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Posted: 8/4/2009 3:15:50 AM EST
I was laughing so damned hard, I nearly drove off of the road. Enjoy.


Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:17:57 AM EST
Boy, you must love testicles.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:18:37 AM EST
"Mommy, what's a testicle?"
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:20:09 AM EST
Say what? Testyfesty? That's it, our civilization has reached it's nadir.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:22:59 AM EST
they have one in olean missouri
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:24:21 AM EST
"Come have a ball"????

You stood there and took a picture of that?

Nice...
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:25:14 AM EST
Those people have allot of balls putting that up on a bill board!
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:25:34 AM EST
you've never heard nutt festivals?

Rocky Mountain Oysters and such?
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:26:43 AM EST
Originally Posted By ftldrben:
"Come have a ball"????

You stood there and took a picture of that?

Nice...


Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:28:32 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/4/2009 3:29:20 AM EST by Silence]
Bet them people think furries are weird....
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:29:48 AM EST
Mountain Oysters are fantastic.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:33:33 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:35:47 AM EST
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
Originally Posted By goldtop:
Mountain Oysters are fantastic.


i'll take your word for.

NO TESTICLES WILL EVER FIND THEIR WAY INTO MY MOUTH FOR ANY REASON!!!!


I second the motion.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:46:22 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/4/2009 3:56:43 AM EST by eracer]


An American tourist in Spain is eating dinner at a local place and notices a guy a couple of tables over who seems to be having some sort of religious experience. Every time he takes a bite of his food he moans and looks up to the sky in ecstasy.

So the guy calls his waiter over and asks: "What is that guy over there eating that he's enjoying so much?

The waiter responds: "Senor, he is eating the testicles of the bull. They are only available on the nights of the bullfight."

The tourist looks at the other patron, still savoring each bite, turns to the waiter and says, "Alright, I'm going to try it. There's a bullfight tomorrow, and I'm going to try it."

So the next night the tourist comes in to the restaurant. The waiter brings him the plate. Two round balls in some tomato sauce sit on the plate, and the tourist dials up his courage and takes a bite.

"Oh my God," he thinks. These are amazing! He eats the entire meal, and calls the waiter over.

"I must say, that was one of the most delicious meals I've ever had. But I noticed that the testicles the guy had last night were bigger than mine. What's up with that?"

The waiter answers, "Senor, sometimes the bull, he wins..."

Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:51:37 AM EST
Originally Posted By SteveV:
Say what? Testyfesty? That's it, our civilization has reached it's nadir.


Excellent vocab usage. When I lived in St. Thomas we'd have to drive daily through a town named Nadir. Holy crap was it a shit hole. How ironic.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:58:06 AM EST
WTF is that shit.

Thank god I live in Miami...
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 3:59:21 AM EST
Originally Posted By Silence:
Bet them people think furries are weird....


Link Posted: 8/4/2009 4:02:21 AM EST
Originally Posted By thorshammerblow:
they have one in olean missouri


Arrggghhh, ya beat me to it thor.

As long as I've lived here, I still haven't been. Now that they've moved it back to Olean, I may go next year.

Testicle Festival
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 4:07:56 AM EST
Oh, that's just nuts!
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 4:17:12 AM EST
Originally Posted By PennsylvaniaExpat:
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
Originally Posted By goldtop:
Mountain Oysters are fantastic.


i'll take your word for.

NO TESTICLES WILL EVER FIND THEIR WAY INTO MY MOUTH FOR ANY REASON!!!!


I second the motion.


it passes
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 4:17:25 AM EST
What tickles?
Testicles!
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 4:20:51 AM EST
"you don't find many people with a taste for testicles now a days"
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 5:10:37 AM EST
Originally Posted By goldtop:
Mountain Oysters are fantastic.


That sign is nuts!
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 5:17:20 AM EST
Originally Posted By cwebbcam:
Boy, you must love testicles.


Link Posted: 8/4/2009 5:18:47 AM EST
Originally Posted By PennsylvaniaExpat:
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
Originally Posted By goldtop:
Mountain Oysters are fantastic.


i'll take your word for.

NO TESTICLES WILL EVER FIND THEIR WAY INTO MY MOUTH FOR ANY REASON!!!!


I second the motion.



I agree

Link Posted: 8/4/2009 5:18:54 AM EST
Hear about the guy with 100lb testicles?

He was half nuts!
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 5:20:41 AM EST
I may be wrong since I've never tried them, but balls just don't sound like good eating.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 5:21:21 AM EST
Originally Posted By cwebbcam:
Boy, you must love testicles.


Well, I wouldn't say that, however, I am pretty attached to my own.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 5:23:58 AM EST
Originally Posted By ftldrben:
"Come have a ball"????

You stood there and took a picture of that?

Nice...


Isn't that what you are suppose to do on vacation . . . take pictures of funny things? I tried to get my wife to pose by the sign with a WTF look on her face, but she refused.

Link Posted: 8/4/2009 5:32:20 AM EST
If anyone goes to the Mt site and checks out photos,be aware NSFW.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 5:40:17 AM EST
Originally Posted By goldtop:
Mountain Oysters are fantastic.


Rat cock lollipops might taste better than barbecued chicken breasts, but I'll stick to the tits, you enjoy those cock n balls.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 5:53:13 AM EST

Originally Posted By PennsylvaniaExpat:
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
Originally Posted By goldtop:
Mountain Oysters are fantastic.


i'll take your word for.

NO TESTICLES WILL EVER FIND THEIR WAY INTO MY MOUTH FOR ANY REASON!!!!


I second the motion.
COMMON! COMMON!

Even Obama's testicles, I know you'd do it

Link Posted: 8/4/2009 6:17:17 AM EST
You people are too citified.

I've participated in a few spring branding get togethers in SD when visiting for pdog shooting. It's not just branding. They dehorn and castrate the calves as well. The remnants get thrown on the grill right away, next to the branding irons. Helluva party, beer and testicles for everybody. To fit in I tried them, were pretty good, but I do prefer the steaks.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 6:24:33 AM EST
Is that on 90 East?
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 6:42:32 AM EST
Originally Posted By kcolg30:
WTF is that shit.

Thank god I live in Miami...


I've ben to Miami, there's a lot of dudes intrested in testicles there too.

Link Posted: 8/4/2009 6:44:51 AM EST
Originally Posted By The_Beer_Slayer:
NO TESTICLES WILL EVER FIND THEIR WAY INTO MY MOUTH FOR ANY REASON!!!!


Not even if you learned yoga or something?
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 6:49:20 AM EST
Originally Posted By SteveV:
Say what? Testyfesty? That's it, our civilization has reached it's nadir.


I remember that they had a festival like that in Ancient Rome once… Six months later, the Empire fell.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 6:54:26 AM EST
I always picture eating those as biting into that 80's liquid-filled bubblegum

What on earth would cause someone who isn't starving to even try them?
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 6:56:35 AM EST
Originally Posted By Prime:
Is that on 90 East?


I think that sign is just outside of Missoula, MT.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 7:04:12 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/4/2009 7:12:26 AM EST by eracer]

Originally Posted By MACD:
I always picture eating those as biting into that 80's liquid-filled bubblegum

What on earth would cause someone who isn't starving to even try them?

The texture is more like a Matzoh ball.

As to why...? Why would anyone eat a liver, or a muscle? It's just another piece of animal flesh.

Besides, turkey balls are better.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 7:04:32 AM EST
Originally Posted By Prime:
Is that on 90 East?


Not!

Balls are down south.

Link Posted: 8/4/2009 7:06:11 AM EST
Made me smile, but that was just because I was thinking of you almost driving off the road.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 7:09:51 AM EST
Originally Posted By hushpuppy:
"you don't find many people with a taste for testicles now a days"


unless you happen to be in a movie called wrong turn, or deliverance

Link Posted: 8/4/2009 7:17:43 AM EST


NO TESTICLES WILL EVER FIND THEIR WAY INTO MY MOUTH FOR ANY REASON!!!!


Link Posted: 8/4/2009 7:23:17 AM EST
mark 75101 eats lunch there daily. He told me that their balls taste much better than the ones he gets on his own.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 7:29:56 AM EST

Originally Posted By eracer:

Originally Posted By MACD:
I always picture eating those as biting into that 80's liquid-filled bubblegum

What on earth would cause someone who isn't starving to even try them?

The texture is more like a Matzoh ball.

As to why...? Why would anyone eat a liver, or a muscle? It's just another piece of animal flesh.

Besides, turkey balls are better.

I don't eat liver (or tongue, brain, tripe, eyes, etc.) either. A thousand pounds of steak and ribs and you go straight for the testicles?

I don't think it's gay, as I wouldn't eat cow clits either (though I'm sure there are people out there that swear it's the best part of a cow).
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 7:33:12 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 7:33:18 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 7:35:53 AM EST
If this is the same place I went to about 15 years ago. The sign above the entrance says "Dont be an asshole" And no I didnt eat any testes!
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 7:43:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By autumnsong:
Originally Posted By Prime:
Is that on 90 East?


I think that sign is just outside of Missoula, MT.

I drove past the 2005 version of that sign on a PCS drive from CA to MI. If it weren't for the scenery that sign would have been the highlight of the trip.
Link Posted: 8/4/2009 7:53:12 AM EST
mountains.....cool
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