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Posted: 4/14/2010 8:43:57 PM EDT

I'm about to eat some chicken that was sitting out for 24 hours. Made some stir fry with cabbage, jalapeno peppers, onions, brocolli, and bean sprouts. I opened the fridge to get the chicken breast I cooked last night only to find it wasn't there. I baked two last night and ate one. I found the other one still in the oven where I had forgotten it last night. No time to defrost and cook another breast and I just finished a big work out so I have to have the protein so I stuck it in the microwave for 2 minutes, chopped it up, cooked it a little more in the pan. So here it goes. If you don't hear from me after tonight I may have kicked the bucket from food poisoning.

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:45:06 PM EDT

[#1]

Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:45:08 PM EDT

[#2]

Promise?

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:46:54 PM EDT

[#3]

dibs......i got clorox wipes

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:47:27 PM EDT

[#4]

You eat off your jerkin' station?

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:47:52 PM EDT

[#5]

I cooked some chicken breasts the other day and forgot about them. So they sat in the oven for about 48 hours. lol

I considered giving them to the dogs, but I wasn't sure. what's the rule on something like that?

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:48:30 PM EDT

[#6]

We can only hope

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:50:16 PM EDT

[#7]

In before "I left my computer logged on while I was at the gym stalking random chicks."

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:51:06 PM EDT

[#8]

That cock sauce makes you even creepier than before.

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:52:31 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.

You might want to reconsider. In addition to 200 gigs of quality porn I got a Class 3 subgun, a 50 BMG, and a G Series FAL laying around just for starters.

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:52:41 PM EDT

[#10]

If you normally eat stuff like that, you will be fine...

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:52:50 PM EDT

[#11]

Cue the Curly Bill gif..

WELL.... BYE!

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:53:51 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.

You might want to reconsider. In addition to 200 gigs of quality porn I got a Class 3 subgun, a 50 BMG, and a G Series FAL laying around just for starters.

OPSEC numbnuts.

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:57:15 PM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.

You might want to reconsider. In addition to 200 gigs of quality porn I got a Class 3 subgun, a 50 BMG, and a G Series FAL laying around just for starters.

KY OPSEC prevents numbnuts.

Fixed that up for ya.

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:58:54 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.

You might want to reconsider. In addition to 200 gigs of quality porn I got a Class 3 subgun, a 50 BMG, and a G Series FAL laying around just for starters.

KY OPSEC prevents numbnuts.

Fixed that up for ya.

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:59:21 PM EDT

[#15]

Dear Lord,
Please make GseriesFAL actually regret his words for once, by making them come true.
Thank you
Arfcom.

Posted: 4/14/2010 8:59:57 PM EDT

[#16]

can we be so lucky?

I think not.

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:00:06 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

Cue the Curly Bill gif..

WELL.... BYE!

Buffalo Bill is more like it..

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:00:17 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:

You eat off your jerkin' station?

Well he did say he has to have the protein.

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:01:03 PM EDT

[#19]

1/10 for bravery.

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:01:43 PM EDT

[#20]

*fingers crossed*

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:03:32 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
That cock sauce makes you even creepier than before.

That stuff is delicious.

and

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:04:52 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
I'm about to eat some chicken that was sitting out for 24 hours. Made some stir fry with cabbage, jalapeno peppers, onions, brocolli, and bean sprouts. I opened the fridge to get the chicken breast I cooked last night only to find it wasn't there. I baked two last night and ate one. I found the other one still in the oven where I had forgotten it last night. No time to defrost and cook another breast and I just finished a big work out so I have to have the protein so I stuck it in the microwave for 2 minutes, chopped it up, cooked it a little more in the pan. So here it goes. If you don't hear from me after tonight I may have kicked the bucket from food poisoning.

http://i42.tinypic.com/14bt17b.jpg

One post too late....

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:06:13 PM EDT

[#23]

I don't know about food poisoning but that will be a painful dump tomorrow.

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:07:57 PM EDT

[#24]

Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:09:31 PM EDT

[#25]

More importantly you topped your dinner with "cock sauce". I'd be more worried about hepatitis and HIV with your addiction to the cock. Sauce.

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:09:37 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.

that might be it

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:09:38 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:10:38 PM EDT

[#28]

Bye dude,you were amusing for a while but then it got boring.

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:12:07 PM EDT

[#29]

Dibs. Guns will survive going through a car wash in the back of my truck. If it gets cosmoline out of an SKS, it'll get GSeriesFAL juice out of his weapons.

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:12:31 PM EDT

[#30]

* Sees thread title, starts praying fervently. *

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:12:43 PM EDT

[#31]

You have managed to make stir fry look unappetizing

looks like crap. and not worthy of teh cock.

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:14:05 PM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:

Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.

You're trying too hard. Really.

As I posted in a previous GseriesFAIL thread:

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:15:47 PM EDT

[#33]

Quoted:
Bye dude,you were amusing for a while but then it got boring.

Burnout, it's comming

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:32:31 PM EDT

[#34]

I got a fortune for you: For 2 days the porcelain master will be your friend.

Lucky numbers: 5 56 87

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:35:13 PM EDT

[#35]

Quoted:
Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.

Oh you are going to regret posting that on GD.

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:36:00 PM EDT

[#36]

No KY=FAIL!

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:36:44 PM EDT

[#37]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.

Oh you are going to regret posting that on GD.

No he loves it and he does it on purpose.

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:37:05 PM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Cue the Curly Bill gif..

WELL.... BYE!

Buffalo Bill is more like it..

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r316/MACDD/buffalo_bill.jpg

I'm cryin' over you............

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:40:32 PM EDT

[#39]

Is

or

more appropriate?

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:41:50 PM EDT

[#40]

Quoted:

Cue the Curly Bill gif..

WELL.... BYE!

Well....Bye!

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:43:22 PM EDT

[#41]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.

You might want to reconsider. In addition to 200 gigs of quality porn I got a Class 3 subgun, a 50 BMG, and a G Series FAL laying around just for starters.

Wait. So is this your last post ever? Or was it the other you said would be?

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:45:52 PM EDT

[#42]

A "look at me" thread started by one of our resident attention whores?

Unpossible!

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:47:37 PM EDT

[#43]

goodbye.

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:51:27 PM EDT

[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Bye dude,you were amusing for a while but then it got boring.

Burnout, it's comming

here it is .......

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:52:02 PM EDT

[#45]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.

You're trying too hard. Really.

As I posted in a previous GseriesFAIL thread:
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/18/stop_posting_cat.jpg

Well at least I see that I am not on your ignore list

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:53:19 PM EDT

[#46]

Awwwww shucks! This place just wouldn't be the same without your daily doses of disturbing

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:53:56 PM EDT

[#47]

We barely knew ye...

Posted: 4/14/2010 9:55:16 PM EDT

[#48]

Quoted:

I'm about to eat some chicken that was sitting out for 24 hours. Made some stir fry with cabbage, jalapeno peppers, onions, brocolli, and bean sprouts. I opened the fridge to get the chicken breast I cooked last night only to find it wasn't there. I baked two last night and ate one. I found the other one still in the oven where I had forgotten it last night. No time to defrost and cook another breast and I just finished a big work out so I have to have the protein so I stuck it in the microwave for 2 minutes, chopped it up, cooked it a little more in the pan. So here it goes. If you don't hear from me after tonight I may have kicked the bucket from food poisoning.

http://i42.tinypic.com/14bt17b.jpg

Just don't spill all the jizz in it.

Posted: 4/14/2010 10:05:22 PM EDT

[#49]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.

You might want to reconsider. In addition to 200 gigs of quality porn I got a Class 3 subgun, a 50 BMG, and a G Series FAL laying around just for starters.

KY OPSEC prevents numbnuts.

Fixed that up for ya.

Are you certain he didn't get the desensitizing kind?

Posted: 4/14/2010 10:16:09 PM EDT

[#50]

We should be so lucky. And so should the poor girls at the gym.

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