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Posted: 8/26/2004 3:30:40 AM EST
The writer is a retired Navy Command Master Chief with 32 years of military service.
He was the last Navy Enlisted Bombadier/Navigator.

Reasons to vote for John F. Kerry

John F Kerry has promised to wage a "more sensitive war" on terror.
If the terrorists dare attack us again, Edwards will sue them and Monsieur
Kerry will get help from the French.
Surely, Jacques Chirac will save us.
This country needs more Courts like the Ninth Circuit, and more Supreme
Court Justices like Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
The Bush puppets Condi and Colin can be sent packing and Kerry will replace
them with quality people like Sandy Berger and Madeline Albright
Kerry will raise taxes on the greedy, rich Republicans.
He will also raise the minimum wage so that the fast-food workers will be
able to support a family of four.
The two Johns have better hair than Bush and Cheney.
Gay marriage and same sex adoption will become the law of the land and we
can replace Mommy and Daddy with Parent A and Parent B.
Kerry was one of only 14 Senators that had the courage to vote against the
mean-spirited, homophobic Defense of Marriage Act.
Tolerance makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
I own BOTOX stock.
Kerry served in Vietnam and in the rivers of Cambodia "like Martin Sheen in
Apocalypse Now."
He is not a girly-man.
Even though he believes that life begins at conception, he was still macho
enough to say "so what" and proudly voted against the ban on partial-birth
abortion and the Laci Peterson law.
Ashcroft will become history and we can have a real A1tomey General like
Janet Reno.
The evil Patriot Act will be repealed, the Constitution will be saved, and
our liberties will be restored.
Even though the right-wing fundamentalist wackos claim that Bush won every
F1orida recount, I know
that Bush stole the election and disenfranchised millions of African
I hate that "under God" stuff in our Pledge of Allegiance.
I also hate Bush, Big Oil, Halliburton, Neo-Cons, Preemptive Cowboys, Guns,
SUVs, Rurmsfield, and vice presidents who use the Fword.
Kerry has a real energy plan.
If he is elected, we will soon be driving hybrid Yugos powered by corn and
There will be no need to drill in ANWR and destroy the beautiful, pristine
The greatest minds in this country support John E Kerry: Alfred E. Newrnan,
Michael Moore, Jim
McDerrnott, Patty Murry, Janeane Garotaio, The DIXIe Chicks.
That is certainly good enough for me.

Please pass the Kool-Aid
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 3:34:48 AM EST
Alfred E Neuman is certainly one of the greatest minds this country has ever produced.  I believe he is running the Kerry Campaign as we speak.
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 3:36:34 AM EST
That is a funny
Link Posted: 8/26/2004 3:38:22 AM EST
More "Evidence "of Veteran support for the flipperkommie.
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