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Posted: 9/23/2005 7:31:18 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/24/2005 3:16:10 AM EDT by mags]
You ever figure out how many miles your driving AND THE COST, my LIL" brothers driving 350mi to work a week, 3 X 350 miles equals $1050.00 a week just in GAS!!!!...never mind the vechicle cost and insurance considerations ? > WTF! A POINT TO PONDER IMO.........ETA....my fu...@ 20mpg its around $55 a week an odd 220 a month.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:33:23 PM EDT
your math fu is week - how many miles per gallon does he get? 1.0?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:36:32 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 7:54:35 PM EDT by fight4yourrights]

Originally Posted By mags:

driving 350mi to work a week, 3 X 350.00 equals 1050.00 a week just in GAS!!!!...





Are you REALLY that mathematically challenged?


15 mpg, 350 miles = 23.3 gallons * $3 per gallon = $70 per week.


Or we can use the new Federal reimbursement rate, which is something like $0.42 per mile. $0.42 * 350 = $147 for TOTAL COST, including depreciation, insurance, et.c....
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:37:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:37:43 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 7:38:31 PM EDT by WildBoar]
What the heck is he driving? I think a Tank gets better milage than his car.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:38:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mikejohnson:
your math fu is week - how many miles per gallon does he get? 1.0?



HAHAHA
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:40:28 PM EDT
Don't drink and post. Please.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:42:00 PM EDT
im glad im ugly, instead of dumb.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:43:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DvlDog:
im glad im ugly, instead of dumb.



I'm both, even I have better math than that
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:45:55 PM EDT
This is a joke right?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:48:20 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:51:21 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:52:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 7:53:20 PM EDT by JBowles]
LOLOLOL

OWNED

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:52:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mags:
You ever figure out how many miles your driving AND THE COST, my LIL" brothers driving 350mi to work a week, 3 X 350.00 equals 1050.00 a week just in GAS!!!!...never mind the vechicle cost and insurance considerations ? > WTF! A POINT TO PONDER IMO.




That would be a lot of money if it were true.

Alas, the private ownership of aircraft carriers is prohibited I believe.

GM
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:53:51 PM EDT
must be driving a jet aircraft to work
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:54:21 PM EDT
LMFAO....OUCH!
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:54:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mags:
You ever figure out how many miles your driving AND THE COST, my LIL" brothers driving 350mi to work a week, 3 X 350.00 equals 1050.00 a week just in GAS!!!!...never mind the vechicle cost and insurance considerations ? > WTF! A POINT TO PONDER IMO.



You do that.

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:57:03 PM EDT
Well your math skills suck, but you did spell MOST of the words right.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:58:14 PM EDT
WRONG!!! Time to put your sig line to use.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 7:58:18 PM EDT
... I see you work for my bank
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:00:37 PM EDT


This belongs in the, when the thread goes wrong vault.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:01:21 PM EDT
A grand a week in gas? He does realize the ignition has an "off" position? Easier just to let 'er idle 24/7 I suppose.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:02:51 PM EDT
Publick skool?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:04:10 PM EDT
One mile per gallon, huh? They sure don't make 'em like they used to.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:09:21 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 8:09:30 PM EDT by Greenhorn]
Well, Sheriff Drywall from Rider's Radio Theater had an SUV that got .5 MPG.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:18:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thelastgunslinger:
One mile per gallon, huh? They sure don't make 'em like they used to.



I swear my Tahoe gets only slightly better than that.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:18:01 PM EDT
This is why I don't do math around you animals.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 8:42:30 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mags:
You ever figure out how many miles your driving AND THE COST, my LIL" brothers driving 350mi to work a week, 3 X 350.00 equals 1050.00 a week just in GAS!!!!...never mind the vechicle cost and insurance considerations ? > WTF! A POINT TO PONDER IMO.



That would be correct only IF you were spending $3 per mile.

Anyone say, "Gas Guzzler Tax"???

Andy
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:18:01 PM EDT
LOL! I drive a Jet aircraft to work and it is cheaper than that. Check your math.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:20:37 PM EDT
Poor guy.... can anyone say "OWNED!"
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:26:55 PM EDT

I wonder if he's a she and blonde?
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:30:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mags:
You ever figure out how many miles your driving AND THE COST, my LIL" brothers driving 350mi to work a week, 3 X 350.00 equals 1050.00 a week just in GAS!!!!...never mind the vechicle cost and insurance considerations ? > WTF! A POINT TO PONDER IMO.



At no point did you stop and say to yourself "self, these numbers can't be right"?

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:34:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mags:
You ever figure out how many miles your driving AND THE COST, my LIL" brothers driving 350mi to work a week, 3 X 350.00 equals 1050.00 a week just in GAS!!!!...never mind the vechicle cost and insurance considerations ? > WTF! A POINT TO PONDER IMO.



Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:36:51 PM EDT
A train leaves Boston heading west at 50 miles an hour....

LOL

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:41:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By myitinaw:
A train leaves Boston heading west at 50 miles an hour....

LOL




..............and 4 hours later, somewhere in Northern NJ, I'm out $200 friggin' dollars to fill up the tank. I've still got a long way to go..........
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:42:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Cypher214:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v379/Cypher214/dumbass.jpg



That is so fucking funny I spit my brink all over myself when I saw it.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:42:48 PM EDT
Sorry Mags, I don't think you'll live this one down anytime soon.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:44:59 PM EDT
Thats the funniest shit ive read in a long time
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:50:26 PM EDT
Dude!
Delete your post NOW!

Link Posted: 9/23/2005 9:54:11 PM EDT
deleting is too late, its been quoted a few times. He should just post about 25 take the ribbing he deserves and laugh about it with us.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:04:50 PM EDT
This must be the new IRS audit math
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:15:14 PM EDT


Sure you haven't been drinking and posting, they don't mix well.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 10:42:12 PM EDT
the new math
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 11:11:20 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 11:19:02 PM EDT by PeteCO]
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 11:15:20 PM EDT
Tag for his inevitable return... I feel for the guy; I've screwed up some basic math before, but never on a public forum.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 11:25:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/23/2005 11:25:43 PM EDT by ctprelude]
I don't think he's goin to be back.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 11:36:24 PM EDT
LORD,I HOPE you dont do your own fucking taxes this year, you'll be like, honey, your not gonna belive this, we owe the IRS four hundread thirty eight billon dollars, HAHAHAHOHOHOHEHEHE
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 11:38:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 11:39:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mags:
You ever figure out how many miles your driving AND THE COST, my LIL" brothers driving 350mi to work a week, 3 X 350.00 equals 1050.00 a week just in GAS!!!!...never mind the vechicle cost and insurance considerations ? > WTF! A POINT TO PONDER IMO.




You, are not smart.
Link Posted: 9/23/2005 11:40:45 PM EDT
HOLY SHIT MAN!!

this has to be the funniest post I've seen here in awhile.


Link Posted: 9/23/2005 11:40:50 PM EDT
Maybe his Brother drives a tank to work? A tank that runs on high grade unleaded. Ok, maybe not.
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