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Posted: 10/28/2013 7:45:48 PM EST
Patrolling an area and saw a car parked in a dark area. Figured it was just a couple getting their groove on so I decided to check it out. Upon approach I saw this:



Then I realized it was just an art project. I assume at least. Somone probaby just wanted to mess with the police. I did find this humorous though.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 7:47:50 PM EST
You know the economy is bad when you have to make your gimp suit out of paper mache and packing tape.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 7:52:13 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 7:55:06 PM EST
That would creep me the fuck out.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 7:56:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 8:01:51 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2013 8:02:34 PM EST by ch1966]
Originally Posted By tsay86:
Figured it was just a couple getting their groove on so I decided to check it out.
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WTF man! How would you like it if people decided to check you out whenever they figure you're getting you groove on?

Fucking Jack Booted Cockblockers!
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 8:06:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ch1966:


WTF man! How would you like it if people decided to check you out whenever they figure you're getting you groove on?

Fucking Jack Booted Cockblockers!
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Originally Posted By ch1966:
Originally Posted By tsay86:
Figured it was just a couple getting their groove on so I decided to check it out.


WTF man! How would you like it if people decided to check you out whenever they figure you're getting you groove on?

Fucking Jack Booted Cockblockers!


Link Posted: 10/28/2013 8:06:47 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 8:12:46 PM EST
Some lube and a flesh light and you got yourself quality work entertainment!

I've got a sudden interest in acquiring some "art". And a sudden boner.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 8:15:31 PM EST
Your story started off weird and got even stranger.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 8:20:22 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 8:46:36 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ch1966:


WTF man! How would you like it if people decided to check you out whenever they figure you're getting you groove on?

Fucking Jack Booted Cockblockers!
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Originally Posted By ch1966:
Originally Posted By tsay86:
Figured it was just a couple getting their groove on so I decided to check it out.


WTF man! How would you like it if people decided to check you out whenever they figure you're getting you groove on?

Fucking Jack Booted Cockblockers!
This. May fuck be with you for wanting to fuck with someone trying to get busy. DAMN that shit used to piss me off. Never failed.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 9:02:25 PM EST
Weirdest thread of the week at least.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 9:09:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Brian86992:
Your story started off weird and got even stranger.
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This.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 9:11:30 PM EST
Was anyone else's first thought at the pic, 'Don't blink'?
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 9:38:52 PM EST
You left the poor lady covered up in paper mache in the car
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:05:57 PM EST
I have a friend who bought an uncanny mannequin of an old man from a PBS auction (after we goaded and browbeat him into it). He would drive around with it sometimes, to fuck with the neighbors. There were a couple of times that people thought that there was an actual old man passed out from the heat.

I have had a couple of calls for dead bodies in vehicles where, at first approach, it really did look like it. Fortunately, they turned out to be misidentified.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:13:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/28/2013 10:15:16 PM EST by I-M-A-WMD]
Originally Posted By tsay86:
Patrolling an area and saw a car parked in a dark area. Figured it was just a couple getting their groove on so I decided to check it out. Upon approach I saw this:

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1380640_210369909141073_612625794_n.jpg

Then I realized it was just an art project. I assume at least. Somone probaby just wanted to mess with the police. I did find this humorous though.
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Well, I haven't seen any credentials.... What mall was this? (ETA: Did you call the police?)
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:18:46 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Tweek218:
That would creep me the fuck out.
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Not gonna lie. Right there with you. My first thought on seeing the pic: "Oh, God...I hope she didn't suffer long."
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:19:00 PM EST
Good use for PAKI tape
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:20:00 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ch1966:


WTF man! How would you like it if people decided to check you out whenever they figure you're getting you groove on?

Fucking Jack Booted Cockblockers!
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Originally Posted By ch1966:
Originally Posted By tsay86:
Figured it was just a couple getting their groove on so I decided to check it out.


WTF man! How would you like it if people decided to check you out whenever they figure you're getting you groove on?

Fucking Jack Booted Cockblockers!


You are like a giant cock-blocking robot, like, developed in a secret fucking government lab!!!!
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:39:02 PM EST
Tapies......because Furries is so yesterday.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 10:49:51 PM EST
Thats funny! I almost shot an 'art project' like that while clearing a building.

Sweeping room, , almost , then
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:04:50 PM EST
This is just not right


Originally Posted By tsay86:
Patrolling an area and saw a car parked in a dark area. Figured it was just a couple getting their groove on so I decided to check it out. Upon approach I saw this:

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1380640_210369909141073_612625794_n.jpg

Then I realized it was just an art project. I assume at least. Somone probaby just wanted to mess with the police. I did find this humorous though.
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Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:13:26 PM EST
Since when has the TSA patrolled areas? I thought all you did was touch balls and harass old ladies.
Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:21:16 PM EST
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Originally Posted By slappomatt:
This. May fuck be with you for wanting to fuck with someone trying to get busy. DAMN that shit used to piss me off. Never failed.
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Originally Posted By slappomatt:
Originally Posted By ch1966:
Originally Posted By tsay86:
Figured it was just a couple getting their groove on so I decided to check it out.


WTF man! How would you like it if people decided to check you out whenever they figure you're getting you groove on?

Fucking Jack Booted Cockblockers!
This. May fuck be with you for wanting to fuck with someone trying to get busy. DAMN that shit used to piss me off. Never failed.

Link Posted: 10/28/2013 11:28:11 PM EST
Figured it was just a couple getting their groove on so I decided to check it out.


would that be considered a perv or predator move?
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 12:09:04 AM EST
Originally Posted By tsay86:
Patrolling an area and saw a car parked in a dark area. Figured it was just a couple getting their groove on so I decided to check it out. Upon approach I saw this:

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1380640_210369909141073_612625794_n.jpg

Then I realized it was just an art project. I assume at least. Somone probaby just wanted to mess with the police. I did find this humorous though.
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Link Posted: 10/29/2013 12:46:40 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Scufflefluffle:
Weirdest thread of the week at least.
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It's only Monday, 13er
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 12:50:25 AM EST
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Originally Posted By BladedRonin:
Thats funny! I almost shot an 'art project' like that while clearing a building.

Sweeping room, , almost , then
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I almost shot a mannequin in my ex-girlfriend's house one night
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 12:56:09 AM EST
WTF is that thing with the sunglasses on?





Link Posted: 10/29/2013 1:01:17 AM EST
Freaky. That picture is full of it.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 1:01:49 AM EST
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Originally Posted By I-M-A-WMD:


Well, I haven't seen any credentials.... What mall was this? (ETA: Did you call the police?)
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Originally Posted By I-M-A-WMD:
Originally Posted By tsay86:
Patrolling an area and saw a car parked in a dark area. Figured it was just a couple getting their groove on so I decided to check it out. Upon approach I saw this:

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1380640_210369909141073_612625794_n.jpg

Then I realized it was just an art project. I assume at least. Somone probaby just wanted to mess with the police. I did find this humorous though.


Well, I haven't seen any credentials.... What mall was this? (ETA: Did you call the police?)


Haven't got around submitting my creds yet. In no rush to get into the secured LEO forum.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 3:15:38 AM EST
It's tape.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 5:59:25 AM EST
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Originally Posted By tsay86:


Haven't got around submitting my creds yet. In no rush to get into the secured LEO forum.
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Originally Posted By I-M-A-WMD:
Originally Posted By tsay86:
Patrolling an area and saw a car parked in a dark area. Figured it was just a couple getting their groove on so I decided to check it out. Upon approach I saw this:

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1380640_210369909141073_612625794_n.jpg

Then I realized it was just an art project. I assume at least. Somone probaby just wanted to mess with the police. I did find this humorous though.


Well, I haven't seen any credentials.... What mall was this? (ETA: Did you call the police?)


Haven't got around submitting my creds yet. In no rush to get into the secured LEO forum.


CSB. Let's just say I've seen some things too. [stares off into the distance]

The smartass smilie is all the credentials I have. Well, that and somewhere around here I have my honorary mall ninja midget badge. They said it was only good for a day, but I it's been with me on many a recon since the good ol' days.
<--------- There it is again in case you missed it the first time.
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 6:00:56 AM EST
LOL
Link Posted: 10/29/2013 7:15:30 AM EST
Sticky gimp did not appericiate your intrusion of privacy.

Please apologize to sticky gimp, for your safety.
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