This thread is to discuss all of the thing that should be banned for the sake of the children.

Here is my list to start. Please add items to this list. Once we have a nice size list going I am going to write a "bill" and send it to all anti-gun senators. A wise ass kind of thing.

Here it goes:

For skae of the children we should ban ALL the following items:

1) All guns. Including cap guns, water pistols, and BB guns.
2) All knives (including kitchen knives) unless you have a need for them such as being a chef. We can no longer trust ordinary people to have knives. And they have been many cases where children accidentilly cut themselves.
3) Chop sticks, pencils, and pens. ( A child may come accross one of these objects, pick it up and run around and put his or her eye out)
4) Paper clips and thumb tacks (Same reason above)
5) Tables with edges. Only tables that are round will be allowed that way there is nothing to hurt a child.

Rubber bands

You forgot scissors, Marilyn Manson and GTA.

You forgot scissors, even the plastic one and magnifying glasses. Start fires with those dang things.

With out children we wouldn't need to ban things to protect them. So lets fix the source of the problem

"Ban Kids" do it for the children

Fire crackers.
Church.
Parents.
Schools.
Pools.
Sharks.
Bullies.
Dodgeball.
Bicycles.
Books.
TV.
Video Games.
Internet.
Matches.
Bears.
Pitbulls.
Atomic Bombs.
Terrorists.

Bathtubs (pools, Hot Tubs)
stairs
electricity (outlets, power chords)
Playboy ( those virgin eyes)

Ban forest fires,
drowning,
cancer,
oh and stubbed toes.

-Smalls

Adulthood

sticks too!
sports (don't want them to get hurt, and it is bad for thier ego if they loose)
sleds

I love it...

how about banning the mother of all things that effect us all.

Death.

We should ban death.

We should also ban "natural selection".

Liberals

Spandex, in any size greater than 6

Quoted: I love it... how about banning the mother of all things that effect us all. Death. We should ban death. We should also ban "natural selection".

See we can't ban that, However we can ban children. It is something that is possible. A challenge but can be done, we will let all the current children come in under the child safety ban act of 06.

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anything but tannerite!.  I'm in love with tannerite.

Plastic bags, refridgerators, cars that drive more than 5mph, space shuttles.