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Posted: 8/21/2017 12:12:00 AM EST
Randomly decided to check recent arrest records in my local town

Lo and behold this chick

In for domestic battery. 500 bail.

What says the hive

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:13:28 AM EST
Do it! Then post on here.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:13:31 AM EST
Looks a little "methy" to me but hey, she likes to spar.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:14:36 AM EST
Literal crazy eyes. 


She gonna steal your soul bruh 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:14:56 AM EST
Only a couple meth sores on her face. What's the worst that could happen?
Go for it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:15:06 AM EST
If you're lucky they'll be enough of you left for DNA identification. 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:15:09 AM EST
OP is willing to pay for the pleasure of getting stabbed in the dick.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:15:37 AM EST
Who'd vote no!?!

I don't even care what she looked like

"chase45 bails out _______"

Im in
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:16:42 AM EST
Crazy eyes ...

Methy scabs ...

Do it and post pics.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:17:51 AM EST
It's been awhile since you've had a women thread, this has potential. Do it
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:18:44 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2017 12:19:00 AM EST by Mah_lee]
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:19:07 AM EST
His name was chase45.

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:19:16 AM EST
See those eyebrows? That's nature's warning symbol for "danger". Like black and yellow on wasps, or that red hourglass.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:19:27 AM EST
What ever happened to going to the local Humane Society to fill that hole in your heart.

Well, I suppose once you get here to wherever you plan on taking her, you can give the pimp hand and straighten her shit out if she doesn't feel obliged to repay you
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:20:07 AM EST
This is the best idea ever.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:20:20 AM EST
Is this some new dating app?

JailR?

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:20:34 AM EST
Most of the time you only get aids 50% of the time.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:21:30 AM EST
Is she one of the girls from the Casting Couch documentary videos?

I think she might be.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:21:55 AM EST
OP's sig line sums it up
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:22:00 AM EST
Do it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:22:58 AM EST
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Originally Posted By Kevyn:
Looks a little "methy" to me but hey, she likes to spar.
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Yep, she's early in on that journey. 

Mug shots won't get better from this point on.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:23:31 AM EST
FINALLY another thread worth subscribing to! 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:24:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2017 12:24:37 AM EST by slims_88]
Oh this is a Chase45 thread I gotta be in on!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:24:36 AM EST
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Originally Posted By el_hombre:
FINALLY another thread worth subscribing to! 
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Maybe even GoFundMe worthy
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:25:30 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2017 12:26:21 AM EST by Krashdog]
So you check arrest records for dates?

I know tinder sucks but god damn.

Eta: I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:27:09 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2017 12:27:39 AM EST by neshomamench]
Go for it. Get in on the ground floor of a train wreck.

That pic will be pic number one of a series of picks that just get sadder.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:30:51 AM EST
In

Txl
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:31:10 AM EST
Do it, stick it in her pooper and post pics
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:31:36 AM EST
That's low for domestic.

She might kick it up a notch and cut you.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:31:49 AM EST
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Originally Posted By stinkypol:
What ever happened to going to the local Humane Society to fill that hole in your heart.
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OP is trying to fill the hole in her...well...you know.

OP, either bail her out or commit account suicide.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:32:54 AM EST
Grinder ain't working out for you bro?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:35:05 AM EST
Let me clue you in, you will be responsible for whatever she does. NO!
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:38:45 AM EST
Definitely not guilty, I've seen you spend $600 on something that can cut you, what's the worst that can happen here? Do it.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:39:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:39:26 AM EST
How much? Does booking accept trade ins?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:41:49 AM EST
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Originally Posted By KennyW1983:
OP is willing to pay for the pleasure of getting stabbed in the dick.
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I doubt she'll even do him that courtesy. She'll probably say "thanks, mister" and then run home to fuck, then stab her boyfriend.

If OP wants to play, he needs to bail her out and then provide meth, or she won't stick around long enough to give him so much as contact dermatitis.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:42:31 AM EST
She needs you to pick out the crank bugs in her back.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:43:50 AM EST
Youtube > Ween > HIV Song
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:47:17 AM EST
Do it. Herpes ain't no big deal.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:48:09 AM EST
She looks like the type who will repay your "kindness" by tying you to your bed and then burning the house down.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:50:05 AM EST
Wbat could go wrong? 
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:53:25 AM EST
Maybe just start with visitation

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 12:58:00 AM EST
Doesn't it take moving the heavens to get a young girl locked up for a domestic?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:00:58 AM EST
Sure, bail 'er out!

That way when they let her out, she can look at you like a creep, tell you to fuck off and get away and go straight back to the shithead (the other shithead, not you) who beat her in the first place.

Brilliant plan! What could go wrong?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:16:40 AM EST
Best idea EVER.  
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:18:43 AM EST
What could go wrong?
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:19:57 AM EST
I've done worse.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:20:01 AM EST
[Last Edit: 8/21/2017 1:20:56 AM EST by DaveP1]
Fuck, I won't bail out a family member, why in the hell would you put your money on a meth head?

This must be a joke!



Some of you guys are literally fucking nuts!

Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:21:51 AM EST
New App idea.  "Bail-A-Date".  Will make millions.
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:22:01 AM EST
Link Posted: 8/21/2017 1:22:42 AM EST
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Originally Posted By AmericaJr:
Maybe just start with visitation

https://media.giphy.com/media/4bvQltmMAbbEY/giphy.gif
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Do people even get that reference to a movie from 1977?


PS Midnight Express. . . .
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