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Posted: 8/11/2005 10:07:39 PM EDT
My friend just sent me this link. He is right, the apacolypse has come.

www.columbinepaintball.com/
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:09:20 PM EDT
wtf over?
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:09:48 PM EDT
tasteless

but


I dont care
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:10:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:11:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:12:36 PM EDT
That better be some sort of bad joke or a trip to WY may be in order.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:15:04 PM EDT
Wheres Garandman? Isnt there something sacreligious about this shit?
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:15:16 PM EDT
That must be a joke.

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:16:00 PM EDT
Somebody needs an ass kicking.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:18:20 PM EDT
wow, just.....wow

EPOCH
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:18:31 PM EDT
WTF I live in Denver very good friends with a girl who was in Columbine, and my girl lives in Cheyenne. I should go piss on the place.

Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:21:56 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/11/2005 10:22:44 PM EDT by Bad_Aim]
I WOULD call for some sort of fire mission, but I think they get it about as much as an abortion clinic on the same floor as the maternity ward.

EDITED to fix wording
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:24:37 PM EDT
Shoot Them an e-mail . . . paintinfos@columbinepaintball.com
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:29:01 PM EDT
Looks to me as satire (in poor taste) but satire none the less.

Somebody is slaming America and Americans

GM
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:30:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/11/2005 10:40:11 PM EDT by EPOCH96]
WTF??? Leave the site up in the background and in a few minutes it takes you to a different site filled with Loony tinfoil hat stories

Different Website it takes you to!!

here's some examples of Linked stories at this www.columbinepaintball.com/scams



Popular shampoos contain toxic chemicals linked to nerve damage

Emperor's Clothes Articles on 9-11

FIREFIGHTERS VOTE TO BOYCOTT TRIBUTE

Censoring dissidents




ETA: IT'S A FAKE... See link below with story

Someone did some research


here's a few quick quotes:


Of course, with a little investigation the site turns out to be a fraud, a lark created by some buddies who posted their weird idea of fun to the Internet in June 2001 and were surprised when people got upset.

Buried on one of their letters pages is a disclaimer they once had posted in a prominent spot, then removed: "Columbine PaintBall is a web site for entertainment purposes only. Columbine Paintball is not an actual paintball facility, nor is there any monetary profits related to Columbine Paintball. However, the ignorant mail people send us pathetic [sic]. Apparently people will believe anything, such as believing that a plane actually crashed into the Pentagon on 9-11."

How sad that we can make a light-hearted frolic of tragedy! What's next, a flight simulator that allows you to pilot a commercial airliner into the World Trade Center? (If such a thing already exists, please don't tell me; I don't want to know.)

But our boys up at Columbine Paintball weren't content to quietly fade away, their little joke played on the ignorant masses. No, they decided to use their ill-gotten 15 minutes of fame to promote their skewed views on government conspiracies and cover-ups. Who really blew up the Twin Towers? Why is the U.S. government responsible for autism? Who is intentionally spreading the AIDS virus in vast quantities? The boys at Columbine Paintball have the answers!



Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:30:57 PM EDT
Seems fake, they got a hatemail section at the bottom. This would've been on the news if it was real.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:31:37 PM EDT
i guess this world has come to biggots like the owners of this place. shit def aint funny.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:33:49 PM EDT
like i said i will definately check it out next time i am up there might be in a week or so ...
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:38:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Inspector1:
i guess this world has come to biggots like the owners of this place. shit def aint funny.


It might assist others in deciphering what your message is if you could atleast construct simple sentences.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:39:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:41:06 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 10:44:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Wobblin-Goblin:

Originally Posted By Inspector1:
i guess this world has come to biggots like the owners of this place. shit def aint funny.


It might assist others in deciphering what your message is if you could atleast construct simple sentences.



Pretty much...was he ferring to dis place or dat place?
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 11:39:58 PM EDT
Man that's seriously wrong in sooo many ways
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 11:48:23 PM EDT
st00pid and totally fake.
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 11:50:02 PM EDT
fubar!
Link Posted: 8/11/2005 11:52:51 PM EDT
If it's real it's fucked up.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 8:52:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/14/2005 8:55:25 PM EDT by Bad_Aim]

Originally Posted By Inspector1:
i guess this world has come to biggots like the owners of this place. shit def aint funny.



Did you just turn a thread about Columbine Paintball into a staff bash? Piss off, troll.

ETA if that was actually talking about the owners of CP, then you are to grammar what dicks are to childrens birthday parties.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 8:59:08 PM EDT
it's owned by Micheal Moore!!!
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