 AM EST
I like your avatar OP.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 2:02:43 AM EST
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All kinds of things exert subtle influence in every day life, for better or for worse.
To the general public, "Surprise!", "Smile - Watch For Flash", Punisher skull logos, and the like do not make the statement that the bearer is a mature, responsible adult.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 2:03:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2015 2:04:43 AM EST by familyman357]
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Originally Posted By DT-USA:
Never interested me, but zero fucks given - if I'm on a jury and someone used their firearm lawfully, I will process it as such and not by any dust cover.
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You will. I will. Will Aunt Ethel?
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 2:24:49 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2015 2:26:34 AM EST by RustedAce]
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 2:42:10 AM EST
Yay, another thread about what not to have on your gun if you ever have to defend yourself with it.

When has there ever been a case where it mattered?
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 2:47:12 AM EST
In before Massad Ayoob.
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The "Exhibit A" reminded me of this one.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 9:40:14 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2015 9:40:23 AM EST by CasualObserver]
Originally Posted By ThePontificator:
Ya know, I am somewhat tempted.

And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!"

And so i just go with the $2 plain one.
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So what else do you spend your evenings wringing your hands over?
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 9:40:50 AM EST
With the invention of 300blk, 6.8 etc using them for caliber identification is a great idea.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 9:42:42 AM EST
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Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 9:45:04 AM EST
[Last Edit: 1/13/2015 9:45:28 AM EST by DualRectifier]
It's true that a prosecutor will use that against you, but he will also use every accessory you put on that gun, every post you've made on AR15.com and any other gun site, any gun magazines you subscribe to, and anything else possibly gun-related to show you to be a paranoid gun-loving bloodthirsty killer. Not much you can do at that point. Just make sure it's a good shoot in the first place and you'll be ok.

Link Posted: 1/13/2015 9:46:39 AM EST
I want one that says "But I poop from there"
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 9:48:53 AM EST
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Originally Posted By usnpjs:


Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides.
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Originally Posted By sgwlower:
With the invention of 300blk, 6.8 etc using them for caliber identification is a great idea.


Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides.

ditto on my 300BLK pistol.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 9:50:32 AM EST
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Originally Posted By trackstarpre:
Lol I'll pass
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Link Posted: 1/13/2015 9:51:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By ThePontificator:
Ya know, I am somewhat tempted.

And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!"

And so i just go with the $2 plain one.
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I went through that exact same thought process. Same example, lol!
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 9:53:03 AM EST
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Originally Posted By crurifragium:
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And the outside should say "Not right now you don't"
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 9:53:16 AM EST
My dc has the latin phrase: Si vis pacem, para bellum

Guess I'm boned.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 9:53:57 AM EST
One of the instructors at the CCW course advised against using any of that "Zombie Killer" ammo for pretty much the same reason. Get a DA to present it at trial as proof of an unbalanced gun lover itching to shoot zomeone. (<-- intentional typo)
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 9:55:37 AM EST
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Originally Posted By sgwlower:
With the invention of 300blk, 6.8 etc using them for caliber identification is a great idea.
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Yep, for those of us with multiple calibers in the standard Ar platform this helps to not screw up. It's not so much for me as I also color code the furniture (fde is 5.56, black is 300blk, 762x25 tok is foliage green ect) but it's for the wife or somebody else like a dumb ass bil.


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Link Posted: 1/13/2015 9:57:42 AM EST
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Originally Posted By optimus:
Still waiting for something like that to actually have any bearing on a real case...
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they guy always realizes how farked he is and pleads guilty.

Besides, how would YOU know about local trials in, say, south Carolina? hint: you wouldn't.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 10:04:19 AM EST
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Originally Posted By usnpjs:


Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides.
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Originally Posted By usnpjs:
Originally Posted By sgwlower:
With the invention of 300blk, 6.8 etc using them for caliber identification is a great idea.


Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides.


where might one acquire one of these?
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 10:08:13 AM EST
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Originally Posted By optimus:
Still waiting for something like that to actually have any bearing on a real case...
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about 2 hours were spent on george zimmer having a round in the chamber, several witnesses were called to ask if this was normal
to include asking the bailiff, and a sky marshal if they carried with a round in the chamber. another hour of so was spent on questions
about the gun and if it was altered in any way, and / or if it operated the way it was designed to from the factory.

who knows how it would look in court. maybe you win, maybe the state has a hard on for you and may that "surprise cockfag" is enough
for that magic 51%.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 10:08:25 AM EST
Originally Posted By ThePontificator:
Ya know, I am somewhat tempted.

And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!"

And so i just go with the $2 plain one.
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What's funny about that shit is that it is just laser engraved.

I have a laser engraver here at work and to engrave that kind of thing of a dust cover takes me *LITERALLY* ten seconds.

What does a unlasered dust cover cost? $2? Put some cheesy laser etching on it, it's a $25 dust cover now!!!
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Link Posted: 1/13/2015 10:10:48 AM EST
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Originally Posted By DT-USA:
Never interested me, but zero fucks given - if I'm on a jury and someone used their firearm lawfully, I will process it as such and not by any dust cover.
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same here, but how often is a jury filled with people of normal intelligence. it would be a hell of a show if 8 of your jury were gay wouldn't?
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 10:12:12 AM EST
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Originally Posted By sgwlower:
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Originally Posted By RustedAce:



My rail/upper says "Ayatollah of Cola" on it, one side in English the other in Dari.

I am banking on getting off on the insanity defense.

http://i.imgur.com/3VjUqad.jpg

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Originally Posted By RustedAce:
Originally Posted By ThePontificator:
Ya know, I am somewhat tempted.

And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!"

And so i just go with the $2 plain one.



My rail/upper says "Ayatollah of Cola" on it, one side in English the other in Dari.

I am banking on getting off on the insanity defense.

http://i.imgur.com/3VjUqad.jpg


Between that and a CW video, i'm pretty sure you have a solid plan.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 10:18:04 AM EST
I want one that says "EXIT ONLY".
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 10:23:58 AM EST
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about 2 hours were spent on george zimmer having a round in the chamber, several witnesses were called to ask if this was normal
to include asking the bailiff, and a sky marshal if they carried with a round in the chamber. another hour of so was spent on questions
about the gun and if it was altered in any way, and / or if it operated the way it was designed to from the factory.

who knows how it would look in court. maybe you win, maybe the state has a hard on for you and may that "surprise cockfag" is enough
for that magic 51%.
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Originally Posted By tier1bro:
Originally Posted By optimus:
Still waiting for something like that to actually have any bearing on a real case...




about 2 hours were spent on george zimmer having a round in the chamber, several witnesses were called to ask if this was normal
to include asking the bailiff, and a sky marshal if they carried with a round in the chamber. another hour of so was spent on questions
about the gun and if it was altered in any way, and / or if it operated the way it was designed to from the factory.

who knows how it would look in court. maybe you win, maybe the state has a hard on for you and may that "surprise cockfag" is enough
for that magic 51%.
They tried to make a big deal out of the fact that he had not one but TWO flashlights on his person. One of them was a key chain light.

They keep harping on the BIG black flashlight he was carrying that was all of 6" long. They tried to make a big deal out of the fact the gun did not have a safety.

When they asked the air marshall friend if he would have shot sir skittels he said he would have shot him twice which was they then tried to use against Zimmerman

because he only shot once. They tried to say that if sir skittles was a real threat George would have shot twice.







8nBAIT




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Originally Posted By usnpjs:


Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides.
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Originally Posted By sgwlower:
With the invention of 300blk, 6.8 etc using them for caliber identification is a great idea.


Yup, my 300BLK has one that says it on BOTH sides.



I used a label maker.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 10:28:29 AM EST
Here's mine.

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And the outside should say "Not right now you don't"
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Originally Posted By crurifragium:
I want one that says "But I poop from there"


And the outside should say "Not right now you don't"


Link Posted: 1/13/2015 10:48:12 AM EST
Originally Posted By ThePontificator:
Ya know, I am somewhat tempted.

And then I get this vision in my head: I'm sitting in court after having shot someone in self-defense and some do-gooder prosecuter is holding up "Exhibit A" and telling the jury, "This gun fanatic is such a homophobe that he even installed a part on his assault weapon that says 'SURPRISE COCKFAGS!!!!"

And so i just go with the $2 plain one.
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I have thought about this.

It would be interesting watching the prosecutor explaining to the jury the meaning of zombies though.
Link Posted: 1/13/2015 10:48:28 AM EST
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Originally Posted By 8nbait:
They tried to make a big deal out of the fact that he had not one but TWO flashlights on his person. One of them was a key chain light.

They keep harping on the BIG black flashlight he was carrying that was all of 6" long. They tried to make a big deal out of the fact the gun did not have a safety.

When they asked the air marshall friend if he would have shot sir skittels he said he would have shot him twice which was they then tried to use against Zimmerman

because he only shot once. They tried to say that if sir skittles was a real threat George would have shot twice.







8nBAIT




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Originally Posted By 8nbait:
Originally Posted By tier1bro:
Originally Posted By optimus:
Still waiting for something like that to actually have any bearing on a real case...




about 2 hours were spent on george zimmer having a round in the chamber, several witnesses were called to ask if this was normal
to include asking the bailiff, and a sky marshal if they carried with a round in the chamber. another hour of so was spent on questions
about the gun and if it was altered in any way, and / or if it operated the way it was designed to from the factory.

who knows how it would look in court. maybe you win, maybe the state has a hard on for you and may that "surprise cockfag" is enough
for that magic 51%.
They tried to make a big deal out of the fact that he had not one but TWO flashlights on his person. One of them was a key chain light.

They keep harping on the BIG black flashlight he was carrying that was all of 6" long. They tried to make a big deal out of the fact the gun did not have a safety.

When they asked the air marshall friend if he would have shot sir skittels he said he would have shot him twice which was they then tried to use against Zimmerman

because he only shot once. They tried to say that if sir skittles was a real threat George would have shot twice.







8nBAIT








when someone ends up in a trial it will be a shit show, i personally have no need to add bubble gum to the pile.

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