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Posted: 4/14/2010 7:43:57 PM EST
I'm about to eat some chicken that was sitting out for 24 hours. Made some stir fry with cabbage, jalapeno peppers, onions, brocolli, and bean sprouts. I opened the fridge to get the chicken breast I cooked last night only to find it wasn't there. I baked two last night and ate one. I found the other one still in the oven where I had forgotten it last night. No time to defrost and cook another breast and I just finished a big work out so I have to have the protein so I stuck it in the microwave for 2 minutes, chopped it up, cooked it a little more in the pan. So here it goes. If you don't hear from me after tonight I may have kicked the bucket from food poisoning.




Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:45:06 PM EST
Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:45:08 PM EST
Promise?
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:46:54 PM EST
dibs......i got clorox wipes
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:47:27 PM EST
You eat off your jerkin' station?  



Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:47:52 PM EST
I cooked some chicken breasts the other day and forgot about them.  So they sat in the oven for about 48 hours.  lol

I considered giving them to the dogs, but I wasn't sure.  what's the rule on something like that?
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:48:30 PM EST
We can only hope
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:50:16 PM EST
In before "I left my computer logged on while I was at the gym stalking random chicks."
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:51:06 PM EST
That cock sauce makes you even creepier than before.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:52:31 PM EST
Quoted:
Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.


You might want to reconsider. In addition to 200 gigs of quality porn I got a Class 3 subgun, a 50 BMG, and a G Series FAL laying around just for starters.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:52:41 PM EST
If you normally eat stuff like that, you will be fine...
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:52:50 PM EST
Cue the Curly Bill gif..

WELL.... BYE!
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:53:51 PM EST
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Quoted:
Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.


You might want to reconsider. In addition to 200 gigs of quality porn I got a Class 3 subgun, a 50 BMG, and a G Series FAL laying around just for starters.


OPSEC numbnuts.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:57:15 PM EST
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Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.


You might want to reconsider. In addition to 200 gigs of quality porn I got a Class 3 subgun, a 50 BMG, and a G Series FAL laying around just for starters.


KY OPSEC prevents numbnuts.


Fixed that up for ya.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:58:54 PM EST



Quoted:



Quoted:


Quoted:


Quoted:

Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.




You might want to reconsider. In addition to 200 gigs of quality porn I got a Class 3 subgun, a 50 BMG, and a G Series FAL laying around just for starters.




KY OPSEC prevents numbnuts.




Fixed that up for ya.






 
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:59:21 PM EST
Dear Lord,
Please make GseriesFAL actually regret his words for once, by making them come true.
Thank you
Arfcom.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 7:59:57 PM EST
can we be so lucky?


I think not.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:00:06 PM EST



Quoted:


Cue the Curly Bill gif..



WELL.... BYE!


Buffalo Bill is more like it..








 
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:00:17 PM EST



Quoted:


You eat off your jerkin' station?  




Well he did say he has to have the protein.



 
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:01:03 PM EST
1/10 for bravery.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:01:43 PM EST
*fingers crossed*

 
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:03:32 PM EST
Quoted:
That cock sauce makes you even creepier than before.


That stuff is delicious.

and

Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:04:52 PM EST
Quoted:
I'm about to eat some chicken that was sitting out for 24 hours. Made some stir fry with cabbage, jalapeno peppers, onions, brocolli, and bean sprouts. I opened the fridge to get the chicken breast I cooked last night only to find it wasn't there. I baked two last night and ate one. I found the other one still in the oven where I had forgotten it last night. No time to defrost and cook another breast and I just finished a big work out so I have to have the protein so I stuck it in the microwave for 2 minutes, chopped it up, cooked it a little more in the pan. So here it goes. If you don't hear from me after tonight I may have kicked the bucket from food poisoning.




http://i42.tinypic.com/14bt17b.jpg



One post too late....
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:06:13 PM EST
I don't know about food poisoning but that will be a painful dump tomorrow.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:07:57 PM EST
Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:09:31 PM EST
More importantly you topped your dinner with "cock sauce".  I'd be more worried about hepatitis and HIV with your addiction to the cock.  Sauce.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:09:37 PM EST
Quoted:
Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.


that might be it
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:09:38 PM EST
Quoted:
Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.


Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:10:38 PM EST
Bye dude,you were amusing for a while but then it got boring.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:12:07 PM EST
Dibs. Guns will survive going through a car wash in the back of my truck. If it gets cosmoline out of an SKS, it'll get GSeriesFAL juice out of his weapons.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:12:31 PM EST
* Sees thread title, starts praying fervently. *
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:12:43 PM EST
You have managed to make stir fry look unappetizing

looks like crap. and not worthy of teh cock.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:14:05 PM EST



Quoted:


Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.


You're trying too hard. Really.



As I posted in a previous GseriesFAIL thread:






 
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:15:47 PM EST
Quoted:
Bye dude,you were amusing for a while but then it got boring.


Burnout, it's comming
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:32:31 PM EST
I got a fortune for you: For 2 days the porcelain master will be your friend.

Lucky numbers: 5 56 87
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:35:13 PM EST
Quoted:
Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.


Oh you are going to regret posting that on GD.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:36:00 PM EST
No KY=FAIL!
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:36:44 PM EST
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Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.


Oh you are going to regret posting that on GD.


No he loves it and he does it on purpose.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:37:05 PM EST
Quoted:

Quoted:
Cue the Curly Bill gif..

WELL.... BYE!

Buffalo Bill is more like it..

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r316/MACDD/buffalo_bill.jpg
 


I'm cryin' over you............
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:40:32 PM EST
Is






or






more appropriate?




 
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:41:50 PM EST



Quoted:


Cue the Curly Bill gif..



WELL.... BYE!







Well....Bye!



 
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:43:22 PM EST
Quoted:
Quoted:
Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.


You might want to reconsider. In addition to 200 gigs of quality porn I got a Class 3 subgun, a 50 BMG, and a G Series FAL laying around just for starters.


Wait.  So is this your last post ever? Or was it the other you said would be?
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:45:52 PM EST
A "look at me" thread started by one of our resident attention whores?

Unpossible!
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:47:37 PM EST
goodbye.
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:51:27 PM EST



Quoted:



Quoted:

Bye dude,you were amusing for a while but then it got boring.




Burnout, it's comming


here it is .......






 
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:52:02 PM EST
Quoted:

Quoted:
Well I ate it all. It was pretty good. I feel okay except my head is sweating profusely. I think it's from the jalapenos and all the cock sauce I swallowed.

You're trying too hard. Really.

As I posted in a previous GseriesFAIL thread:
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/18/stop_posting_cat.jpg
 


Well at least I see that I am not on your ignore list
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:53:19 PM EST
Awwwww shucks!  This place just wouldn't be the same without your daily doses of disturbing
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:53:56 PM EST
We barely knew ye...
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 8:55:16 PM EST



Quoted:


I'm about to eat some chicken that was sitting out for 24 hours. Made some stir fry with cabbage, jalapeno peppers, onions, brocolli, and bean sprouts. I opened the fridge to get the chicken breast I cooked last night only to find it wasn't there. I baked two last night and ate one. I found the other one still in the oven where I had forgotten it last night. No time to defrost and cook another breast and I just finished a big work out so I have to have the protein so I stuck it in the microwave for 2 minutes, chopped it up, cooked it a little more in the pan. So here it goes. If you don't hear from me after tonight I may have kicked the bucket from food poisoning.










http://i42.tinypic.com/14bt17b.jpg


Just don't spill all the jizz in it.

 
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 9:05:22 PM EST
Quoted:
Quoted:
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Dibs. Actually, I'll pass.


You might want to reconsider. In addition to 200 gigs of quality porn I got a Class 3 subgun, a 50 BMG, and a G Series FAL laying around just for starters.


KY OPSEC prevents numbnuts.


Fixed that up for ya.


Are you certain he didn't get the desensitizing kind?
Link Posted: 4/14/2010 9:16:09 PM EST
We should be so lucky. And so should the poor girls at the gym.
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