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Posted: 3/31/2002 6:21:06 AM EDT
I saw a bumper sticker on a truck the other day that said, "I miss my Ex-Wife, but my AIM is getting better".
Link Posted: 3/31/2002 6:24:22 AM EDT
Interestng. I saw one the other day that said, 'Save a tree. Wipe your ass with a spotted owl'. -T.
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Link Posted: 3/31/2002 7:06:08 AM EDT
My brother, who claims not to like guns but is endlessly fascinated by mine, gave me a bumper sticker that says, "I didn't go to work today. The voices in my head told me to stay home and clean the guns". Naturally, I haven't put it on my car.
Link Posted: 3/31/2002 7:09:17 AM EDT
River Patrol...because boats float and people don't. Homicide Squad...Our day begins when yours ends.
Link Posted: 3/31/2002 7:21:32 AM EDT
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Link Posted: 3/31/2002 7:22:58 AM EDT
Honk if you've never seen an UZI fired from a car window [uzi] CJ
Link Posted: 3/31/2002 7:23:59 AM EDT
On dads truck: "Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a duck"
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 11:59:59 AM EDT
Some of my favorites: "Fight Crime - Shoot back!" "EARTH FIRST - We can mine the other planets later." "If guns cause crime, mine are defective."
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 12:08:45 PM EDT
"Don't have strong opinions about things you know nothing about"
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 12:19:37 PM EDT
Originally Posted By garheadjr: On dads truck: "Raising kids is like being pecked to death by a duck"
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Oh shit! I need one of [b]those[/b] for my truck!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 12:19:58 PM EDT
If I wanted a bitch I'd have bought a dog.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 12:24:21 PM EDT
Originally Posted By toaster: Interestng. I saw one the other day that said, 'Save a tree. Wipe your ass with a spotted owl'. -T.
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Thats awesome! if anyone finds one I will apy for it and postage!
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Link Posted: 4/1/2002 12:39:01 PM EDT
I'd like to get ahold of some of the ones listed here. The one on my truck reads, "THE GUN IN THE DRIVER'S HAND IS LARGER THAN IT APPEARS". [pistol]
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 12:39:53 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 12:45:30 PM EDT
if youre vclose enough to read this, youre in range.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 1:20:29 PM EDT
Warning: Driver Only Carries $20 Worth of Ammo
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 1:39:19 PM EDT
Wife: Did you miss me? Husband: With every shot so far.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 1:49:57 PM EDT
Gun Control is a perfect 100/10X
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 1:51:03 PM EDT
"Bad Cop- No Donut!"
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 1:51:53 PM EDT
"Dont steal, the Government doesn't like competition" lib
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 1:55:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 4/1/2002 2:00:18 PM EDT by 95thFoot]
Done up in black, w/ red lettering in the style of DARE police bumper stickers: "Doughnut Abuse and Rotundity Elimination"
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 2:05:22 PM EDT
"God, grant me the serinity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, AND THE WEAPONRY TO MAKE THE DIFFERENCE."
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 2:21:13 PM EDT
Written upside down: "[b]If you can read this - roll me over![/b]"
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 2:24:03 PM EDT
"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit."
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Link Posted: 4/1/2002 3:12:45 PM EDT
I carry a gun three days out of the week. Can you guess which ones? M@
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Link Posted: 4/1/2002 3:27:02 PM EDT
I just got this sticker for the back window of my jeep "Legalize Freedom"
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 3:31:32 PM EDT
Bald Eagle isn't bad, it tastes like Spotted Owl.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 3:37:18 PM EDT
"So many cats, so few recipes."
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 5:07:06 PM EDT
Horn broken. Watch for finger!
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 5:13:34 PM EDT
On the back of a lesbian's car I saw in Cambridge, MA: "Care to test drive my Vulva?" Also on same car: "My Karma ran over your Dogma"
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 6:34:11 PM EDT
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. I just got a gun for my wife - good trade. Support your right to arm bears. Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms! I'm Pro-Choice. I choose to - eat meat - hunt -fish - trap- wear fur Law of the Old West: Smith and Wesson beats four aces Keep Honking - I'm Reloading. American Patriot - #1 Endangered Species (Handgun W/slash Through It) Do You Trust Your Government? God, Guts and Guns keep America free Gun Owners Do It With More Bang! Guns Don't Kill - Taxes Do! Gun control: simple solutions for simple minds Gun control means using both hands Happiness is a belt-fed weapon Help Criminals - BAN GUNS I Love Assault Rifles I Love Assault Weapons I Love Machine Guns I still miss my ex-husband, but my aim is getting better Imagine No Handguns In Guns We Trust - E Pluribus Bang Invest In America - Buy A Smith & Wesson It's The Criminals - Stupid Kill It & Grill It My Wife? Yes. My Dog? Maybe. My Gun? Never.
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 7:06:06 PM EDT
“The owner of this property is armed and prepared to protect life, liberty and property”
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 9:24:44 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 10:17:56 PM EDT
As long as digression is being tolerated... A couple t-shirts I have... Front - "Explosive Devices Technician" Back - "If you see me running, try to catch up!" (As agent goes thru windows with gun out and badge up) - "I'm from the government, I'm here to help!" (BIG hit at gun shows!) On the back of my truck: "it's an absolute fact that I'm 100% SOBER at least two or three days each year" (My wife's idea of a joke...) FFZ
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 10:29:28 PM EDT
Visualize Whirrled Peas
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 10:34:41 PM EDT
Driver carries les than 600 Rubles worth of ammunition [url]www.makarov.com[/url]
Link Posted: 4/1/2002 10:38:04 PM EDT
"You're just jealous because the voices talk to ME!" FFZ
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 1:49:29 AM EDT
My personal favorite "Save a tree, eat a beaver" [>]:)]
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 2:27:31 AM EDT
"I don`t dial 911 I dial .357"
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 2:30:54 AM EDT
Keep your wife out of my yard and I'll keep my yard out of your wife!
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 3:26:15 AM EDT
Originally Posted By FreeFireZone: "You're just jealous because the voices talk to ME!" FFZ
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You think this is funny, but I saw a woman yesterday pull up next to me at a stoplight, arguing loudly with herself, or the voices. "I cannot help them!!!My forehead is sealed!!!......" Light turned green and I went bye-bye, I want her in my rearview when she really loses it.
Link Posted: 4/2/2002 3:39:04 AM EDT
"Honk if you love cheeses" in Wisconson, of course. "Honk if you love peace & quiet" My all time favorite, "Eschew Obfuscation"
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