My back door opens onto a deck. Lately, when I open the door to walk out on the deck, there's a spider laying in wait to run in the house. As soon as I open the door, these fuckers run in and dart for the shadows.
I always grab them and chuck them back out onto the deck, so they can go forth and eat more bugs.
I think I've grabbed the same one more than once. One guy, I swear I chucked him out three times. The third time he pulled a knife on me.
Anyway, I'm sympathetic to their plight. They've been chewing up bugs all summer, and now it's getting cooler and they want to spend the winter in a heated place. But I'll be damned if I'm going to share my home with a little fucker who ain't paying rent, or even pitching in on the beer.
Hey, I'm thankful for them keeping the bugs down, but seriously, it don't get you a free ride for the winter.
Anyone else dealing with these skulky little bastards?