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Posted: 12/11/2013 6:18:48 AM EST
My son got home from school a couple days ago, and noticed this white bird sitting in the garage. He took a few photos of it, and it hung around for awhile, before flying off. Yesterday, my wife said it was sitting on the house, and then in a tree in the yard most of the day. Kind of odd. I live out in the boonies. Never seen one around here before.

Did some magician just go out of business, or is it a sign?

I am tempted to take him out just for crapping on my weed whacker.





Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:19:16 AM EST
It means you have a white dove hanging around your house.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:20:03 AM EST
It means your house provides warmth and shelter from the cold and that there is food within a certain range.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:20:12 AM EST
Harbinger of death.

Dibs on stuff.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:20:13 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/11/2013 6:20:50 AM EST by camarojsmith]
Dibs

Damn it! 1 second.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:20:45 AM EST
Could be your son is Someone else's Son.

Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:20:50 AM EST
It means a prince will soon come to take your virginity. Prepare your anus
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:21:15 AM EST
It means that somewhere - a magician is unemployed.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:21:33 AM EST
It means that you are the world's savior.

Dress well and place nice. This is a huge role to fill.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:21:48 AM EST
It means your weed eater likely has bird shit in it.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:22:11 AM EST
7 days.......hide your dag
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:23:05 AM EST
It means you need a pellet gun, slice of bacon, and jalapeno!
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:23:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:23:33 AM EST
It means you have been selected to be a Zaddik, this is a huge responsibility and you will no longer have time to do anything but study the Torah in ancient Hebrew.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:23:45 AM EST
1. Place bird food in your hand.
2. Catch bird when it lands on your hand to eat.
3. ??????
4. Profit!
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:23:46 AM EST
Bird might have escaped from a cage, and now yearns for the security of bars.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:24:10 AM EST


Your 4-year lifespan is almost up? Send in that warranty card NOW!
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:24:13 AM EST
You're gonna get eaten!
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:24:14 AM EST
One got away
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:24:29 AM EST
white Doves signify Peace, Love and Joy. Kill it before you have that stuff in your life
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:25:14 AM EST
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Originally Posted By camarojsmith:
Dibs

Damn it! 1 second.
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Relax, we can split it up.

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Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:25:51 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/11/2013 6:26:38 AM EST by crossedsabres]
One did that at my ex-GF's house. Stayed for the better part of a month. I thought it was a sign for our relationship, happiness and and all that.

What it really meant was to warn me since it turned out she was a soulless ginger intent on eating my soul and sucking the life out of me.

Turns out her fake fits were covering the gaping hole where her heart should have been. Your white dove results may vary.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:26:12 AM EST
Serious answer: Someone around you raises doves and lost one. That bird has never been wild. It will probably starve to death.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:30:14 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/11/2013 6:31:31 AM EST by camarojsmith]
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:30:31 AM EST
Who cares what it means??? Freaking eat it!
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:32:47 AM EST
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Originally Posted By sixnine:

Relax, we can split it up.

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Originally Posted By camarojsmith:
Dibs

Damn it! 1 second.

Relax, we can split it up.

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What's this we? You divvying up my shit now?
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:34:21 AM EST
it means the fucker knows late dove season doesn't start up for another week.....fuckers are taunting me outside my office window too...
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:35:35 AM EST
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE

LEAD US WISELY
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:37:10 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Plumbata:
Serious answer: Someone around you raises doves and lost one. That bird has never been wild. It will probably starve to death.
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This.

Does it have a leg band?

Put some seed and water out for it, it isn't a wild bird.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:41:14 AM EST
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Originally Posted By ar2de:


This.

Does it have a leg band?

Put some seed and water out for it, it isn't a wild bird.
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Originally Posted By ar2de:
Originally Posted By Plumbata:
Serious answer: Someone around you raises doves and lost one. That bird has never been wild. It will probably starve to death.


This.

Does it have a leg band?

Put some seed and water out for it, it isn't a wild bird.



Don't know about a band. I haven't seen it yet. I have been at work both days.

I know most of the neighbors for a mile both ways up and down my road. No one raises doves that I know of.

I do have a bird feeder out back, but he hasn't seemed to go to it yet.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:41:48 AM EST
You are one of five semi-finalists for the Nobel Peace Prize.

Congrats!
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:45:34 AM EST
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Don't know about a band. I haven't seen it yet. I have been at work both days.

I know most of the neighbors for a mile both ways up and down my road. No one raises doves that I know of.

I do have a bird feeder out back, but he hasn't seemed to go to it yet.
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Originally Posted By extractr:
Originally Posted By ar2de:
Originally Posted By Plumbata:
Serious answer: Someone around you raises doves and lost one. That bird has never been wild. It will probably starve to death.


This.

Does it have a leg band?

Put some seed and water out for it, it isn't a wild bird.



Don't know about a band. I haven't seen it yet. I have been at work both days.

I know most of the neighbors for a mile both ways up and down my road. No one raises doves that I know of.

I do have a bird feeder out back, but he hasn't seemed to go to it yet.


A neighbor found one last winter. Caught it and read the ID on the legband. The bird was 45 miles from home.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:46:36 AM EST
Pre-heat the oven to 325F.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:47:34 AM EST
Looks like you get a Wednesday bird this week. Lucky.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:47:43 AM EST
It means that dinner is paying you a visit.

I love it when dinner shows up on its own accord.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:48:15 AM EST
Most likely not a dove, but pigeon.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:49:13 AM EST
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A neighbor found one last winter. Caught it and read the ID on the legband. The bird was 45 miles from home.
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Contacted the owner, and owner wanted to sell the bird to my neighbor???

Anyway, the bird was tired and hungry and did not feel like leaving till resting and eating for several days.

Took the bird out one morning and tossed it into the air. It climbed and circled several times, then took off in the direction of home. Neat animals.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:49:54 AM EST
This guy anywhere nearby?

Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:50:01 AM EST
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Originally Posted By R_Fury:
Most likely not a dove, but pigeon.
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Yup
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:50:25 AM EST
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LEAD US WISELY
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Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:51:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/11/2013 6:52:44 AM EST by ItWasntMe]
Harbinger of doom...or supper, your choice.

Wiki sez: In general, the terms "dove" and "pigeon" are used somewhat interchangeably. In ornithological practice, "dove" tends to be used for smaller species and "pigeon" for larger ones, but this is in no way consistently applied, and historically, the common names for these birds involve a great deal of variation between the terms.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:52:23 AM EST
Nice Stihl trimmer.

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Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:53:14 AM EST
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Originally Posted By AmericanPeople:
It means that you are the world's savior.

Dress well and place nice. This is a huge role to fill.
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Agree. Now can you please send me 5 1 ounce gold coins?
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:55:34 AM EST
I see a new episode of "Good Eats" in the making.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:55:40 AM EST
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 6:58:52 AM EST
Check his small feet. May have a note attached to it.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 7:09:55 AM EST
I consulted my magic 8 ball for you, it says Thou Shalt Build an Ark
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 7:12:09 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Snips:
It means your house provides warmth and shelter from the cold and that there is food within a certain range.
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Just looking for a home.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 7:12:18 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/11/2013 7:13:34 AM EST by bigrob83]
as mentioned not a wild dove
being a white dove its only a matter of time before a predator gets it

we raise dove never had them get loose though but it happens
doubt it has a band with info on it. doves are not used like homing pigeons
so they arent worth the cost of banding
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 7:13:35 AM EST
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Originally Posted By CWO:
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Thats probably about right. The white ones are normally 'pet' doves used in magic tricks, thats why it see the house a safe zone. Maybe someone will claim it soon.
Link Posted: 12/11/2013 7:15:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 12/11/2013 7:25:43 AM EST by BangStick1]
Probably a dove/pigeon that was released during a wedding.

Had it happen to me. I lived in an apartment complex. 1 day a I saw a white
pigeon fly out of a tree and land on a dudes shoulder. Dude just brushed it off
and it flew back into the tree. I knew then it was somebody's pet.

I went outside and just held my finger out and it didn't hesitate to jump on.
I was used to being handled so I took it inside and called the pet shops.
Eventually, I got in touch with a woman that raised them and gave it to her.

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