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Posted: 8/13/2007 4:29:28 AM EST


The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats
and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved."

Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or
even
"A Bit Cross."

Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea
supplies all but ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to a "Bloody
Nuisance."
The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was
during the great fire of 1666.

Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in
France are "Surrender" and "Collaborate." The rise was precipitated by a
recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country's military capability.

It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of
alert.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to
"Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective
Combat
Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance"
to
"Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher
levels
: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy
can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:31:19 AM EST
[#1]
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and predict a lock in 2 pages, with two account suspensions and one ban.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:32:25 AM EST
[#2]


That was good.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:33:10 AM EST
[#3]
Funny stuff..  
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:33:48 AM EST
[#4]
Funny stuff.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:35:40 AM EST
[#5]
that was hilarious
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:39:25 AM EST
[#6]
An oldie but a goodie.

Thanks for the Monday morning levity.

Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:42:33 AM EST
[#7]
nice chuckle from me


txl
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 4:48:22 AM EST
[#8]
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:10:29 AM EST
[#9]

Quoted:
that was hilarious


good stuff, thanks.
Link Posted: 8/13/2007 5:15:48 AM EST
[#10]
Heheheh. That was good, especially the Italian one.
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