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Posted: 9/20/2009 10:15:26 AM EST
It can't do any worse then some of the shit advice I get from the so called experts such as my financial advisor,lawyer,doctor butcher baker et al. Fuck em all!. I'd save a lot of money too in fees. example

should I rob this bank?
magic 8ball says not at this time

should i invest my life saving in wax bean futures?
magic 8ball says you'd be a fool not to

should i fuck around on my wife
magic 8ball says your dam straight!

I cannot see a downside to this.

Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:16:25 AM EST
You may be onto something
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:21:40 AM EST
Works for Obama!
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:27:33 AM EST
I'm pretty sure all the people you mentioned already use them.

You might as well also.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:36:33 AM EST
Not even kidding - I used to have one in my drawer and made MANY decisions with it while VP/Controller of a division of a Fortune 500 company.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:41:34 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/20/2009 10:42:08 AM EST by Admiral_Crunch]
I work in IT. We have one that we consult on a regular basis.

"Why is it taking so long for my email to open?"

"Let me consult the IT crystal ball. Just a second.... Ah, here it is: 'Outlook not so good.'"

It's uncanny.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:44:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By Admiral_Crunch:
I work in IT. We have one that we consult on a regular basis.

"Why is it taking so long for my email to open?"

"Let me consult the IT crystal ball. Just a second.... Ah, here it is: 'Outlook not so good.'"

It's uncanny.


I have to get one of those for our dept.

Are we going to get new computers for auto cad 2010?
'Outlook not so good.'"

hahahahah
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:46:07 AM EST
In terms of how some of the most carefully planned actions and considered decisions of my life have actually turned out, I might not have done any worse by using the Magic 8 Ball.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:46:07 AM EST
Originally Posted By NineLivez:
You may be onto something


Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:47:08 AM EST
Ask again later.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:47:28 AM EST
Originally Posted By Wehrmacht_Sniper:
Not even kidding - I used to have one in my drawer and made MANY decisions with it while VP/Controller of a division of a Fortune 500 company.


This is scary.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:51:55 AM EST
Future is cloudy.
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