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Posted: 2/16/2013 7:15:37 PM EDT
Saturday night... and I jump in the elevator to go downstairs. Want to get some cookies to go with my milk, while I'm doing laundry. (Sad as it sounds, that's no joke.)

Three girls in the elevator, dressed to the nines... obviously going out. One girl does not like the top she is wearing... a bustier. So her friend is adjusting it.

If this girl works her friend's tits any more, I'm gonna nut all over the elevator. Finally, I lean over and say, "I think it looks good."

All three girls laugh, we reach the lobby, they go off to their party or club... and I go get cookies.

Yep... I'm an old man. Never in my life would I have thought that 44 was old.

Please, whatever you do... don't tell my wife that she has nothing to worry about. Have to keep her on her toes, right?


Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:16:21 PM EDT
I've seen porn like this.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:16:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By knifewrench:
I've seen porn like this.
You watch shitty porn.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:17:22 PM EDT
Originally Posted By knifewrench:
I've seen porn that starts like this.


fixed for you, and FPNI
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:18:12 PM EDT
does this looks too small

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:21:55 PM EDT
Not small at all

IBTL
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:24:45 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:29:00 PM EDT
If you push that red button the elevator immediately stops.


Just sayin'.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:35:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:44:21 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheGrayMan:
Welcome to the South.
I've never felt so old.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:46:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By TheGrayMan:
Welcome to the South.


This.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:48:32 PM EDT
There were being nice to the old guy.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:50:38 PM EDT



That was a perfect scenario for a good'ol eye-burnin green-clinger Budweiser and Burrito fart..!










Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:51:34 PM EDT

So the new apt. is working out, eh?

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:51:55 PM EDT
When my wife and I had our first kid ( our early thirties) we lived in a duplex near the local university..2 girls from the Univ Women's Volleyball team moved in next door..late night parties and the sounds of long legged college girls getting fucked next door can drive a man crazy.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:52:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2013 7:53:31 PM EDT by surfininsm]
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:53:04 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:53:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By runcible:
Saturday night... and I jump in the elevator to go downstairs. Want to get some cookies to go with my milk, while I'm doing laundry. (Sad as it sounds, that's no joke.)

Three girls in the elevator, dressed to the nines... obviously going out. One girl does not like the top she is wearing... a bustier. So her friend is adjusting it.

If this girl works her friend's tits any more, I'm gonna nut all over the elevator. Finally, I lean over and say, "I think it looks good."

All three girls laugh, we reach the lobby, they go off to their party or club... and I go get cookies.

Yep... I'm an old man. Never in my life would I have thought that 44 was old.

Please, whatever you do... don't tell my wife that she has nothing to worry about. Have to keep her on her toes, right?




You move to Georgia and still choose a high(ish) rise apartment. What the fuck is wrong with you? Christ dude, the city has a death grip on your balls.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:55:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DD977GM2:
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+1
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 7:56:41 PM EDT
of all times to not have an elevator malfunction
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 8:00:40 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Noname:

That was a perfect scenario for a good'ol eye-burnin green-clinger Budweiser and Burrito fart..!



LMFAO!!---
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 8:02:31 PM EDT


That gif was so fitting I think you're w15ly's troll account.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 8:04:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By iwouldntknow:


That gif was so fitting I think you're w15ly's troll account.


Mess in his pants...how embarrassing

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 8:06:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By c439:
of all times to not have an elevator malfunction
http://carlysonenclar.org/images/signature.jpg


If it fell he'd have to have a true quickie
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 8:06:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By retgarr:
Originally Posted By runcible:
Saturday night... and I jump in the elevator to go downstairs. Want to get some cookies to go with my milk, while I'm doing laundry. (Sad as it sounds, that's no joke.)

Three girls in the elevator, dressed to the nines... obviously going out. One girl does not like the top she is wearing... a bustier. So her friend is adjusting it.

If this girl works her friend's tits any more, I'm gonna nut all over the elevator. Finally, I lean over and say, "I think it looks good."

All three girls laugh, we reach the lobby, they go off to their party or club... and I go get cookies.

Yep... I'm an old man. Never in my life would I have thought that 44 was old.

Please, whatever you do... don't tell my wife that she has nothing to worry about. Have to keep her on her toes, right?




You move to Georgia and still choose a high(ish) rise apartment. What the fuck is wrong with you? Christ dude, the city has a death grip on your balls.
Sorry to disappoint you, man. Guess it's true what they say...

You can take the boy out of the city, but you'll never take the city out of the boy.

Link Posted: 2/16/2013 8:07:26 PM EDT
Pics or it didn't happen.
Link Posted: 2/16/2013 9:19:38 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/16/2013 9:21:31 PM EDT by wwace]

Originally Posted By VoodooChile:
When my wife and I had our first kid ( our early thirties) we lived in a duplex near the local university..2 girls from the Univ Women's Volleyball team moved in next door..late night parties and the sounds of long legged college girls getting fucked next door can drive a man crazy.

I lived in a duplex upstairs while my ex was prego and the couple downstairs would either fight like drunken sailors or fuck like them, she was a little hottie as was the next door neighbor who had the exact same name as my wife.
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