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Posted: 10/9/2004 8:22:26 PM EST
sKerry on hunting deer:


"Deer, I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double barrel, crawl around on my stomach. I track and move and decoy and play games and try to outsmart them. You know, you kind of play the wind. That's hunting" said sKerry (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 7/5/04)
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:29:31 PM EST
Sounds like he had a guy like me tell him what to say...that is all...
Nutz...out...
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:41:23 PM EST
"crawl around on my stomach." HUH? what the hell is he talking about?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:45:35 PM EST
He doesnt hunt deer anymore, he hunts dogs.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:47:35 PM EST
WOW! He really knows a lot about hunting. Maybe I was wrong about him. He obviously knows what he is talking about. I will have to try that this year. Well, off to the gun store to buy a double barrel deer gun.
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 8:49:13 PM EST
Maybe he hunts in Africa.... Doubles are popular there..(oh but not in 12ga)...hmmm

MT
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 9:06:02 PM EST

"Deer, I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double barrel, crawl around on my stomach. I track and move and decoy and play games and try to outsmart them. You know, you kind of play the wind. That's hunting" said sKerry (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 7/5/04)


WTF? I wonder how his technique has served him? The next week he was quoted as saying: "I dont hunt much anymore. They (deer) are so smart. Teresa gets mad at me when I come home with a muddy belly and my 30-06 is tiring to carry around all day."
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 9:07:21 PM EST
"There you go again"!

If his lips move, it's a lie.

"Want to buy some wood"?


STUPID FUCK

Link Posted: 10/9/2004 9:08:04 PM EST
"play the wind....." more like "shoot the breeze"!
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 10:09:44 PM EST
sKarry don't hunt for sh*t.....he ain't never hunted before......during the war he was a "Hider"....her platoon would get washed away while shi watch...then later shi goes to steal the medals from her fellow soldiers That's how shi got all those medals that shi claims shi was awarded for
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 10:18:00 PM EST
I'm not even a hunter but that statement doesn't just drive the



into the red, it wraps the needle around the peg and breaks it off.

What a jackoff. Has this guy had a SINGLE thought in the last 30 years that hasn't been feed to him by some "advisor" that's on crack?
Link Posted: 10/9/2004 10:36:55 PM EST
OH MY GOD! He has a shotgun with TWO BARRELS?!?! Why would anyone need a gun with two barrels? Just how many deer is he going to slaughter?

Any gun that has more than one barrel is made for just one thing - killing as many people as possible as quickly as possible! These death machines must be outlawed, before the streets are awash with the blood of our children!

I'm emailing our beloved Sarah Brady RIGHT NOW so she can help us stop this assault on our families!

I hope we can get the Million Mom March in on this too!

I'm going to email everyone, just as soon as I can stop wringing my hands!

Please join me in this campaign! Think of the children! THE CHILDREN!!!!!!

Link Posted: 10/9/2004 10:40:06 PM EST
Here is Lurch trying to 'out think' dem dar deer

Link Posted: 10/10/2004 1:22:33 PM EST
Any one else hunt like this, play the wind a little, maybe piss in the wind to cover your scent?
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:23:03 PM EST
Yeah, he hunts deer, tax cuts are for the rich, he's for torte reform, he's not really for abortion (tricky one there), he won't raise taxes(shiiiiit), and he's for and against the war. All I can say is the Democrat's whole goal is to look really good while they're lyin'. All the talking heads say he won the debate but almost all them agree he was bs'ing. What has this country come to????? Well, he looks reaaally good while he's lyin, so I think I'll vote for him.

I'll do it better, and we have a plan!! I wonder if his plan has crawling around on his belly involved in it?????? And breaking wind! Probably!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:23:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By Killbot:
Here is Lurch trying to 'out think' dem dar deer

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Yup.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:27:20 PM EST
He said that in Wisconsin? I bet that went over real well! What a dumbass!
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:29:41 PM EST

He doesnt hunt deer anymore, he hunts dogs.

He became a cop?z
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:30:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By Chaingun:
sKerry on hunting deer:


"Deer, I go out with my trusty 12-gauge double barrel, crawl around on my stomach. I track and move and decoy and play games and try to outsmart them. You know, you kind of play the wind. That's hunting" said sKerry (Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, 7/5/04)



I saw that in an Outdoor magazine. That was a running joke around here for a while!!! I hope he dosnt think any "REAL DEAL" outdoorsmen bought that line of crap. But ya never know, I guess we will find out this season if we see any DU'ers out there belly crawling trying be be like there idol.

One can only wish.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:31:06 PM EST


CRC
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:32:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By mpearcex:
"crawl around on my stomach." HUH? what the hell is he talking about?




I've done that many times. You get down low and when you're right on top of the deer's burrow, you stick the double barrel in the hole and fire both barrels. Only, I use a 10 gauge. Then you have the dogs dig them out.

In all seriousness, many areas have shotgun/muzzleloader-only areas even within the same county. Never heard of a double barrel shotgun being popular for that. Usually a pump with a slug barrel.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:32:40 PM EST
I figured he would just charge the deer and shoot it in the back when it runs.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:34:27 PM EST
John F. Kerry = Fucked in the head
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:41:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By JJREA:
Yeah, he hunts deer, tax cuts are for the rich, he's for torte reform, he's not really for abortion (tricky one there), he won't raise taxes(shiiiiit), and he's for and against the war. All I can say is the Democrat's whole goal is to look really good while they're lyin'. All the talking heads say he won the debate but almost all them agree he was bs'ing. What has this country come to????? Well, he looks reaaally good while he's lyin, so I think I'll vote for him.

I'll do it better, and we have a plan!! I wonder if his plan has crawling around on his belly involved in it?????? And breaking wind! Probably!



Crawling around on his belly in his own piss would be more like it. Is that the derivation of "Yellow Belly"?

Link Posted: 10/10/2004 4:54:19 PM EST
I have hunted deer with a 12 gauge before. I also track and decoy attempting to outsmart. Wind direction can indeed be important. However, I do not play games with my prey, EVER. I dont consider any part of hunting a GAME. That is the part that should scare you folks, for real. It really is a glimpse into his character.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 5:33:21 PM EST
The lying shitbag couldn't keep his mouth shut long enough to sneak up on a deer. He would blurt out "I HAVE A PLAN" and the deer would haul ass.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 5:50:33 PM EST
What a horse's ass. Double barreled shotguns are for shooting game birds and clay pigeons. I have never hunted deer with a shotgun, but we do have shotgun/muzzleloader only areas for deer. These areas are usually close to population and done with a slug barrel. The damn idiot could not even lie with the right facts. If this guy becomes our Commander-in-Chief, we are in for a long 4 yrs. of ignorance and stupidity. My 15 yr. old son lies better than that.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 5:50:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By zoom:

He doesnt hunt deer anymore, he hunts dogs.

He became a cop?


Link Posted: 10/10/2004 6:06:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
He doesnt hunt deer anymore, he hunts dogs.



Looks like he bagged a beaut...

Some sort of water spaniel, maybe?
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 6:34:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By Skibane:

Originally Posted By MisterFloppy:
He doesnt hunt deer anymore, he hunts dogs.



Looks like he bagged a beaut...
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Some sort of water spaniel, maybe?



My dog is prettier than his dog. Mines a beagle mix.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 6:43:24 PM EST
"and every deer within 5 miles is laughing their white-tailed ass off at the idiot with the shotgun crawling around like a fool"...

SG
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 6:52:14 PM EST
What's scary about this is you are going to have a bunch of gun owners and hunters in states like PA, OH. MI and WV that are going to vote for this fraud.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 7:34:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By spm681:
What's scary about this is you are going to have a bunch of gun owners and hunters in states like PA, OH. MI and WV that are going to vote for this fraud.



Yeah, your right. Did you see the electoral map latley?

electoral Map
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:15:14 PM EST
Kerry's description of deer hunting is unlike any deer hunt I have ever been on. More likely he just made it up much like he made up a lot of things on his military service.
Link Posted: 10/10/2004 8:52:56 PM EST
Apparently, Kerry is also an avid dove hunter:

"John Kerry eats dove. Even better, he shoots them. From behind the stalks of a Southern cornfield, he'll watch them flutter and dart, and fire. 'You clean them. Let them hang. It takes three or four birds to have a meal,' said the Massachusetts senator. 'You might eat it at a picnic, cold roasted. I love dove.' " – from the Sportsmen For Kerry website
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