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You've heard of MENSA the group for geniuses with IQ's of 140 and above? Well this test is similar but it's from DENSA and it's a lot more fun.

Give it a try: Take this quiz, if you dare, and see how you rate. Write down or remember your answers and DON'T CHEAT!!!!!

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

4. How many outs are there in an inning of a baseball game?

5. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Yes/No

6. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

7. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

8. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes before you run out of pills?

9. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

10. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

11. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?

12. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

13. A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?

14. What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?

DON'T READ ANY FURTHER UNTIL YOU'VE ANSWERED ALL THE ABOVE QUESTIONS!
DON'T PEEK AT THE ANSWERS!

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The Densa Test Evaluation

Give yourself one point for each correct answer..... Good luck!

1) Is there a fourth of July in England?
Answer: Yes, it comes after the third of July!

2) How many birthdays does the average man have?
Answer:1 Just one!

3) Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
Answer:12, all of them have at least 28!

4) How many outs are there in an inning?
Answer: 6, three per side!

5) Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
Answer: No - because he is dead!

6) Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
Answer: 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!

7) If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
Answer: 2, you took them, remember?

8) A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes before you run out of pills?
Answer: 60 Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.

9) A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
Answer: 9

10) How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
Answer: zero...it wasn't Moses..it was Noah

11) A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
Answer: Meat

12) How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
Answer: There are 12 -2 cent stamps in a dozen!

13) A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?
Answer: Neither.The survivors would probably rather wait until they die to be buried!

14) What is the least amount of coins it takes to make 55 cents if one of the coins is a quarter?
Answer: Three coins. One is a quarter, the other is a also quarter and one is a nickel.

Add Your Score... How did you do?

Correct Answers Rating 13-14 Genius
10-12 Above Normal
7-9 Normal
4-6 Slow
1-3 A sandwich shy of a picnic.
0 Brain dead.... or blonde!

I must disagree with your answer for 9. There are 17 sheep left, but 8 of them are dead.

Other than that, I got the other 11 [:)]
I must give thanks to my father, the most literal man I know...

[Edited to say:] sorry, the other 13... Ive been running through too many numbers lately... (try decoding a 32bit CDMA string for 6 stations on paper and let me know if you can still count :) )

Jonathan

The other 11?

Number 10....Moses....Noah....Doh!!

I got 12 right. [:)]

The calendar one threw me. Damn!

I got 13.  The calender one threw me off.

You knew it was one of those jewish guys,LOL

Tripped up on the same one...

Got all the others right, though!

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