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Posted: 3/12/2015 9:12:52 PM EST
this is frequently an all-day task, usually once a week. lapping a bunch of actions.

craptacular camera orientation because of how i had to prop it up.



basically, I get paid to masturbate for 10 hours straight once a week.

I have been training for this job my entire life lol.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:20:14 PM EST
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Video should be named fapping not lapping
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:22:59 PM EST
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I'd quit. Or the boredom would make me kill myself.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:24:14 PM EST
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That's nice dear.

Try to not go blind.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:26:06 PM EST
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most days it isn't like that. i have nearly fallen asleep, though.

I also feel dirty every time somebody looks over toward me when im doing this, even though i know they know exactly what im doing and what it looks like and arent the least bit put off by it.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:27:30 PM EST
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most days it isn't like that. i have nearly fallen asleep, though.

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most days it isn't like that. i have nearly fallen asleep, though.

I also feel dirty every time somebody looks over toward me when im doing this, even though i know they know exactly what im doing and what it looks like and arent the least bit put off by it.


I'd make faces and leer at them.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:27:36 PM EST
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most days it isn't like that. i have nearly fallen asleep, though.

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I'd quit. Or the boredom would make me kill myself.


most days it isn't like that. i have nearly fallen asleep, though.

I also feel dirty every time somebody looks over toward me when im doing this, even though i know they know exactly what im doing and what it looks like and arent the least bit put off by it.



Have you tried staring at them and moaning while you do it?


ETA  Dammit BES!  Got the jump on me.  

Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:28:07 PM EST
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I can't believe they haven't spent a few hundred bucks automating that.  
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:30:18 PM EST
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Pretty sure you're going to get Carpal tunnel syndrome.....

....or go Blind.


....or Both.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:31:08 PM EST
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all of us in that area have better things to do. if it could be automated, with the same results, it would be. fact is the machine would likely break more often than it's worth, and take longer to setup than it does to lap the action.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:31:48 PM EST
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I got paid to drive 12 hrs and reboot 2 servers today.





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you lucky son of a bitch.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:35:03 PM EST
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Have you tried staring at them and moaning while you do it?


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most days it isn't like that. i have nearly fallen asleep, though.

I also feel dirty every time somebody looks over toward me when im doing this, even though i know they know exactly what im doing and what it looks like and arent the least bit put off by it.



Have you tried staring at them and moaning while you do it?


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maybe i should do that, and make sure my mother is nearby making a phone call?
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:35:23 PM EST
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Damn you tire out pretty quick.  
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:35:26 PM EST
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I'd quit. Or the boredom would make me kill myself.


most days it isn't like that. i have nearly fallen asleep, though.

I also feel dirty every time somebody looks over toward me when im doing this, even though i know they know exactly what im doing and what it looks like and arent the least bit put off by it.



Have you tried staring at them and moaning while you do it?


ETA  Dammit BES!  Got the jump on me.  



You can post the Jack Nicholson gif, if you like.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:36:08 PM EST
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all of us in that area have better things to do. if it could be automated, with the same results, it would be. fact is the machine would likely break more often than it's worth, and take longer to setup than it does to lap the action.
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all of us in that area have better things to do. if it could be automated, with the same results, it would be. fact is the machine would likely break more often than it's worth, and take longer to setup than it does to lap the action.

It would be quite simple to make a robust fixture.  You should make one.  Just think of the profit sharing you'll receive!
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:36:41 PM EST
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Damn you tire out pretty quick.  


brevity for the sake of the video. I go for 120-150 strokes per action.

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all of us in that area have better things to do. if it could be automated, with the same results, it would be. fact is the machine would likely break more often than it's worth, and take longer to setup than it does to lap the action.

It would be quite simple to make a robust fixture.  You should make one.  Just think of the profit sharing you'll receive!


Trust me, it would be more trouble than it's worth. also, they all require different amounts of lapping.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:37:58 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:41:24 PM EST
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Do you only wear a glove on one hand to switch it up and make if feel like a different lady?
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:42:00 PM EST
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im pretty sure that isnt actually in his job description, or a direct instruction by his boss.

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touch screen phone. typically two gloves.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:42:47 PM EST
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I'd quit. Or the boredom would make me kill myself.




most days it isn't like that. i have nearly fallen asleep, though.



I also feel dirty every time somebody looks over toward me when im doing this, even though i know they know exactly what im doing and what it looks like and arent the least bit put off by it.






Have you tried staring at them and moaning while you do it?





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You can post the Jack Nicholson gif, if you like.




 
Too late!








Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:44:40 PM EST
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you lucky son of a bitch.
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you lucky son of a bitch.



It has it's good days

I also get to drive in blizzards and I'm on call 24x7

so it's not all gravy





Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:46:17 PM EST
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I'd quit. Or the boredom would make me kill myself.


most days it isn't like that. i have nearly fallen asleep, though.

I also feel dirty every time somebody looks over toward me when im doing this, even though i know they know exactly what im doing and what it looks like and arent the least bit put off by it.



Have you tried staring at them and moaning while you do it?


ETA  Dammit BES!  Got the jump on me.  



You can post the Jack Nicholson gif, if you like.

  Too late!




http://img.pandawhale.com/post-30824-Jack-Nicholson-Creepy-Nodding-t5bI.gif


Noooo the cuckoo one!
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:47:44 PM EST
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fap lapping , excellent.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:48:06 PM EST
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It has it's good days

I also get to drive in blizzards and I'm on call 24x7

so it's not all gravy





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you lucky son of a bitch.



It has it's good days

I also get to drive in blizzards and I'm on call 24x7

so it's not all gravy






By the sounds of it...........it's mostly "sauce" ...
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:48:50 PM EST
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It's Lappening
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:50:45 PM EST
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You people with jobs make me laugh.

Government money FTW yo!
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:55:26 PM EST
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Oh please, you make me blush.


 




Link Posted: 3/12/2015 9:56:15 PM EST
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It has it's good days

I also get to drive in blizzards and I'm on call 24x7

so it's not all gravy





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you lucky son of a bitch.



It has it's good days

I also get to drive in blizzards and I'm on call 24x7

so it's not all gravy








    Heh, Heh..........he said gravy!



Link Posted: 3/12/2015 10:12:53 PM EST
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that gif is great.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 10:18:23 PM EST
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That was my thought.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 10:26:17 PM EST
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That was my thought.


it may not have occurred to you guys that there is actually more involved going on that cannot be automated, and that this was a comedy post that is somewhat exaggerated?
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 10:31:12 PM EST
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That's the one.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 10:45:52 PM EST
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A better photo of OP...

Link Posted: 3/12/2015 10:49:39 PM EST
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Is wearing a glove on your strong had kind of like wearing a condom when you have sex with a lady?  Helps keep the mess contained?
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 10:55:19 PM EST
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Serious question, what grit and type of compound do you use?
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I'd quit. Or the boredom would make me kill myself.






most days it isn't like that. i have nearly fallen asleep, though.





I also feel dirty every time somebody looks over toward me when im doing this, even though i know they know exactly what im doing and what it looks like and arent the least bit put off by it.






I'd make faces and leer at them.





 
And then ask them to spit on me ... I'm mean the receiver


 
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Nah, this would be more accurate.  








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Serious question, what grit and type of compound do you use?

http://www.use-enco.com/ProductImages/0027400-23.jpg


Same stuff I use to lap the pivots for my knives. I use 400 grit what grit are you using?
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 11:09:14 PM EST
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Uh - with less than 100 bucks in parts I bet you could build a machine that did that for you all day long.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 11:14:24 PM EST
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Same stuff I use to lap the pivots for my knives. I use 400 grit what grit are you using?
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http://www.use-enco.com/ProductImages/0027400-23.jpg


Same stuff I use to lap the pivots for my knives. I use 400 grit what grit are you using?


I'm not sure, tbh. i've never looked that close, as we only stock the one type we use and i dont order it. I can get you an answer monday if you'd like.

400 seems right, though.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 11:21:41 PM EST
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I give up.

no. it wont work. there is more going on, it's just not funny to talk about that stuff.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 11:21:55 PM EST
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JDwRN2GBUj8
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 11:26:06 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/12/2015 11:29:06 PM EST
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How long do you feel the vibrating, after you leave for the day?
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I dont.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 11:33:31 PM EST
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I have no idea what you're even doing.  It doesn't look fun though.  Masturbation is only fun if it's confined to minutes counted in single digits.
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Lapping.

basically we run liquid sandpaper between the receiver's recoil face, and the bolt's recoil lugs until they are worn down and fully contacting eachother. this is a good thing.
Link Posted: 3/12/2015 11:38:49 PM EST
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Those of you who keep pounding IrOnbunny about building a machine need lay off. I believe him when he says he can do it better and with less headache not using a machine. I regularly have to lap silicon carbide seals for pumps. The Co. bought a lapping machine at a cost of 10k. It takes forever to set up to do a 10 min job and it has to have fixtures made for each individual size of seal. I can hand lap the seals in 10 min with an old surface plate, get the seals just as flat and have the pump back together before the lapping machine gets set up.
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