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Posted: 8/21/2017 12:12:00 AM EST
Randomly decided to check recent arrest records in my local town

Lo and behold this chick

In for domestic battery. 500 bail.

What says the hive

fnh
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:13:28 AM EST
[#1]
Do it! Then post on here.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:13:31 AM EST
[#2]
Looks a little "methy" to me but hey, she likes to spar.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:14:36 AM EST
[#3]
Literal crazy eyes. 


She gonna steal your soul bruh 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:14:56 AM EST
[#4]
Only a couple meth sores on her face. What's the worst that could happen?
Go for it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:15:06 AM EST
[#5]
If you're lucky they'll be enough of you left for DNA identification. 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:15:09 AM EST
[#6]
OP is willing to pay for the pleasure of getting stabbed in the dick.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:15:37 AM EST
[#7]
Who'd vote no!?!

I don't even care what she looked like

"chase45 bails out _______"

Im in
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:16:42 AM EST
[#8]
Crazy eyes ...

Methy scabs ...

Do it and post pics.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:17:51 AM EST
[#9]
It's been awhile since you've had a women thread, this has potential. Do it
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:18:44 AM EST
[#10]
Spring Breakers Alien Bails the Girls out of Jail


Worked for this guy
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:19:07 AM EST
[#11]
His name was chase45.

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:19:16 AM EST
[#12]
See those eyebrows?  That's nature's warning symbol for "danger".  Like black and yellow on wasps, or that red hourglass.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:19:27 AM EST
[#13]
What ever happened to going to the local Humane Society to fill that hole in your heart.

Well, I suppose once you get here to wherever you plan on taking her, you can give the pimp hand and straighten her shit out if she doesn't feel obliged to repay you
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:20:07 AM EST
[#14]
This is the best idea ever.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:20:20 AM EST
[#15]
Is this some new dating app?

JailR?

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:20:34 AM EST
[#16]
Most of the time you only get aids 50% of the time.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:21:30 AM EST
[#17]
Is she one of the girls from the Casting Couch documentary videos?

I think she might be.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:21:55 AM EST
[#18]
OP's sig line sums it up
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:22:00 AM EST
[#19]
Do it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:22:58 AM EST
[#20]
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Looks a little "methy" to me but hey, she likes to spar.
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Yep, she's early in on that journey. 

Mug shots won't get better from this point on.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:23:31 AM EST
[#21]
FINALLY another thread worth subscribing to! 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:24:24 AM EST
[#22]
Oh this is a Chase45 thread I gotta be in on!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:24:36 AM EST
[#23]
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FINALLY another thread worth subscribing to! 
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Maybe even GoFundMe worthy
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:25:30 AM EST
[#24]
So you check arrest records for dates?

I know tinder sucks but god damn.

Eta: I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:27:09 AM EST
[#25]
Go for it. Get in on the ground floor of a train wreck.

That pic will be pic number one of a series of picks that just get sadder.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:30:51 AM EST
[#26]
In

Txl
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:31:10 AM EST
[#27]
Do it, stick it in her pooper and post pics
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:31:36 AM EST
[#28]
That's low for domestic.

She might kick it up a notch and cut you.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:31:49 AM EST
[#29]
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What ever happened to going to the local Humane Society to fill that hole in your heart.
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OP is trying to fill the hole in her...well...you know.

OP, either bail her out or commit account suicide.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:32:54 AM EST
[#30]
Grinder ain't working out for you bro?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:35:05 AM EST
[#31]
Let me clue you in, you will be responsible for whatever she does. NO!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:38:45 AM EST
[#32]
Definitely not guilty, I've seen you spend $600 on something that can cut you, what's the worst that can happen here? Do it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:39:00 AM EST
[#33]
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:39:26 AM EST
[#34]
How much? Does booking accept trade ins?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:41:49 AM EST
[#35]
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OP is willing to pay for the pleasure of getting stabbed in the dick.
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I doubt she'll even do him that courtesy. She'll probably say "thanks, mister" and then run home to fuck, then stab her boyfriend.

If OP wants to play, he needs to bail her out and then provide meth, or she won't stick around long enough to give him so much as contact dermatitis.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:42:31 AM EST
[#36]
She needs you to pick out the crank bugs in her back.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:43:50 AM EST
[#37]
Youtube > Ween > HIV Song
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:47:17 AM EST
[#38]
Do it. Herpes ain't no big deal.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:48:09 AM EST
[#39]
She looks like the type who will repay your "kindness" by tying you to your bed and then burning the house down.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:50:05 AM EST
[#40]
Wbat could go wrong? 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:53:25 AM EST
[#41]
Maybe just start with visitation

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:58:00 AM EST
[#42]
Doesn't it take moving the heavens to get a young girl locked up for a domestic?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:00:58 AM EST
[#43]
Sure, bail 'er out!

That way when they let her out, she can look at you like a creep, tell you to fuck off and get away and go straight back to the shithead (the other shithead, not you) who beat her in the first place.

Brilliant plan!  What could go wrong?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:16:40 AM EST
[#44]
Best idea EVER.  
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:18:43 AM EST
[#45]
What could go wrong?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:19:57 AM EST
[#46]
I've done worse.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:20:01 AM EST
[#47]
Fuck, I won't bail out a family member, why in the hell would you put your money on a meth head?

This must be a joke!



Some of you guys are literally fucking nuts!

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:21:51 AM EST
[#48]
New App idea.  "Bail-A-Date".  Will make millions.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:22:01 AM EST
[#49]
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:22:42 AM EST
[#50]
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Maybe just start with visitation

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Do people even get that reference to a movie from 1977?


PS Midnight Express. . . .
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